>ywn strip for your russian waifu while the whole school watches.

>>81678141
good times

>>81678141
I didn't really get why it was so humiliating for him. Yeah he got nude in front of all his classmates but did ANY of them ever have the opportunity on the level he did? besides Blink 182 of course.

>>81678477
it was humiliating because he prematurely ejaculated

>>81678477
he preem'd though

>>81678515
>>81678532
Ok, fine, but I doubt most of the people watching him would have lasted much longer, even Mark Hoppus who I'm pretty sure never had his balls drop.

>>81678636
I'm pretty sure most people can get their dick in the pussy before they cum.

>>81678862
it's Shannon Elizabeth, not just some piece of pussy.

>>81678884
If she's so hot, why did her career die?
Checkmate.

>>81678934
I feel a Liv Tyler-tier comeback in three years tops.

>>81679140
Liv Tyler was a leading actress in big roles at one point.
This bitch was a bit part in a shitty comedy.
She was already over the hill then, I remember her lying about her age on Howard Stern kek.

>>81679207
That's rough

>>81679207
Scary Movie and Jay & Silent Bob weren't big movies? OK.

>>81679282
they were teen flicks you noob

>>81679313
WHAT HAS LIV TYLER STARRED IN?! STARRED IN STARRRRRRED IN NOT PLAYED A BIT ROLE IN LIKE I KNOW YOU';RE GONNA SAY WITH FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING

>>81679370
That Thing You Do

>>81679370
ARMAGEDDON
That Aerosmith video was huge
LotR was a huge role even though it was a smalll part

>>81679370
The Leftovers.
Stealing Beauty.

SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW

>>81679454
>>81679461
>>81679482
fuck off. Shannon Elizabeth was just a better piece of ass and that was the original argument.

>>81679514
I will have to lay with them both and judge which one is better. It's the only way.

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Remember Tara Reid being hot

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>>81679553
just say you wanna fuck Steven Tyler it's totally cool

>>81678636
tom is the one with the whiny ass voice. his balls dropped in the last few years though.

>>81679370
empire records

kek im watching american pie now, havent touched these movies in ages

its so weird as i remember them all being older than me but now theyre just kids in school

wtf life

i hate being old

>>81679622
Shut up you'll ruin the plan

SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL

>>81678141
This is unironically the best scene in comedy from the last decade.

too bad the movies when downhill afterwards

>>81678636
you are forgetting that these are high school students, haven't you noticed what most 4chan posters are like? they are pretty much one and the same

>>81679579

still kinda nice titties

>>81680634
you got some fucked up standards

BUMP

lets have comfy american pie nostalgia

>>81679579
I would still fuck her hard tbqh familia.

>>81681464
why

>>81681514
I'm a /tv/ poster, do you need any other reason?

>>81678532
>>81678515
Didn't blow his load early, twice?

>>81681552
i post on /tv/ too and i'd rather jerk off than touch nu tara reid

>>81681565
is this even possible from a scientific point of view?

without any stimulation?

heather a cute

someone stream american pie 2 plz

kick this topic to the front of the forum

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>>81679696
>i remember them all being older than me but now theyre just kids in school
Yeah, time's a bitch ain't it?

>>81678141
guy looks like a 30 year old jew, what was he doing playing a high school kid?

>>81683658
it is

>>81683658
>tfw watch american pie as a kid
>haha omg those guys are such losers they cant even get laid whatever getting laid is
>im sure I wont have that problem when I get a big boy
>20 years later
>tfw

>>81683774
>man high school sucks
>I can't wait to move out and get a job and everything will be so much better
>20 years later
>WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE

yuropoor here

was american highschool culture really how they show it in movies like american pie? with going to prom and football shit and such?

>>81683999
Some of it is exaggerated obviously, and some aspects vary a great deal. For example, if the school's football team sucks then most students tend to not give a fuck about the season. As for prom, it's very common.

>>81683999
if you were popular then yes. also nice trips.

>>81680029
>from the last decade

anon. its 18 years old now

>>81684127
we didnt have popular kids in my school

or uncool and cool people

sure we had some liked and some unliked retards but nowhere near what you see on american tv

>>81684140
You won't find that in American schools either anon. It's all exaggerated.

>>81684173
t. homeschooled retard

>>81684209
Nice projection dumbass.

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/ourguy/

CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP

>>81684286
He actually got laid and evolved into a pussy magnet. If anything 4chan is the Sherminator.

>>81684140
Spoken like a true unpopularfag. I bet you smelled like piss

>>81684435
nah seriously

here the 'popular' kids where like the guys who didnt hide their weed from teachers or some shit like that

nothing like american jog footfaggotry, sports was looked down upon and we definately didnt have any prom or boyfriend/girlfriend culture in the same school

>>81684475
Nah you had popular kids, they just never invited you to anything bruh.

Popular kids posted pictures of themselves in Jacuzzis on fb and such.

>>81684475
>sports was looked down upon and we definately didnt have any prom or boyfriend/girlfriend culture in the same school
lmao what kind of gay ass school did you go to

>>81683999
Anyone who says it isn't is likely lived in flyover country, was extraordinarly poor or unpopular, or a jealous homeschooled retard or private school retard

Nothing I mean nothing, will ever compare to my years in American highschool. Hijinks, pussy, good friends and weed. I live my life as a tribute to the fast times and wild parties I had as a lad.

>>81684505
We didn't have popular kids in my school. We had people you didnt fuck with but that was mainly because they were like white trash, not because they were popular jogs or something.

>>81684514
in the netherlands we dont have any of those things

we sometimes had school parties but that was nothing like they do on american tv

it was mainly just some dj in the cafeteria and it was only fun for the people who were older than 16 because then you got a wristband which made it possible to get alcohol that was our 'prom' but we didnt have couples or that you need to ask someone as a date, it was just everybody going together

getting laid before anyone else also was not something anyone cared about or even talked about really, i guess its a different culture. We had smaller schools too and many schools right next to eachother so thats maybe why it wasnt so personal everything that everybody know who dated who etc like in american pie movies

>>81684553
we dont have homeschools, just explaining the reality of how it went down here compared to the movies, but i would like if another dutchfag can confirm if for him it was anything like american pie because i doubt it

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>>81684553
>private school retard
>from a public school
Now this is a first.

>>81684475
>sports were looked down on
You know you, Xavier the cripple and Anthony the spastic weren't the only kids in school right?

>>81684601
im not following sorry

>>81684597
I actually went to a charter school that only accepted 500 kids total. Get fucked projector

>>81678934

She couldn't act and had a restrictive boyfriend that liked to be on set. That's a death sentence.

>>81684650
Private schools can make charter schools look like Detroit public ed. Educate yourself, since obviously the school didn't.

>>81684597
>he didn't rob the private school numales daily
Guess you were the numale eh?

>>81684666
Are you ok poorfag?

>>81684665
>he can't even reply to the right post
Nice education faggot. The retard institution doesn't count as private school

>>81684694
Just like the numales at West Chester academy. They would laugh at me and call me poor. I couldn't beat them all up of course but instead I dealt them poison and told them it was various drugs

Now get out of my thread Jackson or I'll slit your throat

>>81684505
We had "cool" and "popular" kids where I'm from, in the form of sluts, but that didn't really come into play when you were at school. And even outside of school, most people simply didn't care.

>>81684999
Thats all popular meant rich/attractive kids.

Although in my school all that shit didn't really matter in the final year amd everyone were mates with eachother.

>>81684314
AND I'M TRYING TO KEEP

>All the unpopular kids ITT
If you don't have a network of successful friends you're autistic

>>81684665

I see you went to the private school of sick burns.

>>81685088
>tfw stealth autist who was friends with popular kids

>>81685064
UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD

>>81678141
czech

>>81685148
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER

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>>81685173
ITS ONE THING TO COMPLAIN

>>81684597
>private school
>not synonymous with cunts

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>>81685274
BUT WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING ME INSANE

>tfw I went to the reunion and wanted to kms
>tfw chad died of a heart attack because juice
>tfw stacie is a junkie now
>tfw most of the drama club are still living in our town working shitty nine to fives
>tfw the popular teacher is in jail because weed

Fuck what went so wrong?

>>81685045
Same here. But that's middle school though.

At my country's equivalent of high school, nobody really gave a shit either way. There were some girls stuck in that bitchy middle school mentality, but nobody ever really liked them. And all the guys, captain turbo autismo himself included, were all bros.

10 year reunion this year. havent spoken to anyone since graduation. probably wont go to the reunion. not that they would be able to contact me since i dont have social media

>>81685425
reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNbnineUCI

>>81685515
>tfw life imitates art

I didn't ask for these feels.

>>81685338
If he was calling them cunts instead of retards you might have a point.

>>81678141

Going back watching these and it's funny how you can tell that Stiffler was going to be the only one with a career afterward.

>>81685740
I wish he got more recognition. He's a great comedic actor.

>>81680029
>A scene that isn't funny is the best scene in comedy from the last decade
That is a sad commentary on the state of comedy.

>>81680634
they are fake

>>81684286
MOMMY! WANT MILKIES!

>>81685767

He does pretty good at being in the right things but he doesn't really stray from his comfort zone. Goon 2 should be great though.

>>81681600

Not twice in the space of a few minutes

>>81686001
Was the first one any good?

>>81686944

You'll want to kill Jay Baruchel afterward but it's pretty good.

>>81680029
Dude how fucked up are you.
>>81684133

I had a dream last night that I saw her in a bookstore and she was very rude... stupd fucking slut

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>>81685767
Not enough people saw him in Southland Tales.

pre 9/11 was the best of times.