Tfw you get your first check.

>>81676033
>not direct depositing

>>81676716
I used to work at a jimmy johns that didn't have direct depositing, it was pretty annoying before I got a bank account

>>81676033
"getting paid getting paid"

"gee Calvin you look like shit"

Being a wage slave is worse than being a bum. Prove me wrong.

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>tfw fired after first day of work

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>>81677481
Fuck I never knew that geese have teeth ON their tongue

>>81677447
I have money. A bum does not.
I am not dependent on a system that is completely reliant on other people working and me getting peanuts for doing nothing.

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>tfw NEET

>>81677571
I think that's one of those Chinese dire geese. They're basically the stuff of nightmares

>>81677585
>fall out of your dads ass in an industrialized bourgeois country made so by the labor of millions of strangers, both alive and dead
>I am not dependent on a system that is completely reliant on other people working
You totally are, everyone is. Fucking John Galt over here, how do people think like this?

Nigga you smell like French fries

>>81679153
Oy vey the goyim knows

>>81679153
Just pretend he's trolling so you can keep your faith in humanity

>>81679218
My favorite line.

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>>81676716
>tfw getting direct deposits of biweekly pay plus reimbursement for mileage every week
It's so damn satisfying man, I love being a courier.

>>81677447
I don't have to rumble through dumpsters for a meal for one