Why did Don never hook up with her?

If you give shipping fags an inch they take a mile

it was the right choice by the show runner to keep it platonic

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He was a little intimidated, then it became a mutual respect thing.

They shared some steamy flirting.
>He doesnt know what he wants, but he's wanting.

>>81672779

I think wanting every male character to be burying their faces in mommy's milkbags is a pretty reasonable thing.

>>81672779
fpbp

I just tried the first 4 episodes and I do not care. Does it get better or change in anyway that would it make it worth sticking out?

>>81672721
Because she's the female equivalent of Draper and knows his bullshit.

>>81672721
His friend was fucking her. It was probably a respect thing between them.

>>81672721
Probably cause Roger was already hitting it.

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>>81672847
It does get better, but i could tell it's not for you.

>Redhead girls are God tier
>Redhead guys are shit tier

Really stimulates the synapses

>>81672847
season 1 boring as fuck

but it's an important backdrop for the rest of the show

>>81672934
what is the show and what is it about? a
also do we get to see her naked tiddies?

Couldn't fuck Rogers girl
Then she was with the doc and Don was kind of into Penny

To which eventually lead to her trying to kill his career and he was to drunk to care and trying to focus on himself


She then ends up a sad alone singlle mother desu

My boy don gets the world a coke

>>81673161
>Don was kind of into Penny
>To which eventually lead to her trying to kill his career

wat

>>81672893
>Le it's not for you may may
Kys

>>81672721
Who says he didn't? Or maybe he knew she was off-limits because she was Roger's gal.

But I always got the feeling Don thought of Joan as the sister he never had.

>>81672862
Peggy is the female equivalent of Don. Joan has no male equivalent. Her womanliness is too pure.

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>>81672862

all the more reason for them to fuck

Besides the Roger factor, Don stated point blank that Joan intimidated him. IE Joan wouldn't put up with his shit (see how hard Joan called Don on his bullshit in the later seasons).

Also Joan was right wing in terms of being ultra patriotic. She'd probably kill Don on the spot if she found out he was a deserter.

Joan/Don would have ended badly

>>81672721
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You don't wife a whore.

>>81673385
you wife milky mommy mammaries

>>81673385

He married a model and an actress, lad.

>>81672721
It mainly has to be because of Roger. He was only recently given a seat at the big boys table in the pilot, so he would have no reason to cross his boss that way.

That and any co-workers Don was banging was the exception, not the rule.

>>81673216
>Is it for me?
>no

>may may

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>>81673385

surely there must be some exceptions

>>81672721
Because her tits are too big

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>>81672721
Because redheads have pale pink, puffy nipples. Literally the second worse nipples in the world after pepperoni nipples the size of dinner plates. If nipples are not dark and tight, they can go to fucking hell, faggot.

>>81672862
>>81672883
>>81672887
>>81673225
>>81673436

Joan was the mother Don never had. That's why didn't fuck her.

> Hendricks married actor Geoffrey Arend She has said in interviews that she and her husband do not plan to have children.

perfect for breeding smdh, such a waste.

>>81673556

She's too THICC.

That body is cursed with never finding a cock that can awaken her primal lust for babies.

>>81672721
He didn't want the reputation of being into fat chicks.

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>>81673622
kek wtf i wrong with you

>>81673525
You okay anon?

>>81672816
indeed, just look at her

>>81672721
Clearly someone has never read my fan fiction. You probably think Duck never got ganged-banged by Pete, Bob Benson, Phil Leotardo, and a Velociraptor. Sad.

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*blocks your path*

>>81673553
Nah, Don saw Megan as his mother figure. Joan has huge breasts so it's easy to think that but the character doesn't match up.

>>81673779
This UGLY
SON OF A BITCH
is FUCKING
THICC MILFS
and basically
YOU"RE FUCKING STUPID

>>81672934
>Season 1 boring as fuck

Only season that came close to boring for me was Season 3. Season 1 also has two of the best episodes in the entire series. Smoke gets in Your Eyes and The Carousel

4=5>6>7>2>1>3

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>>81673779
look at his fucking smugness

>>81674038

But Joan is mommy

>>81672721
Every cell in my body wants to impregnate that.

>>81672721
hideous feet

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>>81672898
not always true

>>81674210
They could be worse.

One of the few women he actually respected. To much so to sleep with her.

>>81674113
Joan is more like that one aunt you have with the ginormous jugs that you get a crushing hug from at a funeral and feel bad about enjoying it

>>81674092
4=5>7>1>>6>3>2

>>81672721
no you faggot retard
pay attention next time

>>81672779
Thank you

t. someone who hates shippers with a passion

>>81674038

No, Joan reminds Don of the whore who took his virginity and was like a mom to him.

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>>81673622
>Too THICC to dick

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>>81673525
>Liking dark nipples
TopPleb

>>81674358
this is the correct ranking

>>81673525
low test detected

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they had a weird respect for each other

also

>that Siri video where she does a Joan joi

>>81672721

he knows he could, and that's good enough in some cases