what did he mean by this?

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GET TRIGGERED FAGGOTS

>we want the guy who cooks grilled cheese sandwiches for his son audience

>inb4 lel its about his time as a filmmaker making shitty marvel films when he wanted to be making shitty grilled cheese films instead

>>81668691
> they don't show him having to scrub the hot plate clean
> all the crumbs on the counter
> having to wash the cultlery, plate and other containers

typical jew

>>81668691
Too much cheese/10, although I applaud the effort.

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>>81668691
I fucking love this thread every time

>This is good.

>You bet you're young tight 11 year old asshole it's good.

How did they get away with this? Fucking kikewood.

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jesus christ Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese

>>81668691
no wonder all these low test young men are being pussified generation by generation... look at what their parents have been cooking them...

>>81668691
Why not just microwave the cheese then place it in the toast or even better just put the toast with the cheese in the microwave and do it in one go.

Or buy a breville toaster

>>81668691
>puts it on plate
>takes it off plate
>cuts it in half
>puts it back on plate
what did he mean by this?

>>81668691
Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grizzled cheese.

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>>81668691
There is literally no difference between what he is doing and this webm, Chef is just being pretentious about it

>>81669036
You don't cut on a cutting board? Are your dishes all scuffed up?

YOURE FUCKING A GRILLED CHEESE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Qq_06zHX4

>>81669064
OP's webm at least looks edible

need some jack webms up in this thread tbqh senpaitachi

>>81669104
Do you ever eat with a knife? Congratulations! You've now cut on a plate!

>>81668946
holy shit 9 bucks for 2 frozen grilled cheese sandwhich?

>>81669027
i can tell you dont know how to cook. putting bread in the microwave?? also, buying a special toaster when you already have an item that can do the job?

>>81669118
This would be good with a black metal soundtrack and a less tumblr title.

>>81669155
found the poor person. most people have more then 5 plates. and there are different plates for different purpose. obviously he was using a nice plate you dont cut on. please stop showing your low class

>>81669155
So you're just some maniac who uses carving knives on plates?

>>81669244
>that ugly yellow kid's plate
>nice

lmaoing at your taste sempai. don't forgets the doily next time you serve a grilled cheese

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>>81669208
I said toast in microwave. Also these.

>>81668946
>>81668946

Are you fucking kidding me? Frozen grilled cheese sandwiches? Frozen lasagna I understand, frozen pizza I understand. But if you can't set aside 10 fucking minutes to put bread, cheese and butter together you are the reason why America is going down the fucking drain. Fucking christ USA, get it together

>>81669379
>Eating anything frozen
I'd say kill yourself, but your diet will beat you to it.

>>81669430
kill yourself

>>81669379
>getting this triggered by something so inconsequential
you belong on tumblr tbqh

>tfw want to make grilled cheese but microwave is broken

what do?

>>81669466
Your chickie tendies are ready.

>>81669064
post more of these delicious cuisines

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>>81669595

>>81669475
>>81669430

Enjoy dying fatties

>>81669687
>>81669064
mexican """"""food"""""" is the worst

>>81669761
Enjoy your Stoffers garbage food.

>>81668691
NEEDS TOMATO KETCHUP ON TOP

my name is chef

>>81669687
BUILD THE WALL!

>>>/ck/8789563

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>>81669064

>chips and condiments on top of condiments

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>>81670049
that's nothing

>>81669687
>>81670141
who the fuck eats this shit?

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>>81668691
>White people can't coo-

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>>81670288
mexicans

>>81670520
If I ate that, would I die?

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1/2

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2/2

>>81670141
>>81669687
>>81670520
>>81670631
>>81670653
This is even more disgusting than ja/ck/

>>81670557
it would be extremely painful

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>>81670141
what the fuck

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>>81670653

Why do you guys keep posting this?

>>81668691
why bother taking it off the plate to cut it, you are never going to use so much force that you damage a plate cutting a sandwich

anyone got the ramsay webm where he is spilling shit all over the place making a huge mess while he "cooks"

>it's a /ck/ takes over /tv/ with constant stealth threads episode

why do the mods condone such gentrification

>>81670520
what the hell is this called

>>81670653
christ by the end of it, I actually forgot what it started out as

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>>81669173
americans don't mind paying $9 because we're the richest country in the world. when i get home from my six figure job i dont wanna waste time preparing food. instead i just pop a frozen grilled cheese in the microwave and chow down literally 30 seconds later

meanwhile, you yuropoors are busy peeling potatoes and boiling water as i enjoy my kinowich

I actually wanna try this slop. Makes me hungry to watch.

>>81670851
A mexican

>>81668691
is that julian schnabel?

>>81669173
I don't think you understand that price tag, anon.

>>81670520
I was going to die of laughter if he put that ice cream cone in it

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>>81670848
it is a mystery

>>81669379
>10 minutes
More like 1. But americans have short attention spans and are massive cooklets. How does one go through life without enjoying good food?

>>81670851
http://www.eater.com/2016/3/21/11218834/dorilocos-doritos-gummy-bears-tostilocos-mexico

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how can you eat industrial cheese with industrial bread and call it a meal?

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>>81670848
Start eating sardines you degenerate

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reminder that jack is a spic

>>81671372
The way this guy eats by sticking out his tongue and wrapping it around the food before it gets in his mouth always grosses me out.

>>81668691
>Apparently making a grilled cheese sandwich is a culinary feat

Haven't seen the movie. This scene isn't making me curious.

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>>81671440

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>>81671372
>undercooked ground beef
>my stomach when

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>>81671620

>>81671440
>>81671620
Oh man my mom does the same thing. Never liked it either.

>>81671620
is he unironically retarded?

>>81671620
Why did Jack choke his son?

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is Rogan food kino now?

>>81672054
this guy seriously needs to lay off the eggs

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>>81672054

>>81669687

Americans fucking sicken me.

>>81672054
would risk getting diarrhea for

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>>81671620
absolutely disgusting

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>>81672039

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Who /MunchieBox/ here? Pic semi-related.

Do all americans eat pizza like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE95bLUhm64

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>>81672118
kino

>>81672119
pretty much every meal

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>>81672148

get on JREs level

>>81672054
With all the weed, steroids and several blows to head I suppose loss of brain cells are unavoidable.

>>81672148
>French Fries, Beans and Popcorn for breakfast
Bill Cosby had a stand-up bit about this

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>>81672054

>>81672148
L A D
A
D

Not a fan of mushrooms on their own but i love garlic mushrooms. Tomatoes are pointless unless they actually taste of something. Everything else is good.

>>81672201
someone tell this retard to stick to wrestling and stay out of the kitchen

>>81670141
I love the way they dish it out with tools like they are chefs or something. Just grab it by the handful like the ape you are,

>>81669687
can someone please tell me what this is? What is that white stuff? Is it curd?

>>81670653
Hope we drop a MOAB on mexico next

>>81672106
why punch that qt. ;_;

>>81672054
Do you think Joe dutch oven's his wife?

>>81669687
thanks not mwxican food.

JESUS

>>81672201
Liver and Onions is underrated food kino but this guy can't cook for shit.
I wish there were a restaurant near me that still made it.

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>>81672349
*thumbs up emoji*

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>>81672393
she was literally asking for it

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>>81672520
why is he trying to act so tough on the internet? napoleon complex?

>>81672462
I changed my mind, she's not qt at all freaking goblin face.

>>81672551
wat

>>81672520
Would that physical response happen to be the river of explosive diarrhea spewing out of his ass from that?

>>81672106
Why would you punch someone there? You could crack a finger.

>>81672201
Here's the thing I don't even mind the way he cooks his eggs but this dude is straight up fucking retarded now that I've seen this. Have the least bit of dignity in tidying up the presentation.

This thread is making me physically ill

>>81672462
>>81672593
She is kind of cute, but she is factually a dumb bitch that asked for it. That guy didn't do a single thing wrong that day.

>>81668691

Why is tv so triggered by this WebM?

>>81672096
Mexicans*

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>>81672795

WEAK BITCH

someone tell what the fuck food kino is

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don't mind me just eating the GOAT burger

>>81673224
burger looks good hot dog looks liek a mess. raw onions are fucking gross

Who in the fuck needs both butter and oil?? Jon Favreau is a fat fuck

>>81672106
Maybe now she'll get a surgery to fix that ugly hooked nose.

>>81672106
That's Nathan Domigo isn't it? Head of Identity Evropa

Fuck that's satisfying to watch

>>81672201
>Himalayan salt

What the fuck is wrong with regular salt?

Is this nigger seriously telling me that he pays for salt that has been imported all the way from the fucking Himalayas?

What the fuck is the difference between sodium chloride from one place and sodium chloride from another place?

>>81675470
if its pure salt, why is it red

think about this for a minute

>>81669064
As a mexican i'm fucking of this "stepping up elotes" trend.

>>81672337
It's steamed corn kernels w/ramen, and the white stuff is sour cream.

>>81668691
Do American's really eat shit like this?

It looks fucking awful

I bet most people who would criticize this are experiencing incapacitating depression and lack of will.

A man has to have hobbies, and pride.

>>81668691
welp i know what im having for breakfest

thanks Jon Fatvuro

I thought Chef was a comfy movie and had excellent food kino. I wish I knew other films that are also about cooking and have good cinematography.

>>81670868
What DID it start out as?

>>81668691
>puts grilled cheese on a plate to move it to a cutting board
why use a plate for that at all?

>>81670653
has anyone ever tried something like this? it's guantanamo bay looking slop

>>81675841
>my god, cheese on bread
>how disgusting

lol. how poor do you have to be that even depression era meals are out of your reach

>>81670631
outside the chips , the whatever the fuck that was at the end , the overkill on mayo and cheese

nothing wrong with this

>>81676023
Big Night

jesus christ I hate numales

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>all this butter and oil
>not using teflon pan instead of going full-american
>none ITT complains or see this wrong

And that's why you are all fat fucks, muh large amurrican bones.

>>81676023

Ratatouille
No Reservations
Eat Pray Love

What's the one with jack where it's this disgusting tortilla quiche-like monstrosity that uses like 5 pounds of butter

Quick shitty gcs:
> butter bread (2) then toast it 3 mins
> butter toast and put handful of bag shredded cheese in the center of one slice
> put two slices together then nuke for 30 seconds on high (1000w) in microwave
> enjoy you delicious grilled cheese

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Would you eat my food, /tv/?

I don't cook very often.

>>81670141
>chips brand chips
ok
>onions
tasty
>beans
now we're getting somewhere
>dried beef sticks?
ok, makes sense given how this is suppose to be fast food (all long lasting dried stuff, for instance)
>beef disks
again, ok
>dates in fluid
now you've lost me
>misc fluids
nope. no matter how good that shit is its gonna make those chips soggy
>that much salt
you either have: a) super salty top chips, b) broken chips from mixing
>more fluids
fuck no

>>81677211
absolutely. how'd you cook that chicken? looks like high quality meat, in any case.

>>81677211
Yeah, it looks alright.

>>81677211
>not wiping off the plate before presenting it
>rice is unseasoned
Would throw in the trash

>>81677211
nice frozen dinner faggot

>>81677211
would mix all in a big bowl and eat while i watch a tv show

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this thread is making me hungry

>>81669036
>he cuts his food on a glass plate

Say buh-bye to your knife's edge

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Sorry, I only watch Mexikino.

>>81669687
LE CUP WOMAN

>>81677880
I feel like this is the shit they make for stupid white tourists.

>>81670520
>Using the same tongs for everything

>>81671372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0v3BhJiNNQ

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>>81672107

>>81669064
Is that fucking custard?

>>81678567
Mayonnaise

>>81678670
No, the yellow liquid that is put in after all the chips are placed. It has the consistency of custard.

>>81677488
>Only dips the meat in egg alone
That made me more angry than the mexican "food" that has been posted in this thread.

>>81678816
Nacho cheese

>>81668852
typical dad cooking

dirty up a half dozen dishes and make a huge mess for once "fancy" version of something mom makes so he can earn good dad points

>>81679694

>dad cooking

You do realize that like 95% of the top chefs in the world are men right?

>>81680904
where did he say "man cooking" dipshit

You guys haven't even seen the worst ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5WD2qVyBXw
>number one

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>>81683017
mexico pls stop

>>81668946
why is the price per pound highlighted?