HARRY POTTER IS DEEEEEEEEEAAAAADD EH HEHEH

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was the deal with the last duel?
Voldermort just sort of vaporized unexpectedly.

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>I'm here for the job interview

DEH!

>>81668727
If you notice his wand was cracking in the film and his curse ends up going through the elder want back at him and killing hinself as harry disarms him.

He evaporated because technically he was nothing he had no soul or real body left.

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>>81668788
Kino

Well? Where is he?

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Why is (((Rowling))) such an anti-white self-hating cunt?

>>81670431
She doesn't give a fuck and just wants to appear as virtues as possible. Never noticed how rich people always say we need to do things for the poor while sitting on tons of cash?

>>81670487

lol "virtues"

>>81668665
Voldemort did nothing wrong

>>81668845
>youve lost white man

Fucking hell

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>>81668788
Deh? More like one of deh dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>81670431
The goblins look like Jewish stareotypes and literally run the entire banking system of the magical world

>>81668665
>yes yes well done voldemort, well done voldermort.
>HOWEVER

why didnt he make himself a horcrux?
if he's a horcrux, he wouldnt be able to be destroyed until he was destroyed, creating a loop

>>81670487
Only she donates she had to charity.

>>81670431
Because she's hoping no one will notice how few minority characters there is in Harry Potter. She's always been a champion for the tumblr despite her books not really reflecting their dogma.

>straight white male lead
>no gay characters (later retconned)
>no blacks anywhere
>everyone is white
>no hogwarts gender neutral bathrooms

>>81670431
>white face
seriously, how autistic are you guys?
>Buckbeak snapped and walked a little faster
she is clearly scared. white face means her face was white with fear. it's a common saying