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https://letterboxd.com/lennykoggins/

Having fun doing reviews for the first time. Post some reviews of your own

>Fifty Shades Darker

"hey antarctica i want u 2 b my sub please"

"golly christopher i dont know about that"

"hnnnngggg omg i just nutted in my pants ur so deep and unique and mysterious antarctica ur so different from dem other hos"

No characterization: The Movie. The first flick was more fun to make fun of, this one is just a boring drag with recycled scenes from the first one.

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>>81669486
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I saw this movie in theaters with my gf, I was reminded that despite what they say, 99% of women just want some hot rich guy to smack their ass unexpectedly and without permission, say that they're prettier than all the other girls, and then roughly shove them face down into a bed and choke them and pull their hair while they're tearing up that pussy til it hurts and ordering them around in the bedroom. I forgot that it's not just the weird chicks who are into this, I saw so many sweet looking, pretty, shy looking, well adjusted good girls who were obviously getting turned on when Christopher was being especially dominant and rough with Antarctica.

You should have heard the crowd when he gets on his knees with his wrists out and acts submissive towards her, instantly there was an extremely loud "eeeww!" coming in unison from all directions followed by looks of extreme disgust and a thick sense of revulsion in the air. An enlightening experience. Not that I think one should be an asshole or rapist, maybe just try to take charge more and do more telling and commanding instead of meekly asking for her permission. It's easy to tell if something is genuinely unwanted without asking about it first.

Oh, and if you're doing a movie about kinky sex there needs to be WAY more nudity in it, both male and female. Full frontal closeups. Bodily fluids. Show something going in somewhere. I thought at least in the last movie you could see some of her bush, but it turns out it was just CGI. How fucking lame and vain can you get, you think you're too cool to show some pubes on camera? Give me a break. She barely showed her tits in this, assuming those weren't CGI as well. We should be seeing closeups of her asshole and multiple cumshots in a movie with this kind of subject matter.

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what are some films?

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>>81669536
What are some memes

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alright?

>>81669560
You do.

>>81669619
I do.

>>81669603
who the fuck names themself slept

>>81669326
Kill yourself

>>81669326
commit suicide

>>81669326
get shot

>>81669326
Go make diamonds in the kitchen

>>81669326
diagnose yourself with cancer and then jump off a bridge in fear and misery

>>81669326
live long and prosper

>>81669326
Visit Detroit

>>81670413
Kill yourself

>>81670447
kill me

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>GF went to party in Detroit.
>left me taking care of her kids.
>bored as fuck.
Recommend me some family friendly movies, /tv/, preferably comedies.

>>81670483
the simpsons movie

>>81669326
drink bleach

miami vice

>>81670605
Miami Vice WISHES it was Emily Meme!

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>best poster in /lbg/
>best poster in /ptg/
>doesn't take shit from power tripping private tracker mods (pic related)
>watches challenging avant-garde and arthouse films
>all-around funny, fun guy to be around

Am I missing anything or have I got all the reasons everyone here envies and hates him so?

>>81670645
who the fuck names themself sleep

>>81670645
wow so charismatic

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>>81670645
who needs redacted when soulseek exists

>>81670823
Low IQ animeposter

>>81670855
weeb is synonymous with patrician nowdays

>>81670645
Jeebus. I don't like slept or any of the meme users here, but the little nazis everywhere in pts are on another level of being hate-inducing.

https://letterboxd.com/shao_liu_ringon/
If earth is a sinful song is any indication of the quality of Finnish cinema then I am well open to watching other Finnish films.

With brand upon the brain, I'm getting into Guy Maddison's crazed, black comic, silent movie style, mostly works even though in large doses can get exhausting.
Fando and lis, its a shame Arrabal and Jodo didn't co-op on more projects together, not Holy Mountain level but even at this stage Jodo had the gift for surrealism.

Find it hard to rate short films, so Man with a movie camera gets a heart, its does show though, some people really have a damn fine talent for getting life on camera.
Though it isn't on the top of my Soviet Montage list.

Might watch Ivan the terrible or Under suspicion next.

>>81670926
Man With A Movie Camera is not a "short film". And worst case it's a 9/10

i didnt understand man with a movie camera

>>81671314
Stick with moe

>>81671258
Valerie and her week of wonders is only 5min longer, but I guess that's not a short film jej.

Shiao confirmed retarded.

I thought gooks were supposed to be smart? Is this one a fraud?

>>81670926
How and where do you download movies fast enough to keep up with how many movies you watch?

Somebody please give me a quick rundown on Eli Hayes.

>>81671847
fag

>>81671706
https://www.passthepopcorn.me

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>>81671874
yes now gimmy your pass the popcorn password

>>81671258
Should have been clearer, didn't mean short film in that way, meant film thats short, which is anything under 90 minutes.
Not that I always have a problem rating them, just most of.
>>81671680
I think mick/leprechaun rather than gook would be more appropriate as I'm Irish.

>>81671706
In some cases I call my dad who has a huge film collection, other than that I go out to the cinema, in terms of downloading I used torrentking/piratebay/rarbg .
I spend all my free time watching films even when I get off work, currently on leave so I get to watch more.

>>81671706
I ended up watching so many because I trust fuck all of my own initiative to pick films, so I have a bunch of film fans tell me what to watch online.

>>81671949
Interesting answers

Synt, where did you find Stolen death (1938)?
I don't see it on amazon or on any of the usual torrent sites I use.

>David Heslin's channel got removed
PAIN

>>81672083
I kind of hope that by having big profile full of films someone will see it and check out those films so I can spread the word on their existence.
I hope to get to 4000 by later in the year.
I guess I've watched so many because I only got into films a few years ago and kind of "panic catched up".

>>81672129
indiewire was a mistake
>>81672108
its on kg you pleb

>>81672228
The panic is definitely real. I think it takes a few years and some good thousands before you can calm down

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Should I grab one with a score?

https://letterboxd.com/isthatkenny/

r8 me

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>>81672547

>>81672512
Yes. But you should also watch without.

>>81672625
Which one do I watch first

>>81672228

4000 by later in the year?

wat

>>81672547

I follow a rule to never ever trust anyone who uses the word "utilize"

Your taste is all over the place, overall alright though I guess

>>81672228
....The absolute Madman.

>>81672961
>Madman
>man

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https://letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/

I'll watch Elephant (1989) today, but since it is short I could watch something else, any recommendation?

>>81673032
who the fuck names themself swimming pool

>>81673032
Mammoth

>>81673091
he does

>>81673091
someone who is shallow

>>81673032
Very good ratings in this image. Nice

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>>81673124
You do

>>81673032
We basically watched The Sacrifice together

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>>81673156
I do

>>81672303
Iktf. I'm two years removed from my panic year and I still can't see how I paced about 2.4 films per day. Barely at 1 per day since last summer.

>>81673177
what did you think of it?
what's your profile?

>>81673599
Na I don't post it here. It was great, he should've directed all his films in Sweden where there's mountains of acting and production talent.

>>81673393
Another thing is...because I neglected getting into cinema for so long, it feels like this whole new thing I can't get enough of, but since getting a new job, well it might go down to one a day on the weekdays.

respect the sally draper

>>81673745
>Na I don't post it here
hmmm

Don't die please

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>>81675550
>you can't just die

now that the dust has settled what was the moty of the 2016?

>>81675632
i wish he actually shot himself so i wouldn't have to sit through the rest of that bullshit movie

and the moty were hacksaw ridge and neon demon :)

>>81675664
low effort

>>81675715
not trolling
back to le reddit with u those movies were kino

>>81675664
1/3 correct

>stepmom's fucking spic mom is visiting for easter weekend
>barely speaks any fucking english
>have to listen to her rant on and on about he bullshit life lessons
>she actually thinks she's insightful and has something meaningful to say
>she has to pause every 2 seconds to come up with the right english word
>has already knocked on my door twice while I'm trying to jack off
>my dad and i already have an understanding not to open my door
>afraid she might just open it and come in
>i have a cable around my neck to choke me and am using an onahole
>get soft again every time she interrupts me
>can't go out to get without having to talk to her then coming up with another bulllshit reason to retreat to my lair
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>GF went to party in Detroit.
>left me taking care of her kids.
>bored as fuck.
Recommend me some family friendly movies, /tv/, preferably comedies.

>>81675664
*biting*

Why is it a bullshit movie?

>>81675977
it was boring
you should watch hacksaw ridge sometime it's an action packed extravaganza by based mel.

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Pleb here.
Suggest movies pls :3
Also Roberts is best Emma.

>>81675997
You're such a pathetic /tvpol/ kid.
Hope it's ironic

>>81676010
>Roberts
>best Emma
lol

There's no competition to Stone, kid

>>81676083
Her name is Emily Jean

>>81676092
AHAHAHA

>>81676092
*Emma Stone

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>>81676083
>>81676092

>>81676121
wanna fuque dat frogse asze

Bruce Melvin pls go

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Hi guys Emma Stone here, pic VERY related.
AMA.

>>81676170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMwXR-1oajE

i eat onion rings sometimes. there are LOTS of people who do.

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if you like this you are a cuck

i suck cocks often. there are LOTS of people who do.

>>81676225
damn parental advisory explicit content lol

>>81676261
omg lol

>>81676225
I don't even know what the fuck that is. Happy to be not be hip to whatever

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if you like this you are a patrician

>>81676343
i like the image

>>81676343
I'd like it more if it was with a pretty girl

proud too not be a low IQ ape who likes emma stone

>>81676403
Robertsfags are uppity niggers though.
no one knows who she is so you force her everywhere.

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>>81676403
lol pf wow fine. lol dude-- fine m'man. flee from my sight. emley all mine !

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>tfw Slept doesn't follow you back

>>81676489
I would not want someone with such a stupid name following me.

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>>81676496
I would.

>>81676489
whats your profile?

Thoughts on this user?

https://letterboxd.com/obligatory/

if i could i would personally pull the eyes and teeth out of eveeryone who has posted itt and eat them them slowly one after another. i hope you all fucking die imminently.

>>81676746
>>81676746
holy fuck your profile description makes you sound fucking insufferable

>>81676746
>satantago
is it actually good or just a meme? also do i watch it all at once or do i break it up into parts.

>>81676746
i wanna fuck that dog

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>>81676779
you don't mean that anon :)

someone explain to me what's going on with north korea

>>81677093
we should nuke it

>>81676798
>satantago

>is it actually good or just a meme
If you have minimal knowledge you wouldn't making such stupid questions

>>81676779
It's mutual

>>81677270
post your profile coward lest i kill and eat you irl

if you see a nigger kill a nigger

Not sure what's going on here. Something seems off...

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>>81677562
tsar was the old-movie-posters-poster who knows more and is better than us all and is driving a train to break all of our bones all along.

>>81677671
I hope not, that's pretty disappointing. I considered tsar a bit weird, but certainly better than that

I wonder how PUNQ's wife reacts when she finds out her husband likes nigger babies

>using the word n*gg*r
it's 2017 can we not

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>>81678096
Nope. I won't give up my right to post this image whenever I want.

>>81678005
Black babies are almost always top-tier cute, but the ugly ones are the ugliest babies ever.

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goodnight, lbg

>>81678728
Hope you dream of kino

Hi, I'm smoothhands. How are you?

>>81680553
Better now that you're here

which of these should would you guys suggest I start lurking?
https://www.filmcomment.com/article/the-top-film-criticism-sites-an-annotated-blog-roll/

>talking to tripfags

baka

rip to tsar

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LGBTQGASKDSUDAKSHJAUHbXBAJKSHUGHAHSAKJSUHSJJASNFplus

I'm the Scatman!

rolling for a film

>>81685832
taken 2

>>81670926
Did you get tired of Chinese ghost story being the same story and decided not to watch the third ?