What kind of film would you cast gorgeous Melania in /tv/?

Aliens
She can play the hive queen.

a blacked porno

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wasn't she literally a high end prostitute?

>>81668130
She seems to dumb to memorize a script.

>>81668334
civil rights were a mistake

>>81668334
Don't be like that, I hear gold-digging is a respected profession in her home country.

>>81668334
Is that really Lil Bow Wow?

>>81668334
Bitch ass, social media beffin' ass nigger.

>>81668130
>dem dental implants

>>81668334

>shitting on a model who speaks 5 languages

Whatever you say man :^)

>>81668130
she can barely speak English

>>81668130
What are some movies about wives that don't want to live in the same house as their husband?

Starts with a B and ends with a LACKED

>>81668130
A movie about an illegal immigrant who falls in love with a rich nationalist and avoids deportation by being pretty

Oh wait...

>>81668570

im sure she is very good at speaking arabic to groups of arabs in dubai

Maybe Tara Reid? They've both been fucked by plastic surgery.

>>81668714

Whats wrong mr big american hot shot? Are you bamboozled?

>>81668397
Sissy ass white boys be mad

>>81668786

who are you talking to

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>>81668334
I wouldn't be surprised desu

>>81668570
>being able to say 'I suck your dick for 5 dollars' in 5 languages is the same as speaking them
lmao

>>81668334
le get raped in boipuccy by taxi driver man

>the word blacked still isn't filtered

>op wants to suck an old mans balls

SAD

>>81668842
Nasty tummy.

>literally a trophy wife as a first lady
Jesus christ, USA is fucking embarrassing.

>>81669029
didnt he say that was fake news?

>>81669322
a far greater improvement than "First Chimp"

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Russia Continues Info-War Tactics In US | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1vk1mZhiw

>>81669067
this triggers the drumpfkin

>it's a leftypol wriggles around in their chair in frustration that an alpha male won again episode

Sad! Don't worry, I'm sure that fat pig at your next rally will give you her number at least. Just have to roleplay that you agree with her politics for a few months and you might see a tit!

>>81668334
Lol at Lil' Bow Bow trying to be hard.

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>>81668421
Fuck off you stupid burger. Slovenija is not some shit eastern country with no money.

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>>81668130
A Giallo naturally

>>81668130
BLACKED, obviously

>>81668130
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fuck off trump fags

back to your shithole

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The Truth Of Trump’s “I Alone Can Fix It” Canard | The Resistance with Keith Olbermann | GQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juvYqEF3BzA

>>81670028
>Slovenija is not some shit eastern country with no money.

kek, dat delusion

t. western european

>>81670777
How many networks has this hack worked for?

>>81668130
Remake of the porno Taboo.

>>81669749
>this is shit better than that shit
Whoa great consolation.

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A Dire Period Of Scandal For Donald Trump In Turmoil | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg0ZxRqLc9A

>>81670810
Well we may not be the best but we aren't the worst. Why aren't you asleep?

>>81670863
progress has to start somewhere, cuckosaurus.

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Sold to the Highest Bidder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU3WlB15FQY

>>81671510
>going through mental gymnastics to justify a literal prostitute as first lady
>having the gall to call others cucks
Embarrassing.

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>>81670843
They're rehearsing

>>81668397
So was the end of serfdom, get your faggot ass back to the fields.

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Rep. Barbara Lee On ‘Total Chaos In White House’ | AM Joy | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqebh0bvRt0

>>81671633
>thinks the chimp wasn't a glorified prostitute.
again. Cuck.

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Heir to the White House Throne | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzeL_8bdrQA

>>81668130
BLACKED with Mandingo feat. Donnie "the cuck" Chump as the prepper in chief

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>>81668842
nice footpussy

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Steve Bannon's Role Being Questioned: President Trump 'Never Needed' Him | Morning Joe | MSNBC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt8zp6Or7WU

>>81672741
>y-yeah, melanie might be a whore, b-but so was the nigger!
Makes it even more embarrassing for your useless nation you miserable waste of space. You don't even realize your argument is more detrimental to you than anyone else. Fucking retard.

What would the alt-right think about a white male candidate with a black wife?

Would they worship him like they do Donnie and treat her like they treated Michelle?

>>81668130

Some porno with heavy anal, I guess

>>81673117
look, you're mom is also a whore but I don't see you complaining. Enjoy your endless crusade against whores I guess...

>>81673477
>you're
your* whatever.

>>81671633

> literal prostitute

The Tolerant Left everyone.

Besides, she is objectively the most attractive first lady in history. Not to mention, Ivanka is probably the most attractive first daughter.

>>81673188

Well, if by "alt-right" you mean /r/t_d (because let's face it, the term alt-right is nothing more than a blanket offense) then no, they actually highly support black Trump supporters.

>>81673587
What if the husband was a Republican(a more "traditional" one at that), but the wife was a Democrat?

>>81673546
She's a prostitute and you need to get shot.

>>81673546
>The Tolerant Left
I'm not left you wothless cunt.

>>81668334
Sick burn

>>81668570
She can barely speak english

Unless speaking languages means sucking cocks

yeah, she and ivanka look great

SO glad they are in the white house instead of that ugly nasty old hag hillary with a dyke haircut

love seeing all the "le pussy grabber muh womyns rights" people absolutely freak out towards them

>>81675318

>that last panel
CAKE BOI IS GONNA GET DRUMFTED

>>81668130
She looks like an alien. She's not gorgeous.

>>81668655
BEAUTIFULLYSHELLACKED.COM

>>81668130
I wouldn't, she's not an actress. Hollywood needs to stop hiring people just because they are attractive. It makes for shitty films.

>>81668774
You seem to have misunderstood the question.

>>81675318
LEAFED

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>>81669749
>not mirin them traps

You gay, brah?

>>81670890
who is the girl

>female lead episode
dropped

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>>81676833
>dem traps

pretty jelly desu

>>81676833
I only see one trap in this photo

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was qter before plastic surgeries desu

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>>81679007
Her great great great great grandmother fucked a mongol. That's why they all squat like gooks.

>>81675318

fuck me Kate is hot as fuck. It's a shame she didn't do some amateur porn or something before marrying in.

>>81668130
Mom/son romance

>>81674224

'cept she just won a lawsuit against the newspaper that put the call girl story.

>>81668130
Eastern Promises 2: Rim Job Is Extra

>>81680426
Liberace won a lawsuit against the paper that claimed he was gay.

>>81668130
I can't explain why but every time I see her I think that she looks like a fairly attractive tranny. Like one that's passable until you spend a few moments talking to them.