Wa-er

Pure wa-er

>>81664921
S H I P B U L D Y N '

>>81664921
Pish

She's Turned The Weans Against Us!

Tastes like any keen o' wa-er. It tastes....of fuck all.

>>81665291

I REMEMBER BETTER THAN ANYUU CUNTS

speuking inglesh laik i hev 5 cawks in me mouf

Aha yay funny Scottish man! My fave xoxoxo :))) <3333

Love, hugs and kisses from Jeremy

>>81665780

you ever been shagged by a scotsman before jeremy? u want 2??

>>81665291
THESE WUR MEN WAE A TRADE

>>81665780

WILL DOHN, MAY-UTT.

anat tase, afuckol

Hey guys it's Malcolm Malcolm from the politics bar here

A dildo in Thatcher's dead arse!

Overwatch

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS GEOFF, COME ON

BILLY CONNOLLY THE BIGYIN Y'KNOWWW

faawwcckkiinnnn...

WHASSA PLOBLEM?

>>81667633
AH NEW ET

He's a sad man but the vines and some show sketches are good
Anybody going to the live shows for the new buk?

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/tv/ needs more scottish comedy

>>81667744
That being said
"Johnny I'm horneh"
"Are ya horny aye?"
"A Y Y Y Y E E E E"

Eh /tv/, whit's yer hing?

Wus evier? A kelligram uh steel? Are a kelligram uh faythers?

>>81667520
LLOYDS... FERMASSEY?

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>>81667846
muh hing?

>>81667846
...ah get in the wardrobe, sometimes fer ten minutes, sometimes fer ten oors...

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Just go 'n drop eet

THA'S YER NEPHEW

NAY PEN

>>81664921
Cut the bull-lucks, you cheekie taucer.

KEEL JESTAH

WRONG WAY DOON A ONE WAI STRIIEEETT

>>81665424
PAT

If you call Joe Bananas, Joe Bananas, he'll fuckin' go bananas.
And if you call Georgie Porgie, Georgie Porgie, he'll fuckin' go... bananas.

Daily reminder all Limmy does now is live stream Overwatch and Minecraft via youtube.

>>81672708

he finally made it

>>81667950
Thas riy! Iss a ki'ogram o' steel! Cus steel is he'ier tha' fe'ers!

>>81664921
World Peace blatantly ripped off this skit

make Limmy great again

>>81672899
do burgers have free water? idk how it works over there

kill jester

>>81672983
Well worth it mate.

>>81672923
If you live somewhere civilized, water straight from the tap is fine. Remote places you're better off buying water.

Same as Australia and Spain honestly.

Wah wu'jew do?
Wah wu'jew do?
wah wu'jew
wah wu'jew
Wah we'jew do?

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>>81673087
ah okay, there's a rule when visiting the dirtier parts of the continent, don't use ice cubes, you'll end up with the shits

Y O Y D ' S[/SPOILER]

[SPOILER]F E R M A S S Y[/SPOILER]

>>81666830
You can't be serious Geoff come ONNNNNN

NAW MATE, THAT IS PE'EY.

>>81672708
is he still an alcoholic?

>>81674088
he has a kid now, I thought he got his shit together

>>81674212
having a kid doesnt make the part of your brain thats addicted to drugs stop being addicted

see: drug addict and alcoholic parents

>>81669313
NAE ROLLS

>>81674293
>>81674212
He hasn't touched drink in years.
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/limmy-comedian-fighting-depression

>>81674482
>2014

>>81672708

He's writing another book and show apparently. He's pretty much on the good life now.

>>81674720
AHM AFF THE WAHGON

Honestly, if he was back on the drink, he'd probably let people know about it.