Why is Ironman so small?

>>81664302

He looks like such an idiot with his shoes. They never match the suit. Unprofessional as fuck. The guy isn't a bad guy at all. Hes charismatic, and generally seems like a nice person. He needs to just own his height and stop acting like a beta faggot

>>81664302
Do shitty magazines that women read BTFO him about his stupid manlet shoes?

I haven't had access to them as fapping material in a coons age.

why does iron manlet wear goofy sneakers

>>81664302
Johnny "Down here" Junior
or whatever is name his

>>81664302
To fit into his suit.

http://www.celebheights.com/s/Robert-Downey-Jr-523.html
>For his roles as Tony Stark and Sherlock he has also been photographed wearing height enhancing footwear to appear taller on screen. In fact, in a JapanTimes interview he said of this lift-wearing, "There's nothing to talk about there - lots of actors do that, both now and in the past. Tom Cruise. Or read up on John Wayne, who even had lifts in his car so he'd look taller driving. Height is one of the rules and practices of this male-enhancing business".

>>81664405
Robert

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>>81664506

>Beta manlet tries to drag Tom Cruise down with him

At least Cruise is confident enough to wear normal shoes. Tom Cruise really is alpha as fuck.

>>81664302
He's a small guy

>>81664771

This. Cruise embraced his height and is still alpha as fuck. There's nothing wrong with being short, but there is with being an insecure pussy,

>>81664340
This.

Honestly I don't get how someone that handsome, funny and cool can be so insecure about something. And he acts so confident all the time so its especially weird.

>>81664506
>celebheigts.com
Christ thats pathetic.

>>81664771
>>81666128
Not sure if this is bait but Cruise has worn lifts too.

>>81666420
How so?

>>81666069
For you

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>>81664302

>>81667003
He usually wore them when he was with his amazonian ex wives.

>>81667361

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>81664302
What makes this so hilarious is that he's not even that short without them, most people agree that without them he's 5'8"/1.73m. That's barely even manlet in the US but he still has the most ridiculous complex ever. It's baffling.

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>>81664302

>>81664302
Why doesn't he just get leg lengthening surgery? This guy seems neurotic enough about height to do it and he has the money.

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>>81667507
Bullshit. He is 5" shorter than that.

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>>81664771
Well, at least a more normal shoe.

>>81667378
I don't think wearing lifts in a certain context entails insecurity while not in others, they are worn to look taller in any scenario.

>>81667507
there's no way he's anywhere close to 5'8"

>>81667782
>5 inches
I didn't even know this was possible. He's literally wearing high heels. Most lifts are no more than 1.5 inches.

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>>81664340
He got his start from his famous father. Hollywood likes nepotism, and sometimes the physicality is just not there.

Look at the angle on these laces. It is like he is wearing high heels.

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>>81664302
Consuming even a little does a lot to your body !!! (笑´・艸・)

>>81667831
he's an action star, studios don't want him to appear to be a midget in public. He's probably told to wear them either by them or by his agent.

>>81664302
have you ever played the arcade? iron man is pretty short mate

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His wife lists her height as 5'3".

>>81667630
Damn! he has ugly alien feets!

>>81664302
he isnt even that small but he always wears those shoes makes it really funny

is 174cm his real height?
that's my height and I don't really feel short and nor do I feel the need for these shoes

>>81668959
aka 5'9

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>>81664302
those shoes don't look that bad compared to some of his other contraptions. Maybe he should just always wear black ones so it doesn't stand out so much

Is it just me or are women taller than they used to be?

>>81668959
close to average IRL, consider suicide-tier on the internet

RDJ is a weak 5'8

>>81669406
I think its the heels, they try to appear larger than life. Plus theres a lot of tall actors out right now.

I dunno why RDJ feels the need to look taller, his personality and snarkyness marks up for it easily. He is pretty amiable from what I've seen. And is good looking

>>81669406
Average woman in America is around 5'6, couple that with frequent use of lifts and high heels whenever they go out and a lot will be hitting 5'9 or 5'10. If you're not at least a couple inches taller than that than you are seen as short

>>81668536
>>81668959
>>81669066
It looks like he is 3" taller than his wife, tops.