Wow

APOLOGIZE

beanie in la

loose skin's so visible. he's fucked

>>81663529
he probably has such a tiny wiener

>>81663529
Dayummmmmm Jonah Hill looks like THAT?

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still something off about his proportions

>>81663631

well yea he's white

>>81663604
would you rather be enormous? loose skin is definitely the lesser of two evils. not to mention you can just wear layers.

>>81663529
>got so BTFO he unjusted himself

what the fuck, I love the French girl now

>>81663663
>not to mention you can just wear layers.

Will he do that while having sex as well.

>>81663631
and circumcised. ew

wtf I love Jonah Hill now

>>81663529
Let's see that French slut make a joke at his expense now

>>81663692
probably. but at least he'd be having sex.

fat funny people stop being funny once they get skinny, why is that?

He'll have to gain it all back for any roles again - like he always does.

Would feel bad for him, but it's funny watching jews ruin other jews in the name of the almighty dollar.

He's only marketable as the funny fat guy.

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Do American men really going shopping for clothes by themselves?

>>81663604
Yeah that's blatant as fuck but desu he's loaded so he con most likely afford the surgery to remove excess skin.
The fact that he HASN'T yet makes me worry that he's planning to keep it in case he needs to balloon up again for another role.

>>81663754

Start getting viewed as sexual competitors. Fat people are likable because you know they'll never take your pussy.

>>81663782
you only buy yours online right? most stores don't carry your size, is that it?

>>81663782
What, does your mommy take you in the third world you faggot?

Heh, I bet you won't even post pictures of her.

>>81663720
looking good but theres something awkward still about the way he holds himself

>>81663833
haha yeah, he's probably too scared lol haha

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>>81663833
Watch it anon, my mother is a saint.

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>>81663529
His nips are weird

do you think he throws away his fat guy clothes or knows he will put the weight back on so just keeps them

>>81663720
>>81663529
the beard helps so much, that was what was a bit off-putting for me in his first attempt at losing weight.

good on him, i hope he doesn't yo-yo after this and just maintains a healthier body

>>81663937
its from being fat, everything is sunken

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>Jonah hill looking like he's fresh on the Dublin rave scene

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The diet is back

>>81663754
Because he'll never lose the low self esteem and bitterness he got from being fat. Now he's mad at the world because now he'll demand people to respect him and find him attractive but they won't. Just look at his face now, he tries to look tough but just looks angry and pissy.

>>81663930
Yeah she was martyred by my DICK

>>81664075
>you all thought of bill murray immediately

>>81663529
What is the French weather whore thinking right now?

>>81664075
The Life Aquatic of Jonah Hill

>>81664149
Probably got run over by a truck last week

>>81664149
>that loser really took what i said personally kek

>>81664149
That she buried him so good that he made a lifestyle change ?

>>81664183
kek

>>81664149

>is this it? was insulting some shitty actor the high point of my life and career? i should have had kids, i wish i had married ahmed

>>81663720
its fat walk

>>81663995
that's some top tier chav fashion

>>81663995
>>81663996
>>81664075
i'm liking his look 2bh

>>81664149
That she has the power to physically transform insecure celebrities.

>>81664382
tough love can only do good

>>81663785
It's not the cost that stops people from getting it, it's extremely painful, leaves you with terrible scarring, and doesn't make you look any better (just weirder). He's better off looking like a deflated balloon.

Imagine.

>>81664531

>its extremely painful

eh, jonah is a pretty big guy, he can handle it

>>81664075
I refuse to believe that he unintentionally dressed like Steve Zissou

>>81664149
- Hey there, weather girl!
- Who is this?
- It's Jonah.
- Jonah who?
- Jonah Hill, I was on your show, remember?
- Oh hey, Jonah, how's going?
- Great, wonderful in fact. So I was just wondering what do you think of my look?
- Your new look?
- Yeah, I lost tons of weight.
- You did? That's wonderful, Jonah, I am really glad for you. You see, I am real busy right now, gotta go, bye.
- B-bye.

>>81663909
he has better posture compensation now that's he a little more fit. he isn't used to it.

>>81664149

it probably involves George Clooney and Brad Pitt

>>81663754
They're hungry senpai.

>>81663529
what timeframes are we walking about here? how fast is he losing and gaining?

hard to believe its same guy from wardogs

>>81664149
Did she really hit that much of a nerve with you you fat fuck?

>>81663954
What a gay walking

>>81663653
this

The beard operates as fake chin, works well.

>>81666706

Basically. Can't fault him for working with what he's got. Beard density isn't too bad, but he needs to take better care of it. He looks like a bum.

>>81663954
>>81663529
>loose floppy mantit skin hanging all the way to his stomach

you'll never be free

>the fat guy unjust himself and /tv/ cant take it

kek faggots

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>>81664531
Agree to disagree.
It still looks like you're wearing someone else's skin as a costume but at least your nipples aren't were your belly button should be.

>>81667168
you're supposed to lose weight slowly so the skin readjusts but these mongoloids lose weight way too fast after an eternity of trying and failing

>>81667251
To be fair I think that's only true to a reasonable extent. When you get to the point that Jonah was at, I don't think there's anything you can do for your skin to readjust. There's only so much it can take and once the damage is done there's no going back.

>>81667318
I knew a guy that was as fat as him and lost weight over a year and he looked ok, but people like Jonah just get an expensive personal trainer and lose it all over a summer and end up like that.
Yeah if you look like those fat monsters from reality tv then it's harder but Jonah wasn't that deep down the hole.

>>81663604
Its not loose skin dumbass. Its excess body fat.

Skin is thin.

It will go away if he loses more fat.

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>>81667454
>Jonah wasn't that deep down the hole.

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>>81667538
Look again retard. His nipples are 5 inches lower than they should be.

>>81667541
if you think that's deep down the hole you haven't seen shit friend

>>81667674
Maybe by American standards. In the rest of the world this is way into morbid obesity territory.

>>81663996
Placement of the ol nips is permanently shifted. Thats too bad. I guess he can have sex with a shirt on for the rest of his life or get surgery, which - as stated - gives a perma fucked up look in a different and potentially better (?) way than saggy skin. But then you can't get fat again or its pretty much over. Gastric bypass ftw

>>81667697
i'm not even american, like i said you haven't seen shit

>>81663529
if he put on another 25lbs of lean mass he'll look good

finally took the iron pill

>>81667783
Just because there are people that have literally left humanity behind doesn't mean this isn't grossly obese.Jonah was really fucking deep down the hole, it's just that the hole only applies to humans.

>>81667776
he should just get ripped after the surgery

>>81667841
Nah like i said you haven't seen shit

>>81667776
>But then you can't get fat again or its pretty much over.
Why?

Honestly you bitter autists are fucking wankers

The chap lost some weight, good on him. He's not trying to flaunt it, he's just walking around fuck sake.

>>81667890
Stop finding excuses and go for a run fatty.

Preparing for 23 jump street ?

>>81667946
t. fatty who's scared of having hanging skin
And like i said, you haven't seen shit

>>81663529
Good job on not being a lardass

>>81663529
He will only last 6 months and will get fat again

>>81664075
this look only works if you're a broke sailor from the 80s

>>81663529
why's he still dressing like a minimalist cuck in 2017
even /fa/ is done with that shite

>>81663529
isn't this the second time he stops being a fat fuck?

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>>81668007
>And like i said, you haven't seen shit
Well I mean you keep saying that like it means anything, but it really doesn't. Yes I know people like pic related exist (not for long usually), but just because you can point to someone worse off than Jonah doesn't mean he wasn't pretty far gone.
He was incredibly fat, and surely fat enough to destroy his skin forever regardless of how he lost the weight.

wow he's 'only' overweight, like me!

>>81668083
Black makes you look thinner and hides the bumps from the loose skin better.

>>81663529
Channing Tatum looks like THAT?

>>81663940
He uses them as bedsheets in the meantime

>>81668153
>Black makes you look thinner and hides the bumps from the loose skin better.
A more important thing to ask is why doesn't he wear a compression undershirt and a looser t-shirt, instead of wearing a skintight t-shirt that reveals everything?

>>81663529
how many subway sandwiches do you think he's got in that overlarge bag?

>>81668319
>why doesn't he wear a compression undershirt and a looser t-shirt
It gets hot in commiefornia.

>>81668364
Then just a looser t-shirt. He's wearing a shirt that's only meant to be worn by roided up bodybuilders, maybe he thinks that just because he's on all kinds of chemicals now he actually looks good?

>>81668480
Yeah but the black t-shirt is a good compromise because it tells people he's not ashamed to show off his body while actually masking a good part of the damage.

Post pictures of the French succubus.

When I remember Jonah Hill exists it makes me glad that basically nobody knows I exist in the whole world, and I can be as embarrassing as I want to be and no one will know except for me and my cat and my mum, but Jonah is going to be a laughing stock forever and ever.

>>81663954
His forearms look really out of proportion l m a o

>>81668543
>while actually masking a good part of the damage.
He has long saggy floppy tits like the witch from Evil Dead, what the fuck is it masking.

>>81668658
Yeah but imagine how much worse it would look with a white shirt.

>>81668671
Looks best in 2010, just needs a beard.

>>81663529
>fat shaming is ba-

>>81663720

he needs to tack on some mass

>>81667541
Gabagool mode

>>81667251
you can take gelatin capsules and fish oil to help the elasticity of your skin, of course the older you are the less that is gonna help
what you need to do is build muscle to replace the fat you lose and hope it's enough

he needs some muscle to look good

>>81668779
You're a complete moron if you think you can somehow build DD tits from muscle, not to mention that this won't remove the breast tissue. And yeah, it's also totally possible to build abs the size of a wine barrel to replace the fat belly.

Seriously what the fuck are you people even talking about.

>>81668818
At that point he needs to go Rich Piana mode or something to stretch out that skin again.
Whatever he does, he'll never look good naked, but then again I doubt he ever did. Maybe he could get a full-body skin graft.

>>81668855
Obviously there's no amount of muscle that would be enough to get him back to looking normal but it sure as fuck can't hurt.

>>81668974
>>Obviously there's no amount of muscle that would be enough to get him back to looking normal
Then what's even the point of your brilliant suggestion?

>>81663655
>Jonah Hill Feldstein
>white

>>81668728
He'll always need a beard. His chin is amazingly bad. Probably one of the worst chins I have seen.

>>81669040
>if you can't fix the problem 100% then you might as well do nothing at all
Faggot.
Also I'm not the guy you were responding to in your previous post.

>jonah hill loses fat
>turns out he has the face of a chad

>i lose fat
>turns out i'm still fucking ugly despite being thin now

well that's depressing

>>81663529

not gunna lie this is impressive as fuck.

Damnnn, you neckbeards have no excuse now.
If this fat lard can lose weight and get into shape so can you

Living proof that bullying works and that landwhales should be relentlessly mocked.

>>81669183
>the face of a chad

Hardly

>>81669194
>Damnnn, you neckbeards have no excuse now.

You mean aside from not being wealthy celebrities with the money for the healthiest, best tasting food, personal trainers, and the money for body contouring post-weight loss? Yeah, no excuses I guess.

>>81669395
kill yourself you fat disgusting fuck

you don't need a personal trainer to FUCKING EAT LESS you stupid piece of shit

>>81663595

LA is not located in the rainforest, it gets cold there too (especially in the mornings)

>bet that french tv host wouldn't talk shit to me now

>>81669491
Then why is he wearing just a beanie with a t-shirt instead of a jacket of some kind?

>>81663529
>81663529
Lippo helps.

>>81668671

May 2015 was his peak

>>81663529
https://youtu.be/nW0RK9ho4XY
>are you still consider a fat guy?
>are you the fat guy in hollywood?

Is she one of us?

>>81669955
lol what a meek faggot

>>81667251
this is almost entirely a myth. It's your skin genetics and age during the weight loss.

>>81669455
>you don't need a personal trainer to FUCKING EAT LESS you stupid piece of shit
Do you think that's how Hill did it? Just eating less?

>>81669955
I turned it off immediately, that shit ain't cool, have some respect for the guy

I know he takes himself too seriously but come on

>>81663529
>SAG

for all you lonely no gf anons put there. from experience, a girl will fall in love with you for who you are.

then no matter how you look or act if she is the one, she wont care.

>>81664183
underrated

>>81664183
top lel

I'm happy for him

>>81669582
Because he trying to be a hipster faggot.