was frodo a virgin?

No. It's heavily implied he has homosexual relations with Bilbo and Sam.

Well I'm sure he never touched a pussy in his life. Unless it was boipussy.

>>81652096
Lol Cunt

>>81652073
probably had some brandyfucks

>>81652096
in the movie maybe

>>81652142
just wow

>>81652124
I am not even joking. Bilbo is unusual in living alone. Most hobbits live with large families. Bilbo never takes a wife. He only takes an interest in Frodo, who lives with him and ends up similarly unusual and living alone. Their relationship is weird. I don't really need to explain what's homoerotic about Frodo and Sam's relationship. Don't forget JRR Tolkien was British and the British are known for their rampant homosexuality.

>>81652181
I'm thinking about the books. I couldn't watch the films. They're garbage.

>>81652142
dude was like 50, and after bilbo's stunt girls would be rushing to get a piece of that micro hobbit cock

>>81652260
I believe that tolkien just made him a bachelor to avoid all the complications with a family and shit

>>81652638
No, no, NO. Explanations that go "the author did it because plot" are not satisfactory or acceptable. No, no, no. *smashes keyboard*

>>81652868
but "a character must be gay in a world with no sign of gayness" is so much better.

>>81653145
Bilbo is a lifelong bachelor who only shows interest in his young nephew, and his nephew ends up similarly predisposed. If it were real life and not fiction it'd be suspect as heck.

>>81653441
that's because you have a degenerate midnset

>>81652181
LONDON

>>81652283
>dude was like 50
Not in the film.

>>81652073
Hello, Potion Seller.

>>81653993
If a man lives his whole life as a "lifelong bachelor," without female companionship, that's odd enough, and frankly, a sign of degeneration - why not take a wife and carry on the Baggins name? You're probably a "lifelong bachelor" yourself, desu.

>>81652279
>I couldn't watch the films. They're garbage.
dropped

>>81654174
>make frodo really smug and strider really whiny
wtf

>>81654115
>You're probably a "lifelong bachelor" yourself, desu.
dlt

>>81654115
maybe he had a micordick? was asexual? mgtow? who knows.

She was saving himself for Galadriel after she saw her riverdancing

>>81652073
He was clearly fucking Sam. How did you miss this?

>>81654220
Does Bilbo even interact with a single female character throughout the entirety of the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings? I'm pretty sure he doesn't. He likes Gandalf a lot, he likes Frodo a lot, he likes Strider a lot. Bilbo is fricken gay, dude.

>>81652073
I bet he got to enjoy some prime Elf pussy in Valinor. With a little luck, maybe he got to cuck Feanor himself.

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Of course he was, both the character and the real life actor

>>81654115
Lifelong bachelor was Victorian code for gay. When a single eligible man remained single, everybody knew what it meant but would just ignore it as long as he was discreet.

>>81654290
yes he talked to maggot's wife

>>81652260
Do you believe Sherlock Holmes was gay too?

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>>81652073
>was frodo a virgin?

Not after Bilbo's 111th birthday party. (Don't tell Sam)