Summarize Star Wars in a paragraph. Go.

>>81651241
The galaxy has to deal with one family's bullshit or more than one occasion

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>>81651241
Today is the end of the Republic. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow to the First Order and will remember this as the last day of the Republic.

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>force source

>>81651241

Fantasy tropes in a sci-fi setting.

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star wars is a series of children's movies that for some reason grown men obsess over and literally are brought to tears by trailers for it

>>81651241
milked until any trace of originality and soul was lost

DRUMPF LOL

>>81651241
Tree family betrayal death reincarnation.

PEW PEW Wrooosh zammm space opera n shit

Space wizards in the past future fight for their choice of colored space magic to control the galaxy

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>>81651241
space orphan waifus: the kino.

>>81651241
I only need one word: dead

>>81651241
I want to eat her shit out of her asshole while being on a leash and I'm not even a scat fetishist. I want to eat everygodamm piece of shit that comes out of her anus for all eternity. 982341723 trillion years has passed and I'm still eating her delicious stinky ass and everything that has come out of it. I think Star Wars: The Last Jedi might be a really fun movie to watch.

>>81653468
/thread
It's kinda weird, if you think about it.

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>>81653626
>those chompers

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>>81651241
Something something dark side.
Something something force.

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>>81651241
Dune knock off.

Space samurai, good vs evil, moral temptation, action entertainment.

>>81651241
It's shit. The end.

>>81653468
>crying about a dead actress I respect
>better take a selfie for some likes
The memes make themselves

>>81651241
I want to ______ Daisy

>>81651241
Bacteria monks, bad fathers and a man who is the senate brain wash the masses with light sticks

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>>81651241
In a galaxy far far way, there was a shitty 70's scifi flick that got memed to fuck for decades by stoners and nerds. Now.. it returns even shitter than ever, accompanied by z-list actors and a ridiculous plot, to get memed to fuck by retards once again....

BRAP BRAAAAP

Everyone's a mary sue or a stormtrooper.

>>81651241
magic space samurais and rebels fighting against evil government

>>81653468
rofl

>>81655039
>go on a classy date with

Made for 12 year olds.

>>81651241
I want to have sex with Daisy Ridley. Unprotected, hardcore sex that ends with one or two creampies.

>>81651241
first three movies were great, became a cultural phenomenon. Next three were shit, but seemed to try something new. So far since Disney has gotten it the movies are good from a technical standpoint, but are soulless products off an assembly line