g-guys?

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>>81650934
Does this mean we can finally talk about it without hotpockets deleting it?

>>81650934
>police brutality kino
Noice

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Nice. Hollywood loves degenerate homosexuals with little to no ethics

>>81650996
you really believe in this kike narrative?
off yourself

>>81650996
Fuck off United shill.

>>81651020
yes

ive dealt with asians before

ive also flown a lot

Dr. Dao, I'm TSA

how the fuck can you spread a 10 second interaction into a 2 hour movie

>>81650996

lol fake news

They found someone else with the same name and tried to put his crimes on this guy

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>>81650934
>born to late to fight in the crusades
>born to soon to explore space
>born in the era where movies soon will be scripted, filmed, released, and released on TV all within 30 days

It seems like since Trump came into office, Asians have been getting wrecked left and right.

If this keeps up, i'm voting for him again in 2020.

>yfw it's going to be like bad ass with Danny Trejo and the doctor is replaced by a poor Mexican kid and the cops and united employees are all white hitler youths with MAGA hats

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>>81651057

>>81650934
Who will play him in inevitable biopic?

>>81650996

"This isn't the time for meth-infused gay sex. That comes later".

haha what a little bitch I would kill myself if the entire world heard me screaming like a pig

>>81651189
love to infuse my dick with meth and fuck and suck ppl off

>>81650965

They don't get to bring friends this time.

>>81650996
>>81651020

The instant I saw this shit coming out about him I thought of the movie The Insider.Remember how the press tried to crucify Russell Crowe's character in that movie?

>>81650934
How does this even warrant a movie? It's not even slightly interesting. Why do Americans care so much about this chink?

He got himself thrown out, big deal. Now what's the next step in his plan? Was getting thrown out a part of his plan?

>>81651098

Tom Hanks of course.

>>81651098

Jackie Chan.

>>81651098
emma stone or matt damon

>>81651304

I mean yeah that's true of course but this happens literally all of the time

>>81651098
idris elba

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>>81651540

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>>81650934

>Julia Biguyitz

Dat meme magic

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CHINESE TAKEAWAY
United We Stand, Divided We Fly
Starring Jackie Chan
With Jennifer Lawrence as Shrieking Lady In Aisle
Dragged into a cinema near you Summer 2018

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>>81651556
>popped collar
>tshirt
>nursing shoes

>>81651621
meme magic needs to end

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>>81651621

Make it a martial arts action epic like Bruce Lee's Game of Death meets Die Hard and I might give it a watch.

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IN THE WORLD OF INSANE DICTATOR

>>81651621
you realize that this is a shoop, right?

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OFF A PLANE

Why is this spun in a way that UA gets the blame when obviously the problem was the eternal jungle savage his naturalist instincts?

>>81652018
>not wanting to see Jackie Chan getting drunk on a flight that gets taken over by terrorists
Please.

>>81650996
>muh drugs and gay sex
>btw where is George Takei:3

>>81652018
>Sir, we need you to vacate your seat. NOW!
>*flight attendants break out their katanas, nunchakus and bo staffs*
>*passenger calmly stands up, take his shirt off and goes into a kung fu stance*
>Make me.
>in the background, Passenger 57 is sleeping with his eyes closed

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>>81651098
John Cho

>>81652133

He had a lot of loyalty for a hired gun.

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NO, GUYS GUYS IT'S LIKE OLDBOY CORRIDOR SCENE MEETS RAID

JUST A LONESOME MUAY THAI GOD WHO KILLED AN EVIL POLITIAN / GANG BOSS TO SAVE HIS COMFY VIETNAMESE VILLAGE AND HAD TO GO TO THE USA AND BECOME A DOCTOR THERE FIGHTING HIS WAY THROUGH ENDLESS AISLE OF NIGGERS, COPS AND
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE'S

>>81652184
>>in the background, Passenger 57 is sleeping with his eyes closed

kek

>>81652197
>trumps elected boys, lets drag some gooks off this plane

>>81650934
>opening scene
>music begins to fade in
https://youtu.be/Xd3GzraV0t8?t=222

>>81652197
It's actually pretty hard to see a connection.

>>81652513
Then you're not looking hard enough.

>>81650934
It honestly wouldn't suprise me if it did happen though. After all, that old man getting harassed on the bus who beat up the guy got a movie.

Of course Hollywood couldn't resist putting their own agenda on it. So what was in reality an old white man being harassed by a black guy got changed to an old mexican guy getting harassed by two skinheads.

Be interesting to see what they do with this. Probably blame Trump somehow.

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Since he got two of his teeth knocked out, he should be even better at giving blow jobs. It looks like United Airlines actually did him a favor.

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>>81652715
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

NICE TRY UNITED SHILL

SHILLING HARD FOR YOUR SPIC OVERLORD I SEE

>>81652715
>implying the guy who knocked his 2 teeth out wasn't a SJW mad about the asian buckteeth stereotype

>>81652513
The Cop who beat him up was Black & The CEO of United is Hispanic

So naturally blame Trump & White people

>>81651098
Dr. Pavel

>>81652770
The proof for this comes from the official report of the medical licensing board for the State of Kentucky.

http://www.state.ky.us/agencies/kbml/finalorders/22439.pdf
http://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/2017/04/12/yes-kentucky-doctor-david-dao-who-dragged-off-united-plane/100380420/

That's what makes this story so funny. It wasn't just some normal doctor, it was also a guy who ends up a convicted felon because he traded drugs for gay sex.

>>81652715
>>81652770

A lot of loyalty for a hired shill.

>>81652513
Don't you remember that Trump removed civil liberties from anyone who wasn't a white man born in America?

>>81652985
>traded drugs for gay sex.

Gay men are easy as shit he needed drugs for that? Life must be hard as an ugly gook doc.

>>81652985
FAKE FAKE FAKE ALREADY

THEIR NAMES DIFFER, BOTH ARE DAVID DAO BUT THEIR MIDDLE VIETNAMESE SHIT NAMES DIFFER CLEARLY

IT'S AN ATTEMPT TO TARNISH DAO'S NAME

>>81653039
NICE SHILL I SEE THE WHOLE OSCAR MUNOZ ANAL SLAVE ONLINE SHILL SQUAD HAS BEEN DEPLOYED

15 pesos have been deposited to your Rent-a-Spic account

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>>81651057

>>81653057

>Everyone who disagrees with me works for the masketta man

>>81653057
chink alliance defence force is here, i see

>>81653102
So do you think they're going to make Dave Dao a black guy?

>>81653170

He'll be transgender too.

>>81651098
Idris Elba

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>>81653211

>>81650934
tom hanks is
>REEEEEEEE coming this summer

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>>81650934
But there's already a movie adaption

>>81652469
>after credit scene he wakes up and sees all the bodies
>what did i miss?

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>>81650934
>just kill me
what did he mean by this?

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>>81651098
Why not Steve Martin?

>>81653473
Death before Dishonor

This summer, 'Dr. Iron Fist'

>>81651098
Scarjo

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There already is one.

>>81650996
>shilling for free

>>81652197
could you imagine being this much of a puppet

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>>81653782

>>81651057
Try Noah

>>81654144

Do you know ANYTHING about Noah, the movie or the bible story? I don't think you do

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>>81650934
>julia biguyitz

>>81650934
Good, I'm gonna use the footage to edit a feature length version of TDKR plane scene.

>>81650934
I hope Ridley Scott makes it. Knowing him the dude would be white, he's a wheat farmer, and it'll have Greek tragedy subtexts.