>Dad, I'm an ASMRtist What do you do?

>>81648220

I have no son!

Get all up in his ears and call him a faggot

>>81648220
I mean if it makes money, that's pretty good.
I would wanna smack the kid for using the term 'ASMRtist' though

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>Son, I'm an ASMRtist

What do you do?

>>81648220
Your audience better be women

As long as he isn't this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjC-bEQQKlo

>>81648220
Become a hyper ponyhomo, paint the house pink and have it redecorated with ponyshit, including his room.

>>81648220
Might as well attempt to get a compsci degree son.

Everyone fucking makes asmr these days. It's oversaturated.

Quick, post God-tier ASMR

youtu.be/R5pKWYT3NiQ#t=3m19s

>>81648855
Rawr xD