Why wasn't Flanders at church?

He's black

Do you really think this cancer is any better than a Sneeds thread?

>>81645388
because he's the devil

Why aren't YOU in church OP?

>>81645388
In an unseen episode, Flanders was also having a crisis of faith. The same event brought both men back to God. True kino.

>>81645388
he was shooting at god

>>81645388
God gave him a vision.

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Why didn't homer just answer the man?

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>>81645429
Sneed? You know I never got this joke. Pic related, can anybody help a feller out?

>>81645388
Church had ended and Ned only just arrived home. Due to his eagerness to attend church, Ned was there before everyone else, allowing him to secure the best parking spot for leaving without the hassle of waiting or fighting traffic. This is why he beat Marge to the scene.

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When I was a kid I once saw what I think was an episode of The Simpsons. In it, Ned is a biker and in a biker gang- he's their leader. During that episode Ned beats up Homer and takes Marge with him and they ride off. Later on I just remember Homer taking her back. It must have been around 1995 or 1994 and it was on TV. Does anyone else remember this or know what I'm talking about? It's been driving me insane my entire life.

>>81646181
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Take_My_Wife,_Sleaze

>>81646181
That wasn't Ned it was some new character voiced by John Goodman. There's a fight scene between him and Homer where they have a sword fight with motorcycles.

>>81646181
https://youtu.be/vh5wgeggBuQ?t=99

>>81645572
Sneed's Feed and Seed
formerly Chuck's (Fuck and Suck)

>>81646208
>>81646216
>>81646253
No it wasn't that. That was much later. This was early 90s with early bad animation. Maybe it was a parody on some show? Ned wore a black leather jacket and a spiked helmet (those stereotypical German ones I think).

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>>81646459

>>81645388
He watched Rick and Morty and became an atheist, immediately his IQ increased to 180 and he began browsing Rêddit

>>81646263
Formerly Chuck's
Nothing more

>>81646606
Why are Christfags in a constant state of triggered asshurt on /tv/?

>>81646641
I'm not a Christian

>>81646641

I'm a Muslim.

>>81646565
>>81646181
You mixed up two episodes you idiot

>>81646791
Ned dressed like that is familiar. What episode is that from?

>>81646641
Maybe because you Rēddit immigrants keep swallowing incredibly obvious bait?

>>81646820
Brother's Little Helper. It's the one where Bart gets diagnosed with ADD.

>>81646990
Yeah, he's somehow mixed that one with take my wife sleaze.

>>81645572
it was owned by chuck who sold it to sneed

>>81646990
>>81647037
See id believe that but I saw this as a little kid. Which is what's driving me crazy

>>81645388

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Why was Flanders so fat in these frames?

>>81646459
You've mixed up several episodes and somehow think they occurred years before they did. Maybe it was a scary premonition of how shit the show would become.But the thing you're talking about never happened unless it's some unknown parody.

>>81649409
Taiwanese animators

>>81645388
Ned had enough faith to leave church.
He probably "felt" something was wrong.
He probably was guided by God to save Homer.