Cinemassacre

Love James
Mike has a huge penis

couldnt agree more

>>81643362
same

>>81643303
his kong-a-thon was pretty cool too. Seems like he's getting his groove back.

Why is Matei so much more alpha than he used to be?

Mandela effect was interesting. I had never heard the term before.

Remember that movie Norbit? The first commercial I saw for that movie called it Morbit, then after that it was all Norbit. I know what I saw, but maybe my memory is just fuzzy considering I never had any interest in the movie.

is there a new epi?

>>81643303
>man duh luh

come the fuck on james

Matei used to get on my nerves, but these lp monday videos have shown another light on him.

the newest video with ryan, mike, james and vinny was pretty funny

>>81645237
>Mandela effect was interesting. I had never heard the term before.
Are you 12?

>>81645369
No, just never heard the term before. It happens. I didn't know it was such a widely known phrase.

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>>81645333

He used to be a lot worse, but in the last three or so years he's really changed, he's a lot more bearable and "professional" on camera.

He also dresses better than he used to, as well. I think the man himself was self-aware and wanted to improve in some way.

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>>81645411
He looks awful there.

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>>81643303
Daily reminder

>>81645540
Assuming this is real, just goes to show the kind of slimy, good for nothing fucks there are in this world. Lying sack of shit, two faced friend.

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>>81645658
>believing some autists story

>>81643303
I love James and AVGN but their Let's Plays still feel awkward and they've been friends for like 20 years

>>81645658
>he actually though James is a normal guy

>>81645658
https://warosu.org/vr/thread/S3674365

>>81645411
He's self aware because he literally reads every single comment made on every video they post. Mike's the kind of guy who probably google searches his name every day and then filters the result to show the last 24 hours.

>>81645742
yeah i get that vibe from him too. nigga was reading and commenting to all those dick comments and shit.

>>81645369
>Don't go on Plebbit or 4chan often
>Don't hear about it

Oops that was hard to consider you fucking dip

>>81643303
Oneyplays is my favorite LP channel now. It's frustrating how bad James and Mike are at video games and don't really add anything

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>>81645742
>tfw you read hundreds of posts calling you on your 10-inch massive dick

It's not a lie if you believe it

>>81645771
it was all over the fucking internet like 2 years ago

>>81643303

well there had to come out something good from them after that horrible movie

>>81645776
Oneyplays is pretty based. They and SuperMega are the only ones I can watch. Used to like Game Grumps but I got sick of Arin's bullshit and Danny just being a suck up.

>>81645411
The greatest improvement would be removing himself from in front of the camera.

>>81645369
Maybe it's because he ISN'T 12, you fucking 20-something.

Did Ryan eat Bootsy?

Why did Mike delete his shit pickle dialogue? I thought it was a classic avant-garde piece.

if the internet would rather talk about ann than blockbuster movies then there must be something to him

>constant whining about /tv/ being a /pol/ colony
>it's actually a /v/ colony

>>81645776
>Mike
>bad at games
He's made a whole bunch of videos in which he beats incredibly hard NES games.

>>81646003
James is a Cinema patrician though.

>>81645163
Because he learned to curb his ego.

>>81646017
Okay, when they play anything else other than nes, or snes games they're bad. Look at the Bully play through. They play it like MGS2 because the mini maps are similar and are confused the entire time.

>>81645742

>is diligent to see what his fans think of him

You're only making him sound like an even better man.

What a guy, that Matei.

>>81645658
Well the guy never claimed to be James' friend, just a distant family member to his wife. Even still, kind of fucked up to post about it.

>>81645540

Complete nonsense. I also like how admitting someone has autism means we're supposed to just assume you hate them by default.

If I automatically hated every autist I knew, I wouldn't come to /tv/.

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>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>kekhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>nothing but good things ahead
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

>>81645850

Don't you dare talk that way about him again.

>ywn discuss kino with James and watch Super Sentai together

Why live?

>>81645658
well i figured something was off when he mentioned in his power rangers vid he had a discussion with mr Hmmmmmm himself over who'd win mecha godzilla or the mega zord
and his connections with doug walker

>>81646152
>t. Mike find this thread by googling himself after staying up all night again

>>81646760
>>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>>literal micropenis
>>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>>hemorrhaging money
>>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis

no sides

>>81645876
Mike fed Bootsy to Ryan.

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B R O W N B R I X

>>81645387

maybe he lived in the alternate universe where it was called the berenstein effect and he just died and switched over to this universe

>>81647957
>nearly 40 year old man dressing like a 12 year old boy

>>81645540

>pretending to be american
>says car port

yeah i totally believe that

>>81648006
>wait so hillarys not the president anymore

I went on their reddit page
mike will read every comment on there

My opinion : fire james, Steve jobs at Apple style. He adds nothing these days

>>81648871
#teamryan

>>81648931
His wifes cunt?

>>81643303
James is chill,
Mike is a cunt,
where's Bootsy?

>>81643303
Mike hinted in a Podcast with Pat Contri that they might be taking a break from making James and Mike Mondays to focus more on scripted content, sorry bro

>>81649369
Mike got rid of Bootsy

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oh

>>81649527
good, that shit head wore the dumbest hats

>>81649607
his hats were fine, alcoholic Mike

at least he had some style unlike you >>81647957

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>>81649369
>Mike is a cunt
That's why they call me Motherfucker Mike