So, why was there an axe on the spaceship again?

Because humans don't have phasors to use as tools for everything yet. Get your shit together.

>>81641482
So they could cut through G*d if he got in the way
OH WAIT

>>81641482
It was Vickers' dildo

>>81641482
cause you can wedge through doors,and cut through thin metals.

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>>81641482
Why did Noomi get so jacked for this role?

>>81641482

Axes are great utility tools.

>>81641482
Sometimes, spaceships land and you need to chop something.

Will your next question be asking why the Russians have a gun on their spaceships?

>>81641904
So she can beat me up

>>81641482
It is a useful simple tool that doesn't require any power to use. I'm guessing the crew used forks, knives, and spoons as well. I'm sure there is a shovel somewhere on-board the ship.

>>81641943
y tho?

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>>81641943
>>81642074
That shit was pretty cool actually

>These kits also featured a special “combination gun” (a rifle, shotgun and flare gun) designed specifically for Russian space pilots. ... The TP-82 was intended for use in hunting, firing distress beacons, and defense against hostile foreign nationals. The gun also featured a detachable machete for cutting down trees.
http://theappendix.net/posts/2013/11/the-cosmonauts-survival-kit