Mike and Jay weren't exaggerating

>>81641456
yeah no shit faggot

>>81641456

>youtube-tier cocksucking from fanboys
>/tv/-tier contrarian shitflinging hating everything

is there no middle ground?

>>81641600
there is you won't find it here

at least josh mecuga kept it together and diddnt sperg out.

Jesus Christ, that red gay nerd was fucking annoying.

The two qt normies and Chad had normal behaviour.
But that faggot is what I can't stand about reddit.

Wish I could cyberbully him.

why do women pretend to like star wars?

>>81641456

I'd fuck the redhead.

>>81641456
>Mike and Jay weren't exaggerating
ha ha we're the cool shills. we're not like those others.

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>>81641456
>its a female star wars fan

>>81641456
wheres the asians eyebrows

>>81641456
we need rich evans reaction asap, the robotcop one was the best

why do women pretend to be capable of comprehending kino?

It's funny watching supposed fans get hyped over the next Star Wars rape baby that Disney shits out. After the EU was removed any real Star Wars fan peaced out.

>>81642449
Star Wars isn't Kino you chimp

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>>81641456
>reviewing a trailer
>a disney blockbuster trailer at that

Collider is the fucking worst. The only one I can stomach is Kristian Harloff

>>81642436
Most women don't have real brows.

>>81641456
>wanting to watch someone else's reaction to something
who watches this shit

these people are basically leeches (off of actual filmmakers) who provide no additional value

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>>81642520

>>81641456

They were actually parodying Nerd Crew

>>81642549
Who?

>>81641456
At least John Campea wasn't there. That dude makes me uncomfortable and I don't know why.

>>81643093
He's the Jay Leno of movie reviews but with less charisma.

>>81641600
Why should there be any middle ground to begin with lol

>>81642549
>>81641456
It's Screen Junkies they're taking shots at.

>my entire life is wrapped up in youtube review shows

>>81641456
wtf i hate Star Wars now?

>>81642144

Sweet, sweet nerd cock.

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>>81641456

Is this some kind of performance art?

Everyone who watches this has to know no human being reacts like this to a fucking trailer.

>>81641456
Remember those tv infomercials where the sell anything below market price - worth $500 but this time only for 25.99 if you order now- and the host usually dont give two shit about the things they are selling.
That is what these shows remind me of,host dont have first clue of the star wars universe except maybe name a character or two and try to sell lootcrate to everyone.

Haha nerds guys just like yourselves,look at this fake excitement about a movie I am paid for.

>>81644365
Is that black Jesus.
Yo paps will be mad at you bruh.

>>81641456
>reaction videos
who started that shit
why is it so popular
why are you giving them views

>>81641456
WOAH A SILHOUETTE WOAH OMG


YOOOOOOOO WAS THAT....WAS THAT A HAND? FLOATING ROCKS? FORCE CONFIRMED FOR STAR WARS 8

Goddamn I hate these people.

I hate even more the people that actually enjoy watching "live" reactions

>>81644419
early 2000's when companies realized the marketing potential of a young youtube/internet

>>81642519
you watch this shit channel enough to know one of their names yet you somehow think they are the worst?

No pal, you're a fan.

this is ironic right?

>>81641456
How come women pretend to love this shit but never like Lord of the Rings

>>81644425
Prepare for cringe
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3HLcg5W4BY

>>81641456
They really need a woman on the next episode of the nerd crew; who is just there so its not a sausage fest.

>>81644525
they are getting paid for it dum dum

>>81644564
They'd just dress AIDS Moby up as a girl, there's no way they would get an actual female on their channel.

>>81644577
So the girls you see buying star wars shit at walmart and getting star wars tattoos are getting paid?

>>81644553

Shit like this makes me want to burn my comics collection.

>>81644553
stop shilling your shit ass channel

>>81641456
>Reaction is 4x the length of the trailer
God dammit

Reaction videos and this pop culture shit really has to be the most ingenious scam. Cover yourself in brand bullshit, stand infront of a bunch of 30c figures you got from ebay and then yell at a screen.

>>81644616
All the things you see on youtube is a fucking AD and is paid for,if you are that stupid and believe otherwise that I dont know what to tell you.
Those girls you see buying this garbage are noting more just following the flow or current trends they have seen somewhere.

>>81644655
Bruh I just found it appropriate for the situation stop being so buthurt.

>>81644564
>So Jay, today on the nerd crew we have a very special guest
>very cool
>very cool
>An actual woman is here to talk about all things Star Wars!
>hey *vigoursly waves*
>So actual woman, what did YOUUU think of the new Star Warstm product trailer?
>I don't care about Star Wars, but I'll just say whatever you guys briefed me on before the show
>very cool
>very cool

>>81644705
You probably made the thread specifically so you could post your terrible videos

I can't be the only one who's reaction was an astounding "meh". Was I?

>>81644525
Because the Lord of the Rings has substance, something women know nothing about.

>>81644726
Wait so Disney is allowed to spam trailers all day and get a sticky but a random video in a mid thread is wrong?
Fuck out of here

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>>81641456
>doing a review of a teaser
>review
>teaser

I just don't know anymore guys

>>81644706
>Their parody of an annoying catchphrase is becoming an annoying catchphrase.

>>81641456
Cringe. Manchildren and attention whoring "le ebin nerd xDD" women need to be lined up and shot.

>>81644732
No, mine was too. I'm going to see it because I want to see what they do after TFA, but this trailer was pretty fucking uneventful.

>>81641861
He was basically the only one who resembled a human being watching a movie trailer.

>>81644419
My brother does and he is basically this mega slacker who works in retail and has no desire to ever do management for extra pay. To fill in the time his broke ass could be spending at work and then spending money he needs free entertainment.

Youtube reaction videos make him happy because he just empathizes with the reactions I guess? He is pretty stupid and doesn't even seem to realize or care they are faked. He needs something to watch he is normally watching fucking Russian streams of various movies or anime in his ""spare time"" and then when he runs out of that he watches fucking Youtube for about 5 more hours, possibly while also playing video games at the same time.

He will never create a song, make a novel or a script, or a painting or act in a play or learn Photoshop. He only wants to watch videos and play games, no matter what I say since I graduated college and didn't get the job I graduated for that means that trying things is for losers and he never wants anything for himself.

Just 12-15 hours of watching videos.

So there is your audience, just some slack ass wanna be with nothing but near-unlimited time to just sit on his ass and watch videos so he has to go down to the bottom of the barrel.

He also watches fail and prank. Anything to not have to read a book which is also for idiots according to him. "YOU read a lot though and you aren't Bill Gates" and I can't really have a comeback because he isn't wrong.

This thread just made me decide to have a catharsis, sorry it was too long to read but I had a lot to vent about, it makes me sad how addicted he is to Youtube. Its basically his entire life.

I mean he watched I am not kidding over 40 hours of Thor: Ragnarok reaction videos. Its sick. Don't let your family get addicted to Youtube like mine did.

>>81644761
Have you ever noticed that you're autistic and perhaps you don't need to post your shitty vids everywhere? You're not going to be the next crowbcat, you're not the next er, you're not even the next latza.

No one wants your shitty videos here. Go ahead and grab your phone and respond to me pretending to be a different person that says you enjoyed that dumb montage. It won't change the fact you're a garbage person who isn't funny and isn't talented. No one wants your shitty videos here.

Let's just assume your faulty premise was correct and disney was actually shilling here. Why would you assume that I would think it's okay if I don't want to see you shill your garbage channel that no one will EVER care about? I don't want that shit here and I don't want your shit here. Shower, shave and get a fucking clue.

>>81644912
whatever man you have problems,I am not even that guy.

Why does Star Wars bring out the absolute cringiest people possible? Its only Ameriniggers who do this too

>>81644878
345 mother fucking words

>>81644912
Easy for you to say, faggot. I'd like to see you do better

Can i get a run down on this shit?

>>81644961
Because things you used to get beat up for for being different now is making people encouraged to be different and the most surface level of that is what films you watch or other entertainment you can put a poster of on your wall

>>81641600
the middle geound is the real world, where people either have a passing interest or they flat out don't care

>>81645028
A bunch of retards screamed and cheered because in 90 seconds Luke says the word Jedi and we see vistas and Rei Ayanami talk about light and darkness

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>>81644912

Wish this could be pasta.

>tfw so cynical i'm incapable of this enjoyment

i hate me

>>81644912
>Go ahead and grab your phone and respond to me pretending to be a different person
ha ha no, there are 45 people in this thread, friend

>>81645202
Yeah I understand, Reactors are cancer.

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>>81644878
>over 40 hours of Thor: Ragnarok reaction videos

>>81641600
We only care about high ground here faggot

I FUCKING LOVE YOUTUBE

>>81642483
>EU

As much as this disney crap is just a sterile product, the EU was an Autistic mess

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>2 minutes isn't a trailer
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO LIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why are we all so jaded?
I assume most of us are also 24 and should just be enjoying stuff but arn't

>why are we too cynical to appreciate cynical marketing gimmicks?

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>>81641456
Two towers wasn't enough.

>>81641456
>Mike and Jay weren't exaggerating
Is there a specific video this statement is in reference to?

>>81642116
Being swole doesn't necessarily make you a chad.
Lurk more before you post, reddit.

>>81646085
are you retarded?

>>81646168
perhaps

>>81641456

I don't get how anybody can act excited for this trailer. There's nothing we haven't seen before except sad Luke.

>>81645285
>>81645577
Let's be honest, Star Wars as a phenomena is a holdover from the 70s and 80s so it makes sense that it wouldn't resonate as well with the more cynical post-internet young adults of today.

It's less and less for us and more for people who are either old enough to have grown up with Star Wars or young enough to still see this as pure entertainment without the corporate machinery involved.

>>81642504
a TEASER trailer at that.

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>>81646735
I preferred the more pretentious version

>for us
hello, fellow kids

>>81644961

It's Youtube that's at fault. Offering money for 'successful' videos produces a lot of cancer.

>>81646826
That had a typo (three instead of the) but I didn't remember exactly what I typed.

tell me /tv/: why, in this post-internet age, is it so difficult to emotionally manipulate youths into giving my company a billion dollars?

>>81647559
I'm not sure. I think is has to do with the fact that we as a generation are selfish assholes, unlike those that came before us and produce the content we love so much.

>>81641456
How old are both of those guys? I'm seeing significant amounts of grey on both of them so I'm going to say at least, mid-to-late 30s.

And those girls? Mid-20s?

Kinda pathetic. But hey, 300,000+ subs can't be wrong.

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How does a human being become such a mindless tool who loves everything they're told to love and throw money at everything?

>>81647935
>reading, screencapping, and disseminating youtube comments
rethink your life

>>81647935
>Someone's excited for the new Kingsman movie

I'm genuinely surprised.