How did the kid stay so fat after spending almost six months

>>81639575
how did you?

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>>81639575

The same way this fuck managed to be fat on an island with monsters chasing him for 28 years.

The secret: shitty casting

>>81639575
How did Tara get fat in the zombie apocalypse?

>>81639575
Maori genetics

>tfw I went and saw this instead of going out with people who got in a car crash

Would have been worth it even without the crash.

>>81639689
>talking about a fat fuck staying fat despite surviving on an island for ages
>not posting hurley from lost

goof

>>81639723
yeah i dont think ive ever seen a thin coconut in my life
>t. sydney

>>81639725
Taika Waikino

>>81639725
They didn't choose the skux life.

This movie is essentially a comfier Moonrise Kingdom. Great shots of New Zealand and Sam Neill is grumpy with a beard. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

>>81640329
This movie is fantastic but be careful throwing words around like 'comfier' and 'than' and 'Moonrise Kingdom' in the same sentence.

>>81640395
It's a cute movie but there were a lot of parts of it that were kind of unoriginal.

>>81640395
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.

>>81639575
Because he grew up in Naenae. The pie shop there literally makes pies entirely composed of saturated fat.

>>81639575

What's with all the fat Mexicans?