If Citizen Kane was made today what would his last words be?

>>81638890
FOR YOU

Fuck bitches get money

>>81638890
#blacklivesmatter

>>81638890
"My sled, my....Rosebud." it would HAVE to be explained to current audienced because of shitty producer meddling

"Erase my porn folder"

Martha

>So, you're probably wondering how I got in this mess.

...schezuan sauce...

>>81638905
fpbp

>>81638905
>>81639017

lads, why no baneposting today.
ive not seen 1 thread.
:((

>and THAT'S how I got my groove back
>funk music outro

>>81638890
dank buds

>>81638890
>You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

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>>81638890
SHWING!

dumb movie why would he say his sled so stupid
what kind of faggot names a sled anyway

>>81638890
Rosebud isn't important to Citizen Kane.

>>81638890
French Champagne...

>>81638961
nah it would be
"Mother....."

playstation 3

It's free real-estate.

>>81638890
ITS OVER, DRUMPF IS FINISHED

>>81639177
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

THE FRENCH

>>81638890
>Martha...

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>>81639211

>>81638890

He would sexually identify as a sled.

"cunny...."

Not trying to meme, but its the closest accurate translation.

rose cuck

>>81638890
>tell the cops he was puerto rican

bazinga

>>81638890
After all these years, finally, I have become the Citizen Kane

I'm a dead guy

FOR US

Seriously, probably like "Zelda" or something.

"privilege....checked."

>>81638890
Kane?

fuck drumpf

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>>81639411

how does anyone know what his last words were if no one heard them? the nurse was not even in the fucking room and the door was shut.

>>81639409
"a lot of loyalty for a hired sled."

>>81639443
because the camera was zoomed in on his face, anon. duh.

>>81639443
Obviously his butler dude was in the room, as he clearly mentions later in the movie.

>>81639155
underrated

>>81638890
it was my priviledge

I wish i spent more time arguing with people on the internet

>>81638890
ASMR

"t..traps are gay"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Qq_06zHX4

>>81638936
kek this

>>81638890
Did I leave the stove on?

>>81638890
something that explains the plot to the audiences because it might be too complicated.

bazinga

>>81638890
orange slices

>>81638890
Martha

>>81639692
lel

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>>81638961

>>81638890
HONKA... HONKA

>>81638890
explain this plot to me

>>81638890
benis

>>81638890
Patriarchy

>>81638890
BIG
BLACK
COCKS

>...my only regret is that I lived my life a cis white male
>*death rattle*

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>>81639177

>ctrl+f
>no "fake news"

Your slipping /tv/

>>81640455
fuck off /pol/

>>81638890
>the narwahal bacons at midnight

"...Check 'em..."

"my anal rosebud"

We Citizen Kang nao

>>81640455
>"RUSSIANS HACKED THE 2016 UNITED STATES ELECTION"

what did he mean by this

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>>81638905
>>81638961
>>81639008
>>81639011
>>81639328
>>81639409
This is a good thread

>>81638890
GAS THE JEWS

>>81638890
"bitch, fuck me and suck my dick"

>HOL UP

>>81640494
>the big bad /pol/ monster

Grow the fuck up.

Citizen Kane is all about the idea of a powerful man/corp controlling the print media. "fake news" would fit perfectly.

>>81640546
He's clearly a CIA operative, trying to psych op the masses.

>>81640718

No it wouldn't. The point about Rosebud wasn't that it referred to his work or his public image, but to a simple innocent childhood memory he cherished.

We must secure a future for white children

>>81640494
Fuck off reddit

>>81638890
*BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

>>81638890
Fuck... drumpf....

>>81640759
Whoa dude, don't get so serious. Of course it isn't as poetic as "rosebud", but that's not the point. We are talking about a modern take on the movie/line. Considering "for you" is more popular in this thread/board than something like "fake news", which actually has meaning in large media corporation kino, would work just fine. Though of course the same media corps wouldn't want to poke fun at themselves, so that would never happen.

>Bring me that citizen....Kane.

>>81640901

I think Citizen Kane was for a long time critically derided and deliberately ignored by rewards because some media bigshot felt that it was a personal insult to him. So... the more things change the more they stay the same.

Ive watched Citizen Kane a few times over the years. Am I the only one that thinks its just "okay"?

Where did all this shit about it being high art and paraded around in universities as being what all movies should aspire to be come from?

LITTLE

>>81638890
Jews did 9/11

>>81640993
nah mate it was the critic's favorite since its conception, and still is.

>>81641087
JEWISH

>>81640993
This.

Welles had to hide the true plot of the movie, and after it was found out, Hearst tried his best to make the public hate it/him.

"Fake news" is every bit a part of a story like Citizen Kane. At its base, the movie was about how powerful men can influence the public and control narratives by use of print media. A modern take on this would be a breath of fresh air, but given that the media giants have even more power/influence now, it won't ever happen.

>>81641040
it was very technically inovative. The story was simple but shown in a non linear way and the shots were creative and effective. Before it released every movie was basically composed of wide shots and back to back close ups in dialogues, really boring and uninteresting.

>>81641040
I think it's more of a "for the time" kind of thing. Like, if you study film up to Citizen Kane, and care a lot about how shots are done, then it is a ground breaking film. But comparing it against films since then, ya, it's just another one of many.

>>81641040
Watch at a lot of movies made before Citizen Kane and then watch some movies after it and you'll understand.

>>81641241
>influence the public and control narratives
>A modern take
>millionaire buys shill farms to shill on twitter and online communities
on a serious note
>but given that the media giants have even more power/influence now, it won't ever happen.
I doubt it. These types of "woke" movies don't have any influence on people and are not a threat to anyone.

>>81638890
its free real estate

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>>81641282
yeah buddy compare a scene of an average blockbuster flick to citizen kane, they're totally the same and had the same creative input.

>>81638890
>"tAh.....th-the......frenshhhhhhhhhhhhh........."

drumpf...

>>81638890
>God's not real.

>>81641432
It's true

>>81638890

yolo swag

>>81638890
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>81638890
>"ANIME"

They scour his anime collection for a clue but "Anime" is actually the password to access his encrypted last will and testament.

Steel beam...

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>>81641256
>This is what film school fucks actually believe

>>81638890
"Truly I have become.... Citizen Kane"

>>81638890
So you're probably wondering how I got here. Well there's a funny story about that...

>>81638936
yep

>>81638890
Fuck Trump and fuck white people.

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>>81638890
AYY ORSON L'MASK YEW SUMN.
COULD A VINTAGE BOTTLE DO THIS????

>>81639047
>bane meme
>lad meme
Redditors are so cringeworthy.

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>Quick...... Rundown

>>81645067
>one stil frame in one good movie
painting and photography existed before film you humongous retard, people knew what looked visually good for a thousand years. The mise en scene back then was completely theatrical, not to mention they had a primitive understanding on how to use the medium's resources to tell a story. You're too much of a nigger to see that even the best films of that time(murnau, dreyer, etc) had one redeeming quality when a director was talented enough to inovate in one aspect, but still the rest was a botchy mess.
>he explained to that anon why this movie is so praised
>h-haha he knows more than me so I'll call him something I fell threatened by because I perceive it to be pretentious and post this one still shot I found on google of this film that is basically a theater play on camera
never reply to me again faggot

>>81638890
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY. BOOM. BIG REVEAL. I'M A PICKLE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!

".............menes."

>>81641256
>back to back close ups in dialogues, really boring and uninteresting.
like it is now?

>>81638890
<fuck.... white..... people....

>>81638890
"Thanos"

cut to avengers

>>81638890
>...bring me that horizon
>pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing

>>81638890
"white countries should have open borders"

>>81646435
>get called a "film school fuck"
>go out of your way to prove that you are indeed a film school fuck

P.S. tldr

>>81646435
It's funny when someone parrots what their professor told them to think about Citizen Kane.

>>81639411
fpbp

>>81638890
"Doesn't matter; had sex."

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>>81638905
FPBP

Bobo

>>81640684
Underrated

.....Kimochi Warui.....

>>81647068
And yet you keep posting.

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>>81638905
I love you.

>>81646871
>>81646853
>H-HE'S LE PRETENTIOUS FILM SCHOOL BOY
thought it was unessessary to defend myself from a untrue dumb insecure insult so whatever, it's funny that you don even try to use actual arguments instead of jumping on the contrarian bandwagon

>>81647101
>being this mad

>>81638890
>Gore Vidal, in one of his less forthright moments, claimed that Rosebud was William Randolph Hearst's name for his mistress Marion Davies's "tender button", and that this was the real reason for Hearst's objection to the film.
>>81639293
is accurate

bazinga

>>81639155
There is still hope.

>>81638890
>"boipussi"

>>81638890

"Not all .... muslims"

>>81638890
>Sleds are literally r eddit

Metropolis > Citizen Kane

>>81638890
ba.. zinga.....

Tax policy...

>>81638890
Rosedubs

hotkinkyjo

>>81638890
You're probably wondering how I got here.

>>81638890
BRaAAASA/\\aAa:<(?//svs nJsa?<5~\_AASaSs//\__-aAAAAp

>>81638890
>wtf i hate money now

>>81638890
Martha

>>81638890

STOP MASTURBATING

> blueballs

delete my 4chan folder

>>81651028
imagine over the years all the anons that died and had their computer searched through by family members
imagine their face when they find your cunny folder

>>81638890

White people need to go

Hi I'm Barry Scott

>>81638890
Fuck Drumpf and FUCK white people

>"proxy paige"

>>81639648
Oldfag detected.

Fuck Drumpf...and fuck white people...

>>81646647
I like this. Keep going.