damn... what happened?

Why isn't he manspreading?

Killing Nathalie Wood caught up with him

That's just old Christopher Walken at the airport though.

Beats flying United

>>81633266
Dude's like 80 years old.

More like Christopher Sitting

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Imagine being a celeb and no matter where you go, someone will notice you and bug you. Be grateful.

>>81633493
He's not a gook. He'll be OK flying United.

>>81633266
People get old. You'll be there one day my virgin friend.

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>>81633266
Old age scares the shit out of me. Me and my wife are 29, we've made a pact to die before 45.

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>>81633550
it's the life they chose

>>81633599
Do us a favor and make that pact for 30. Thanks.

>>81633564
The dude was indochinese. The slur you are looking for is chink or jake.

>>81633662
>us

You'll die alone, virgin.

>>81633724
was not. The dude was NOT indochinese. Thus gook would not apply.

sittin not walken

>>81633266
He has seen The Void

>>81633748

We all die alone idiot.

>>81633266
your camera shit the bed

>>81633387
this

>>81634444
quads confirm OPs camera took a dump in his bed

>>81633599
Do it now, normie. You and your wife have no business here. Fuck off.

>>81633266
he's a split second away from dancing his ass off

>>81633550
Being famous is the 2nd worse thing that could ever happen to me
First being immortal.
But they choose the life, they could have just had a normal 9-5 or if they loved acting so much just turn down opportunities that make you super famous.

>>81636406
if they loved acting so much go into theater**

>>81633266
He got old. It happens sometimes.

>>81633564
didn't even crack a smile

>>81636465
some theatre stars are super famous too though, that is why i didn't just say theatre

>>81634617
Stop replying to yourself

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lay off... I got a fever

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time makes fools of us all

>>81633266
Did you taked this photo with a paint oil or what?

>>81633266
drugs

>>81633545
Underrated.

>>81633545
it's good

>>81633545
some other anon already told that joke in another thread so fuck you

but guys, he's not walken, he's sitting.

>>81640849
KEK