do Texans really talk like this?

Yes so what

>>81626626
You now what you sound like a sooner queer boy how about we throw you in the red river faggot.

>>81626626

Austin here. We drove off most of the rednecks.

dang ol man i tell ya like i been here some' like 15 years and sure nuff can't go round dang ol like nowheres ain't see some good ol boy comin up like... how's the weather today... dang ol fancy like just wish t'could maybe have some.... indecipherable, man

>>81626814
Austin is literally faggotville Bruv I went there for new year's so many dykes and fags unbelievable

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>>81626839
Nice.

>>81626626
shitpost and shitpost accessories, i tell you what.

Naw mayne dis howw wee tawk in da H knawmmmtabout you go in on hoe dat slang mayne

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>>81626814

Boy I tell you what, maybe in your own little "safe space" you don't have any good ol' boys, but where I'm from down in Arlen there's enough rednecks to stir a swimmin' pool full a molasses. And we like it!

Yea? So what faggot fuck off

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Remember that episode of King of the Hill where Bobby turned into a robot?