The Sopranos

he's a good looking, charismatic guy, even with the Pelican nose and the unibrow

gabagool

she knew he would be an earner, also Chris was pretty alpha, like when he went into that black fast food place and started talking shit to everyone without giving a fuck

>>81622672
money, security and prospects.
I always wondered how they met

>>81622816
she was Jackie and Richie's niece

>>81622865
When did it reveal that

>>81622814
this. Did anyone get pissed off at how 'tough' they tried to make Chris? I was so sick of him kicking people ass and mouthing off to people and everyone other than ppl in his crew just took it like complete pussies. Surely in the real world at least one or two people would have told him to fuck himself? Half the people didnt even know he was in the mafia too so thats no excuse for backing down.

>>81622925

Richie literally said it after Chrissy slapped her.

>>81622756
top shelf gabagool

>>81622957
chris constantly was getting fucked with though. There's at least one scene in every season where Chris is almost executed.

>>81622672
Gangster, Italian, has coke, dangerous, charismatic, motivated, movie producer, can be a good guy, drove a fucking masserati

What didn't she see in him

>>81622925
she drove his ass to the old neighborhood after he was released, did you just forget that whole season?

>>81622996
Don't forget he has like 100% headshot accuracy in the show.

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>>81622672
He was loyle to his capo

>>81622994
I mean civilians in the show pussyfooting around him constantly, not mafia guys. I like to think if some manlet wop started mouthing of to me in public I would stand up for myself?

She had sex with a black guy, and as far as Italian men go , she didn't have many options. So she took the only Italian man that would take her in.

>>81622957
You can't fuck with a made guy though have you learned nothing?

Also he's Tonys nephew disrespecting him is disrespecting Tony

>>81623030
Not if you know he's 'connected'

>>81623035
>She had sex with a black guy
What?

>>81622905
Bffffffttt

>>81623504
>he didn't see the episode where Chris preps Adriana's bull

>>81622672

the mono brow probably

>>81623721
My wife's son loved that episode.

>>81623035
>>81623504
Literally when? I remember her coming close, but never going through with it

>>81622905
BBBBRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>81624658
>>81623504
When her and Chris were in bed going over who they slept with, and Chris freaked out because it was a dookie. Right before Paulie came to sniff her panties.

>>81623504
>wrong.jpg

>>81624901
That's because she fucked Penn from Penn and Teller, dumb dumb, not a black guy.

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>>81623028
>gold panties

>>81622905
When i started the sopranos (last year) i only knew her from Joey, and i thought what is she doing here kek. She was great though

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STUPIDA

FUCKING

GAME

>>81625726
What did quazimodo mean by this?

>>81622672
She had such a punchable face and such a fuckable body.

>>81622672
an exciting, fun guy who was also a good provider with a big future ahead of him

>>81623030
There was that kid at the deli who didn't let him push him around until Chris pulled the gun and shot him in the foot. Think that was one of the only civilian people to stand up to him.

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> be chrissy
> don't watch it
> get shot by some gangster wannabe because don't watch it
> survive but don't watch it
> drift into drug addiction because don't watch it
> get made but don't start watching it
> sober up but fail to watch it and relapse
> my fiancée gets busted and wants to snitch because l don't watch her
> get murdered by tony
> tfw should've just watched it

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He manuged to get the drip on her

The entire "Chris tries to go Hollywood" plot line was terrible

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wtf?! i hate tony now

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>>81627899

it wasn't terrible but it's one of the few parts of the show that was less than great, so it looks quite bad in comparison.

>>81627971
>it wasn't terrible
Do you remember how it ended? With a completely shit-faced Chris making a 20 foot headshot after screaming about how he's in the Mafia?

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>>81627735
Bingo. Shoulda listened.

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Meadow was such a bitch, but that made me want to fuck her even more.

>>81627862
What the hell is this abomination?

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>>81628495

Why did AJ have the worst arcs?

>>81628560
AJ only had one arc throughout the series. Storyline wise he probably had the worst along with Meadow.

>>81628515
I beat this game.
Fucking nice tits in it.

>>81622672
Money and power. Chris would have become the boss after Tony.

>>81630327
Nah people would have stepped in to prevent that, he'd undeniably be a disaster

>>81622814
that's not being alpha, that's being an annoying piece of shit

>>81628040
That was such a stupid scene.

>>81623040

This. Without Tony, Chris would have been plant food.

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>>81628040
Are you talking about when he shot the script writer? No way was that 20 ft.

>>81624901
that was penn and teller, and he freaked out because she blew him in the bathroom like a hooah

>>81622672
I watched Long Term Parking last night, so fucking sad. I think she was just hopelessly in love with him, and he was in love with "the life" just a tiny bit more.

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So what did he say to him?

>>81623030
>>81627351
he got mugged by those spics while trying to score heroin too