How would Disney handle this scene?

>>81619641
Quips

>Luke, me am daddy.

>Vader chops Luke's arm off
>"that was Luke Skywalker everybody, give him a hand"
>reaction shot of cute dog/alien thing covers eyes with its paws

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>>81619641
>Does anyone have any orange slices

>>81619641
>No Luke, I.. am... transgender.

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>>81619775
holy shit

Luke, you are my wife's son.

>>81619641
>No, I am one of your fathers

>Luke you are my second wife's son

>>81619826

>"AHHHH! I dropped my fake hand, give me a second."

>>81619641
No, I am your genderfluid parent.

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>>81619775

>>81619641
>I'll never join you! You killed my mother!
>No Luke *takes off mask, revealing Vader to be Felicity Jones* I am your mother

>Luke, I am your mother

>>81621356
would pay money to see

>>81619641
Luke, I identify myself as your father.

>DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY PARENTHOOD

>Dance off Dad!

>>81619641

>Luke, I am your father.
>Considering you just cut off my hand, we won't be playing catch any time soon.
>Your jokes aren't nearly as painful as your wound.
>Hey Vader? Time for my exit. Smell ya later!

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSS

HE'S MY FATHER

>>81619641
Why does this movie from almost 40 years ago look more tangible than nu-Star Wars? Is it a difference in camera tech?

>>81619641
>Luke flies down the pit and catches his hand
>Reattaches it with nonspecific space item
>"phew, that was HANDY"
>Catches a rope and swings back up
>"Miss me pops?"
>Does a backflip and kills Vader

>No. I am your father!
>You motherfu-
>Vader and Luke look at the camera and wink

>>81623851
Shooting on film with a lens with a shallow focus makes characters pop in scenes like this.
Disney uses Alexa 65 digital recording camera I believe and does shitty color grading and overabundant CGI so everything looks bland as shit

>>81623851
There was no post production color tweaking available back then.
At least, not digitally.

>>81623875
Lmao

>>81623902
ha

>>81619641
I can imagine how it would go with Rey.
>cuts off her hand
>tells her he is her father
>she gets super pissed and force tackles him
>wrinkled orange Yoda throws her lightsaber back up
>beats down Vader like that scene in RotJ
>platform rips apart
>Rey fall down and lands outside
>uses the force to control the Millennium Falcon from miles away to where she is
>flies off, fixing the hyper drive and evading the Empire all on her own
>builds herself a new robotic arm with some spare parts in her spare time