>Well /tv/, isn't there something you'd like to tell me?

>>81616970
Please forgive me senpai

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>A FUCKING TREE

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i'm sorry Mr Lucas please come back come back auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-----

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>>81616970
I-I do prefer broad, functional character interaction even if actual story and worldbuilding are 100% eschewed.

>>81616970
Why did you have to sell out to (((them)))?

>>81617007
What is this meme?

>>81616970
Why Disney, George? Why Disney?

>>81616970
Yeah, fuck off for making such retarded decisions that can't be undone

Faggot

Yeah, fuck you for making those terrible prequels and then selling the rights to fucking Disney, as if you didnt fuck SW up enough. Cunt.

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Sorry George

Atleast u got 2bil when u sold ur soul

>>81617605
newfags who haven't experienced something like this before trying to make a meme, sad really

>>81616970
Your movies suck and no amount of memeing will make them good again.

>>81616970
Yea, congrats, look like people will look more fondly on you in the future because Disney fucked up even more with the new movies than you did with the prequels.

>>81616970
Hyped, you say? Let's ignore for a moment that Jar Jar, the Dyke feminist from Lucas film, and the house of rats, morbidity and decay not only cheapened the force but thoroughly and irreparably raped not only the established lore, but forevermore lessened and all but obliterated all character development experienced by our beloved characters. And this poignant marvelous development that occurred over the course of six years and three films was the defacto example of not only the heroes journey, but a leit motiff of humanity ascending mediocrity onward to becoming legendary. And then they killed it all for a Mary sue, placing all four characters, Ben, Han, Leia and Luke, into a disgusting caricature of a character, maRey sue. I hate them all.

>>81618937
A Tree, A fucking Tree. Son Bad, daughter good. Men are inherentantly Evil, and women inherentantly good. George, what have we done, What have we done, it's over, it's finished, it's done. It's Gone.

>>81616970
I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

>>81619000
The tree is called "Shenmue".

>>81618955
>leit motiff
Leitmotiv you dumb pseud

>>81616970
Lucas, I'm not gonna tell you your direction was amazing. It had issues. A lot of them.

But Jesus Christ we need your storytelling in the sequels. 1/2/3 had stuff going on. 7 and now probably 8 are just nonsense.

>>81619096
fuck you, it's copy pasta. you're not to alter copy pasta for any reason you insufferable pagan. all pasta is of kek. fuck is wrong with you?

>>81619092
Shenmue? fuck. fuck. fuck is going on over at disney?

>>81616970
Do you like sand?

>>81619092
>>81619251

Isn't that the name of the dragon from Jackie Chan Adventures?

>>81616970
we were wrong senpai!

>>81616970

You still suck.

Give me the original theatrical version trilogy on blu-ray, Mr. Goiter

>>81619376
Fuck if I know. Star wars is sadly dead and buried. Saw another thread of Jewood bringing back that davie bowie film where be pretended to be a fag goblin, or something. so if anyone would bring back a corpse of a series or franchise and rape that bitch into a stupor, it's jewood.

>>81616970
You should have been reined in when doing the prequels.

>>81616970
>/tv/ is for 12 year olds

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>>81616970
stop drinking diet coke

>>81616970
Based George you were right all along.
Please come back.

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>>81616970
Why do you allow those filthy jews to still put your name on their movies?

>>81616970
Your movies are all garbage

I fucked JarJar

>>81619434
SW is doing better than ever before. it's dead to you and a handful of contrarian nerds, but that's about it. You really shouldn't distort reality to fit your own worldview, anon.

>>81616970
Molten Salt Reactors will be a viable source of fuel in the future.

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Sorry George I love you but the jews got you good.

>>81619482
please let him die from this

Sorry George but you killed the series with the Prequels.

>>81616970
Episodes 1-3 were shit, nothing Disney does will change this.

>>81621774
Is this a photo from the set of a gay porno?

I never doubted you.

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Yeah George, you should have sold Star Wars sooner. It's so much better without you.

I'm sorry George.
If only we knew how bad it would become. If only we knew.

>>81621621
It's doing better because it's Star Wars, much like Transformers does well because it's Transformers. And not because it's at all, commendable. It's trash, like how Transformers is trash. Well it make a gazillion dollars? of course. Will it be good? hell no. TFA was horsehit and was forgettable dog shit. And you should feel bad for defending this shit film and the rest of it that will be most assuredly, shit.

fuck u rat nigger

>>81616970

You were shit and made 1 good film that was entirely because your ex-wife made it not shit.

But stick around and be a shit with us. We already have Captain Kirk. We just need you to be Jar Jar Binks.

>>81622368
This.

im loving the diversity and feminism. especially how they're really intent on not including any white men.

>>81616970
I'M SORRY

I'M FUCKING SORRY

YOU'RE A TRUE AUTEUR I NEVER WANTED REMAKES OF THE ORIGINALS! I WANTED REAL SEQUELS! I'M SORRY LUCAS PLEASE LETS GO BACK IN TIME AND FIX THIS!

>>81622801
Hyped, you say? Let's ignore for a moment that Jar Jar, the Dyke feminist from Lucas film, and the house of rats, morbidity and decay not only cheapened the force but thoroughly and irreparably raped not only the established lore, but forevermore lessened and all but obliterated all character development experienced by our beloved characters. And this poignant marvelous development that occurred over the course of six years and three films was the defacto example of not only the heroes journey, but a leit motiff of humanity ascending mediocrity onward to becoming legendary. And then they killed it all for a Mary sue, placing all four characters, Ben, Han, Leia and Luke, into a disgusting caricature of a character, maRey sue. I hate them all.

>>81616970
Your ex-wife created Star Wars. You were just a dingleberry with business acumen.

>>81622797
>1 good film
>THX-1138
>American Graffiti
I count two

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You are a bad director. When left to your own devices with people around you kissing your ass and not criticizing the awful ideas that are spewed from your fat mouth you end up diluting the actual good things in your films.
That being said, the drivel you called the prequels are still better than these rehashes of your original trilogy, the trilogy made great by the other people that guided you and told you when your shit stunk.

>>81622859
Get over it white man. don't you think you've had enough movies? you and your kind are not welcome in star wars anymore

>>81622874
>>81622900

Eat Shit. Can't wait for Pablo, Jamal, and Tyrone to rape both you and all your children. you disgust me.

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>>81616970
SIGN THE PETITION YOU FUCKS
https://www.change.org/p/disney-george-lucas-back-to-the-star-wars-movies

>>81616970
George I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. Please come back. PLEASE.

I can't believe what they've done to star wars. it just doesn't have that magic anymore. it's just a pandering piece of shit.

>>81623049
You realize how there are no Alien main characters in the Nu-Star Wars? There is way too many humans which makes it not actually feel like Star Wars

>>81616970

No. I never wanted you to leave in the first place.

>>81623049
By magic you mean a male lead character that allows you to play make believe jedi in your bedroom?

White men shouldn't have idols. They should just off themselves.

>>81623125
found the shill

>>81623087
Star Wars never had alien main characters, what are you on?

You ruined general grievous you fucking faggot

>>81623179
>Shill
buzzword of a summerfag jr high beta manchild

what's it like being triggered into insecure butthurt by every aspect of the modern world?

>>81623224
Eat dick, you disney bastard. No one, and I mean no one has fucked up Star Wars Irreproachably like Disney, Jar Jar, and Kathleen Kennedy has. A fucking tree, a fucking, TREE! No, wait, wait, wait for it, A FUCKING, TREE! man bad, woman good. Fuck you!

>>81623254

Look, chump, here's the deal. You're either a shill, which means you get paid to like the modern Star Wars movies, or you're not. As a shill, there's at least some reasoning behind your liking of the movie. You get paid for it, you have a job, good for you. If you actually like the movie without anyone paying you for it, then you genuinely have no taste in movies. You're a bird's shit splattered across someone's windshield. Shape up, anon.

>>81623210
JAR
JAR
BINKS

>>81623339
he's not a shill, he's the worse of the two, an easily manipulated dickless man child. the worse kind of fan. I hate them the most.

>>81616970
TPM was the 3rd best Star War

>>81623378
Remember how the Disney Shills kept bringing up Anakin as some kind of Gary Stu to legitimize Rey? Remember how they were rebutted each and every time? Good times. Fucking hate disney shills.

>>81623450
They couldn't even do it right. Even Han is more of a Gary Stu than Ani

>>81623049
>>81623087
The reason Star Wars has lost the magic is because it feels like a product now.

All star wars films before disney whether good or bad were original, they tried to do something different. George even said he had brand new ideas for episode 7 but they wanted to go a different way and rehash a new hope. George even said hollywood annoys him because they want safe money makers no one wants to make anything new anymore.

Modern Star wars is exactly that. it's taken what people loved about the original star wars are condensed it into one. of course they've added in the pandering, diversity and whatnot and it's just marketed to as many people as possible.
it's a product now, just exists only to make money.

>>81616970

hi george.
please make some films again!

>>81616970
Thank

>>81621755
*casually walks behind your path*

>>81623569
And Anakin got his shit pushed in each and every time he battled a major opponent. His ability of Prescience was the same ability even younglings have when blocking stinger droid lasers. And Anakin was a child of the force. Rey's a no body who was more capable in TFA than all the stars of the classical OT was in three movies.

>>81623006
CRINGE!

>>81623661
At least they're trying to save something that still has value within their lives, unlike the mass of man children sucking the rat's diseased infected dick.

Did anyone else catch what George whispered into Kathleen's ear, after the Star Wars Medley?
He said ''That tall guy should be an actor'' - referring to Harrison Ford.
Well, George my boy, write and direct something new with Harrison.

>>81623450
i don't even know how you could argue that anakin was a gary stu. i'ts just objectively incorrect. all he did was fuck up everything. i remember them also trying to say luke was a gary stu

TFA: Female lead
Rogue One: Female lead
Rebels: Multiple female leads
Last Jedi: Female lead
Forces of Destiny: Female lead
Battlefront 2: Female lead


YAAAAASSS SLAY QUEEN! SW NERDS BTFO BY QUEEN KATHLEEN!

>>81623006
nah star wars has movied into something else now.
its gone from being an original format, to the most bland, generic action ''scifi'' movies in existance.

george has and should move on.

>>81623327
The prequels are great ideas terrible execution
That's why Disney killing the EU was bad,because clone wars eu was its only redeeming quality

>>81623684
i for one welcome our new mouse overlords

>>81623794
at least he still comes to some events for the ungrateful cunt fans who cast him out.

George is a good lad.

>>81616970
Fuck off

>>81623761
As Protagonist go, Luke was even a bigger failure than Anakin was. Luke needed saving in every film he was in. At no time was he ever in control of anything. I saw the new trailer, Rey's levitating rocks now, I half expected her to fly away. No seriously, she might actually fly. Or she'll fire a Kamehameha.


>>81623814
The Prequels were executed poorly, but they were fascinating and interesting and George took risk and tried new things. Sure most of it fell flat, but at least he did it differently. It wasn't at all like, the originals.

>>81623822
Yeah, enjoy them cutting off your balls. Because that's what they're up to.

>>81623954
>but they were fascinating and interesting
Fucking lol

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>>81616970
If you didn't fuck up so epicly bad we wouldn't be here in this situation FUCK YOU, YOU FAT FUCK

>>81623908
right on.
i like and will always like george and im someone who doesnt unironically like the prequels.

>>81616970
A FUCKING TREE
EVEN YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>81616970
George was simply too red pilled for the masses

I'm sorry George. The prequels at least feel like Star Wars in comparison to the last two, which have been servings of rotting shit.

>>81616970

TFA: Female lead
Rogue One: Female lead
Rebels: Multiple female leads
Last Jedi: Female lead
Forces of Destiny: Female lead
Battlefront 2: Female lead


YAAAAASSS SLAY QUEEN! SW NERDS BTFO BY QUEEN KATHLEEN!

>>81623998
The home planet of the cloners, kamino was fascinating, as was the fire world Mustafar. As was coruscant, as was Naboo. What did Jar Jar Abrams give us.


>>81624074
A tree, A fucking Tree. Where's the outrage George got for Midichlorians. Where's the outrage now that the white slavers are doing even worse to the mythos than the perceived slight George committed?

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I don't watch the prequels but the images suit my definition of art, err...mostly.

>>81624150
Last Jedi: A FUCKING TREE

bitch I've never hated George and wanted him back the very instant I heard that Disney bought out Lucasfilm.
How do we get him back, friends?

Sorry George, didn't appreciate how creative Star Wars was till you left.

>>81616970
Sorry that you had to direct 3 piece of shit movies

>>81618937
Not even remotely true. The new Star Wars shits all over the prequels, even with the new ones many faults. The prequels are straight garbage

>>81616970
>>81616970
Star was is tedious shit and you didn't even direct the only passable one you talent-less hack

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>>81616970

I'm so happy you have nothing to do with star wars anymore.

Fuck your prequels and their apologists.

Even VII was better than your best prequel movie and thats saying something.

>>81625082
Hyped, you say? Let's ignore for a moment that Jar Jar, the Dyke feminist from Lucas film, and the house of rats, morbidity and decay not only cheapened the force but thoroughly and irreparably raped not only the established lore, but forevermore lessened and all but obliterated all character development experienced by our beloved characters. And this poignant marvelous development that occurred over the course of six years and three films was the defacto example of not only the heroes journey, but a leit motiff of humanity ascending mediocrity onward to becoming legendary. And then they killed it all for a Mary sue, placing all four characters, Ben, Han, Leia and Luke, into a disgusting caricature of a character, maRey sue. I hate them all.

>>81616970
>still a chinless hack that will burn for his crimes against humanity

>>81624888
yes unoriginal and pandering garbage! what's not to love!?

>>81625432
The prequels are WAY worse though. The pandering shit I hate about the new one, but originality isn't that important to me when it comes to movies like Star Wars, as long as it's overall enjoyable

The prequels had:

A convoluted mess of a story
Terrible acting
Laughable dialog
Shitty, overly busy CGI
And the worst new characters (fucking Jar Jar Binks)

They are indefensible trash that only mentally touched contrarian could possibly like

>>81625689
i'd rather something original but fail to deliver than some pandering product that exists only to make money.

>>81625819
And what was the purpose of the prequels then, if not to make money? Don't kid yourself, blockbuster movies like these aren't high art.

>>81626154
Prequels were original and George wanting to finish the story of Vader.

New star wars literally didn't need to be made it's unoriginal pandering garbage.
in fact it actually weakens the original films. because we see the classic characters were failures. return of the jedi will never feel good again

>>81626453
The OT was original. Even if the prequels were, they are still vomit on digital film. Don't make them at all good. Story, characters, dialogue, etc are all more important when it comes to film making.

And Lucas made those to make money, stop being so goddamn naive. They weren't a fucking passion project if that's what you think, which was later proven by Lucas himself when he sold the franchise to the highest bidder

>>81616970
I was wrong, George. You are Star Wars, and seeing your creation now has made me realize that you shouldn't have given it to that Mouse.

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Many millenia ago, a family visited uncharted planet.

There, a Force sensitive tree has grown up. A boy and a girl visited it. They were the first humanoids that felt the Force .
Kids start to develop strange powers while standing near a mysterious tree.
The boy then apparently kills the girl and falls to the Dark Side, but she actually survives thanks to the powers of the tree and becomes the founder of the Jedi order.


The founder of the Jedi order eventually died, but promissed what has become a Jedi legend, that she will return as a "Chosen" in time that nobody knows, and should be trained by the Jedi to bring the balance back.

She was granted the spirit survival after death,

while the brother has seeked the way of immortality in flesh, as his spirit can't survive death.

The boy , his survival, is main reason of lost of balance in the Force.
Only demise of brother can bring back the balance in the Force.

The Jedi order has spent millenia in seeking to train the "Chosen One" as only the trained Chosen will bring the balance to the Force. They trained millions.

Rey is probably the incarnation of the Founder of Jedi.

Anakin was false "chosen one" designed by Snoke, in order to eradicate the Jedi.The reason was to kill all the Jedi, and to prevent the training of any eventual reincarnation of the "Chosen one".

>>81627343
He sold the franchise because the fans cast him out. he knew the franchise was dead as long as we was associated it so he sold it to keep it alive for the fans.
now we're stuck with this soulless pandering trash.

>>81627343
He wanted to make money with the franchise ever since he renamed Star Wars episode iv and titled the second movie, episode V. Star wars has always been a cash grab from the beginning.

>>81616970
I miss you, George, even after you had raped Indiana Jones.

>>81619000
>>81623327
>>81619092
>>81617007
>TREE
I don't understand. What's so bad about the tree?

>>81627530
Lol you sound like a 14 year old. You'll see shit like this for what or is when you get older

>>81627548
This. Anyone who can't see that is retarded

>>81627643
its that stupid tree that christians talk about with the snake and the humans. except the kikes that write this shit are genderswapping roles to corrupt the next generation of moviegoers into some inverse satanic nigger loving mindset so they can make billions of dollars off of minorities who might not go pay for the ticket otherwise

>>81622797
>1 good film
>THX 1138
>American Graffiti
>Star Wars
>Revenge of the Sith

>>81627687
Keep shilling for disney cuck.

>>81627740
I don't even think they're good, you absolute idiot. They're just better than the trash that were the prequels.

>shill

You're beyond stupid.

>>81627740
>SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL SHILL
get a new argument, /pol/ cuck.

>>81627343
The issue here is that the prequels would have been neat had Lucas not directed them. Lucas should be that man who remains in the shadows, giving ideas so others can actually make them happen. But he does that well.