Peep Show Thread

Four Naan Jeremy? Four?

>>81614590
that wasn't very christmassy

How does Mark manage to fuck up every single part of his life?

>>81614590
Baked beans is pasta sauce!

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Naughty slutty mummy.

Mommy, coffee, fucky hurry uppy

Nazilove. I'm a nutter.

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Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savory, white's the treat. Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown toast

>tfw no Big Suze gf

>>81615643
>the no Johnson bf

>>81615643
>tfw no Super Hans friend

Also the Goth chick from The Borrowers is top tier Peep Show fapbait

I'm sorry if I didn't do it right and I'm sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don't necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing. But if there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?

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>>81614590

>>81615643
baka desu

>>81616350
this desu senpai

>>81615611
who is this semon demen?

>>81616350
I'm going to be Johnson's Queen! If the public will accept me, I'm going to be Johnson's Queen!

>>81616600
Seconded, she's like a younger, hotter version of Jamelia.

>>81616600

https://www.instagram.com/jazzma_kendrick/?hl=en

>>81614861
>I went abit crazy so we can have one and a half naan each

>>81616434
>tfw had a super hans friend

its fun until the drugs really take hold and they become just run of the hill junkies who you cant be around anymore cause theyre crazy and constantly getting in trouble

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>Sophie Lara Winkleman (born 5 August 1980) is an English actress. As the wife of Lord Frederick Windsor, son of Queen Elizabeth II's first cousin Prince Michael of Kent, she is formally referred to as Lady Frederick Windsor

wtf Big Suze is actual royalty

no wonder shes all fucking posh

>>81616434
>>81617473
>tfw have a super hans uncle

>>81617529
Bloody hell

>>81617529
She doesn't look very English. What's her ethnicity?

>>81618428
She's a jew

>>81618428
Sophie (((Winkleman)))

Just started this show last week. It's really awesome! Why is Johnson so perfect ;_;

Poor me, poor me, POUR ME another bottle

>>81618428
>Winkleman
She's about as white as the Dutch
>>81618531
>>81618542
>Can't even spot a Jew properly

>>81618611
both of her parents are jews, you mong

>>81618686
Only the father is a Jew and that doesn't count even amongst the Jews themselves

>>81618782
Cindy Black is a jew as well

>>81618782
She's maybe not Jewish according to custom, but ethnically she's Jewish.

>>81618873
You're confusing it, Claudia's mother was the Jew

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>>81619102
both of their mothers are jews m8

>>81618531
>>81618542
This makes sense.
>>81618611
>>81618611
>She's about as white as the Dutch
This doesn't. Dutch are really white, with light hair and light eyes. This woman doesn't look Dutch.

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>luxury milk from the human cow

>tfw everybody laughs at mark for being an autismo
>tfw his life is actually interesting as fuck
>good job
>nice flat
>semi-regular women and sex
>keep failure jez around to make yourself feel better

>>81622951
>>good job
>>nice flat
I pity you

>>81617529
>Big Suze is posh IRL
>David Mitchell is Mark Corrigan IRL
Pottery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFJvRC12oeI

>>81623068
You have to keep in mind you're most likely talking to a britcuck. To them, not living in a 300 square foot uninsulated war time shack is "nice" and any job at all is considered "good".

>>81623985
I am a 'britcuck'. I earn a pretty modest salary but work doing something I love live a nice life in a well-sized home with a qt gf. Mark and Jez's flat is the kind of thing you can afford if you're on minimum wage or benefits. Mark's job is probably fairly well salaried but the fact that he lives in a shithole probably suggests he either hoards savings or doesn't give a shit about having a nice life.