Star Wars Celebration - The Last Jedi

Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
The Last Jedi - female main character
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - brand new entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

Is Star Wars finished?

first for bane

>>81613431
men are boring desu

>>81613431
wtf i hate white males now

>>81613431
Finished how?
Money wise? No
Maybe in the minds of /pol/acks who are afraid of women it is finished.

REY BTFO

BTFO
T
F
O

>she didn't do any training

MARY SUE

Could Hamill BE anymore based?

Probably not.

wew Mark

>>81613575
You don't find it odd at all that an audience cheers for a character's first name just because it's not male? That doesn't seem like an over-correction?

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reminder

SPACIS WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

Mark can't hide his utter disdain for The Force Awakens.

>you people

typical racist white male

>>81613635
Sure, I can see that.
But Star Wars is by no means finished

>>81613651
Of what?

EWAN WHEN

>>81613651
Palpatine did nothing wrong?

>>81613707
exactly

>>81613668
Space Sis (ter)

>>81613635
It's a con they're just screaming socially.

>>81613684
sheev did nothing wrong

>>81613635
>You don't find it odd at all that an audience cheers
of course not, they are american and that's what americans do

>>81613679
That's hyperbolic, but it's quite a different franchise than what it was. Naturally, but unfortunately.

>HERE WE GO

>that poster
MY FUCKING DICK

STRONK

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HOLY SHIT

Very cool.

Woaah a rehash poster

Looks like a video game poster

LUKE IS FUCKING DEAD

If rey goes dark/driver goes light that will completely redeem the shitheap vii was in my eyes

>>81613800
thats a big multi colored sword

>>81613800
>blue becomes red
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>81613800
>Luke's head is double the size of Kylo's
what a pile of wank

TRAILER !!!

>All this wait for a poster

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

YAAAS FREE SHIT

HERE IT COMES

>>81613800
>LUKE IN THE RED

This crowd is great.

>OF COURSE THERE IS A TRAILER

MY DICK IS DIAMONDS

>>81613810
It looks like a video game DLC advertisement, that's worse

Cuts to black. They trolled me good there. Thought it wasn't gonna be on the stream.

>that was all

um... ok i guess

Meh.

At least there'll be a space battle.

What a shit trailer

Shit trailer

/tv/ ON SUICIDE WATCH. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS EPIC

Great, it's fucking nothing

Star Wars VII-2

Kill me

>>81613407
the trailer was quite disappointing.

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>It's time for the Jedi to end

mfw

The first half of that trailer was so good, then it turned to colorized explosions in space. Why does only JJ know what a contemporary Star Wars movie should look like?

ITS TIME FOR THE WHITE MEN TO END

STRONG WOMEN ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS SHIT. I WASTED AN HOUR AND A HALF OF MY LIFE FOR THIS. FUCK DISNEY. FUCK RIAN JOHNSON. FUCK LUCASFILM. FUCK EVERYONE THAT LETS THESE PEOPLE RAPE THEM FOR THEIR TIME AND MONEY.

>>81613963
>>81613965
>>81613986
>>81613995
>>81613998
What did you want? The whole plot in the trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

>>81613965
>five seconds of space battle as an establishing shot
>cut to interior of the ship in a maintenance bay
>Rose is quickly and confidently reassembling components while her white male colleague stumbles and trips carrying parts
>Rose: "Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse!"

>AT-AT's in the background in a white environment

UH OH

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WE

>FORCE TREE IS REAL


HOLY FUCK GOD DAMNIT NO

>>81614087
something that i didnt expect.

>>81613407
Luke is gonna die in this 100%. Rey will be the last jedi.

She will be tasked with destroying the anything to do with jedi.

Star wars sucks now.

>>81613838

This

>>81613800
who's the guy on the right?

>>81614166
what's the Force tree? Heard rumors about it but no idea why people think its terrible

>>81614205
Kylo Ren

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>>81614166

>>81614167
The precious?

>>81614144
The trailer starts with Rey after getting raped by Luke kek

>>81614220
That's what he looks like without the mask?
fucking christ...

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>>81614096
> force tree

oh god don't tell me that shit script WAS REAL

>>81614167
Like what? It's a movie for 12 year olds. Ask George.

>>81614312
Quick rundown of the leaked spoilers

>>81614308
You didn't see TFA?

>>81613762
>cheer
We clap, you faggot

>>81614342
I was hoping he was gonna be mutilated from that wound, not a diddy scar like that

>>81614228
K I N O

>>81614342
Spotted the edgy faggot

>No new lightsabers

it's like they don't want to sell toys

>>81613838
> a girl being a villain
kind of misogynistic isnt it?

>>81614342
>face slashed with a lighsaber
>little dinky pencil line scar

Can't have our villain looking too hideous, can we?

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APOLOGIZE

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>>81614387
>post a picture

>get called an edgy faggot

>>81614392
>The Jedi academy was basically fucking space Hogwarts

what did Disney mean by this?

>>81614428
N-no thanks.

looks alright

>>81614087

Something not happening on Earth

I don't care about green screens, all these landscapes are boring. It's happening in an other galaxy for fuck's sake

>>81614437
He meant Kylo Ren, anon.

>>81613590
She did you faggot

>Rey ends up training LUKE

wew

>>81614392
flashback of Kino Ren killing Jedi?

>>81614392
How did Kylo start the fire

>>81614342
>no yellow eyes

He can still be saved

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Somebody post that fucking rumors, fuck he was right.

>>81614342
I see his extended training didn't involve constructing a stable lightsaber.

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this actually looks boring as fuck

am I getting too old for this place or do you people just like garbage?

It was the exact same as the last fucking trailer nothing looks different

>Space Hogwarts destroyed by space Dylan Roof
>stronk womxn lead the good guys
>the future is female™

>>81614546
Nobody here is being overtly positive. Stop trying to act superior.

>>81614467
I honestly can't believe I'm surprised to be reading something this fucking stupid. What kind of vista would you expect if it's not on earth or greenscreened?

>>81614536
Is that Captain Plasma?

>What kind of sequel u want senpai
>just gimme dat full kínematograpßia

>Be son of the Chosen One
>Blow up planet killing moon-sized weapon
>Make Out with your hot sister
>Defeat the Chosen One and redeem him
>Defeat the most powerful Sheev
>Almost single-handedly save the entire galaxy
>Get old
>Hang out with tree for 20 years
>Get told by stronk womyn

>>81614474
How did you come to this conclusion?

>>81614586
Do you not see the cape and the different color to the armor compared to the troopers next to her?

>>81614586
yep

>>81614533
>Somebody post that fucking rumors, fuck he was right.

IT'S TRUE
ALL OF IT

https://www.comicbookmovie.com/sci-fi/star_wars/rumor-new-leaked-plot-details-for-star-wars-episode-viii-a142676

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Are we going to see Luke fuck shit up in an X-Wing?

>>81614546
actually the TFA trailer was really well done. desptie the movie being shit.
and thats because the trailer never showed any of the bad parts from the actual movie.

>>81614611
I dunno lol ;^)

>>81614389
Just you wait

see >>81614584

>>81613407
WTF with harry potter style music arrangement?

>>81614491
he was born in it

>>81614578
Meant to say I wouldn't care if the whole movie was shot with green screens rather than a outdoor set

>>81614647
I get that refarence ;)

>>81614698
rehashing empire I see

>>81614636
by fucking god that story is horrible

>Rey turns to the dark side and teams up with Kylo
>Luke goes apeshit and kills everyone

they should do this

>>81614698
Yeah, so? Oh, wait, I know, lel RLM meme.

>>81614698
AT-ATs?
I know those, therefore this is good.

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>>81614698
OH MY GOD

FUCK YEA

STAR WARS

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IT'S SO BAD HOLY FUCK
MY SIDES
AAHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>81614657
If it was something like that, they'd probably have featured her as a Knight of Ren in this trailer

Get a cool looking new saber out in the very first trailer so you can slap it all over merchandise in a month or two

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>>81614533
>>81614351

basically:

-Hayden and Ewan are the only PT actors to have very small roles, Anakin mentions padme.

-Billy dee Williams has a small part

-First half is slow/building up for the later half. most of Rey’s scenes are to do with training and exploring the force myth, Finn with Poe go on a detective like mission to find more about the first order.

-snoke is new, but has influences from old EU characters

-Rey doesn't turn evil in this movie.

-captain phasma turns good

-the knights of ren appear to fight luke and rey on achto.

-the "force tree" is nothing but Lukes home. It used to be a Jedi memorial idol.
-the final duel is on planet with a surface that youd see under water, but its not submerged. Kind of like a muddy, wet wasteland, theres also a crashed star destroyer (Kylo Rens). The final participants are Luke and Rey vs. Kylo Ren and his Knights of Ren.

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>>81614793
>>81614724
>>81614698

Look at all these people that just repeat everything that some old e-celeb says on their Youtube channel.

>>81614087
>training
>pseudointellectual garbage about jedi
>bad ending
>last flash in movie shows "hope"

just watch episode 5

>>81614899
>criticizing the use of references as a substitute to actual plot is trademarked by a youtube channel

wew

>>81614898
>The final participants are Luke and Rey vs. Kylo Ren and his Knights of Ren.

I can't help but imagine the fight in Civil War...

>>81614636
Aside from them dropping Rey being a Skywalker, what's the problem? They've already revealed in fucking Clone Wars that the light side is represented by a chick and the dark side by a guy.

>>81614898
Nah the trailer matches he's upwith the leaked script more than anything rey turns baddy at the last hurdle sadly

>>81614144
was it rape?

>>81614996
That was a dream you idiot.

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missing me yet ?

>>81615051
>Dreams
>In Star Wars
>That don't mean anything
Come on, anon. You're grasping for straws here. What is the actual problem?

>Leia 'Help me Obi wan"
>Rey "Light"
>The Senate "......dark side"
>Rey "Darkness"
>Unknown "Gibberish"
>Rey "Balance"

Help me out anons?

I thought the trailer was weak it tried really hard to get an emotional response and fell flat on its face.

And thats coming from a huge star wars lover.

>>81615054
more than anything..

im so sorry george. this is karma for turning against you.

>>81615054
Everyday, more and more

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>>81615054
Yes I do.
I'd rather watch prequels.

>watch the trailer
>feel nothing but apathy

I wish them the best but I'm out.

>>81615139

you should , no enjoy your shitty rehash

>>81615054
I never will.

Can we all just agree that TFA was the tightest shit and TLJ will suck?

70% on RT confirmed

>>81615054
Prequels were absolute shit but at least he tried something new.

The fake teaser trailer with Kylo was honestly better

This trailer showed fuck all, also makes it seem like Finn is fucking dead or something

>>81615195
>was the tightest shit

You're white stop talking like that. It's embarrassing.

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Miss me yet, fuckheads?

>>81615263
Yes. Please come back.

>>81615054
george I'm so sorry :(

>>81615263
No, you didn't give me any new vehicles.

>>81615263
Everyday, more and more.

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>>81614399

>entered the 'serialisation' era of movies
>glorified TV on the big screen
>basically just watched an advert for a big budget TV episode
>lightyears away from matching the kino of New Hope or Empire Strikes Back

Star Wars is dead. Bury it. Consider this apathy.

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>>81614308
did you not see TFA?

and yeah, he's supposed to look goofy without the mask, the entire point is that he's kind of a wimpy tryhard who's putting on the mask so he can pretend he's tough

I'm sure a big part of his arc in episode VIII will be him finding his footing as an antagonist in his own right and not just leaning on Vader's legacy

I fucking hate Star Wars.

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>>81615324
and also the landing craft for troopers at the beginning

>>81614698
AT-ATs
>AT-ATs
AT-ATs
>AT-ATs
AT-ATs
>AT-ATs
AT-ATs
>AT-ATs
AT-ATs
>AT-ATs

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>>81615263
JJ "whitest fucking room in the history of time" Abrams
JJ "George-kun I love you but fuck you the Prequels are shit" Abrams

How about no.

A lot of these shots feel custom made for the trailer rather than actual scenes from the film.

Disney is marketing this exactly the same as TFA. Some of the footage in this trailer just looks like recreated shots from the first EP VII teaser, too. Also, the whole Luke voiceover trailer gimmick just isn't cutting it anymore Disney.

Disappointed, but we'll see.

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IT AIN'T TREE. AIN'T TREE. I'M NO FORCE SENSITIVE SON

>>81615374
Kylo's getting a redemption arc

The Asian chick being Finn's love interest pretty much confirms the leaks

What a boring ass trailer, shows nothing

>>81615585
teaser*

>>81613431
I blame Kathleen Kennedy.

>>81613407

Can't wait for nonexistant character building, zero exposition, nonsensical character decisions, winks and quips at the camera, and brainless action scenes.

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http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/77897929/

>"Preliminary drafts of episode VIII showed Rey finding the truth of the Force: An obscure planet on the very edge of the Galaxy containing what is called the "Force Source". As she lands the Millennium Falcon and races to find this source in order to find clues on stopping the revised First Order, she discovers the "Mother Tree". In the ancient past, the Mother Tree gave birth to the first sentient beings, brother and sister. Sister was given the task of creating new life that would spread to other planets, and Brother was created in order to serve and assist Sister. But Brother became jealous and wanted to rule over Sister and create life himself, so in a rage they fought and both died of their wounds. Mother Tree released their energy into the galaxy, and Brother's life energy became the Dark Side while Sister's became the Light Side, with Mother Tree hoping one day that Sister would eventually find the way of being reborn and tasking her rightful place in the Galaxy again as intended

>Like the leaks said, the Force originated with that tree on that planet, boy kills girl because he is jealous of her, the male spirit becomes the dark side and the feminine becomes the light side, Rey is the reincarnation of the whole light side

>Snoke is old as all fuck
>scarred to shit
>Goddammit, he's the original fucking son. Save this goddamn post.

>>81615913
but Rogue One is already out on blu-ray, anon, you don't have to wait at all!

Transformers: The Last Knight looks a lot better to be honest.

so was that a "teaser" or a trailer? either way it was underwhelming. the 2 teasers and trailer for TFA were way better.

>>81616088
Baykino.

>>81615995
but thats awful?

>>81615995
|>male spirit becomes the dark side and the feminine becomes the light side
Nah, that's bait. They wouldn't go so far with the women from venus men from germany 1939 narrative.

>>81616229
>They wouldn't go so far with the women from venus men
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
Also, in TCW, Light side was female, Dark side was male. The force was an old dude, that's true.

>>81616229
have you seen what they've done to star wars now? it's a pandering mess constantly talking about feminism and strong female characters. this would just be the final nail in the coffin.

WOMEN GOOOOD
MEN BAAAAAD

>>81615995
So either Snoke will say to Kylo I AM YOUR FATHER!
or Kylo will say to Rey - I AM YOUR BROTHER!

>>81614898
confirmed no Billy Dee in TLJ

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>>81615995
>midichlorians

>>81614392

Here's hoping that R2-D2 and C-3PO won't just be glorified cameos this time around.

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Small Talk with Warwick Davis supposed to start 10 minutes ago
wtf where is my meme midget!!

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>>81617881
oh here he is