STAR WARS CELEBRATION - THE LAST JEDI PANEL LIVE THREAD

>>81613407

>>81613403
>Oh boy oh boy oh boy, a company is releasing a new advertisement for their latest product!
>I LOOOVE products!

>my wifes son
what did he mean by this?

>My Dog

IT'S A MARK IS DRUNK AGAIN EPISODE

>>81613403
>TRAILER SOON

Trailer fucking when?

>>81613526
Is that a Reddit Leddit Memeia reference?

Mark is a better writer than Shitshit Ramjews

>>81613564
>daugh....
he was gonna say daughter

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>MY WIFES SON
HAMILL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE /OURGUY/

>>81613586

after the panel

>my daugh-
OH FUCK

>>81613403
any story leaks of Star Wars 8 yet?

Fucking love when Hamill calls out TFA on it's bullshit

Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
The Last Jedi - female main character
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - brand new entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

Is Star Wars finished?

Fuck you Disney fuck you kikkenigger, now i need to look at all of those faggy SW threads on my /tv/ every year

SPACE SIS

*SILENCE*

>>81613620
>star wars needs more of that sweet sweet cock
>6 movies isn't enough

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I fucking love Mark Hamill.

>Mark just confirmed he dies in this movie

JUST

>>81613654
He is based as fuck

SPONSORED CONTENT

>>81613620

baaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww i am an autist who can't identify with a person of the opposite gender

>>81613403
Mark Hamil :you need to buy the videogames the comic books in order to get the full story goyim.

Lucasfilm Ceo - Wtf Hamil, we aren't supposed to play the kike card yet,

"Mark is so valuable"

Hamil: Oh yeah Rey is my daughter

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>/tv/ is about to be flooded with starshit

MAN THE GATES

>>81613654
who is he pointing at?

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/OURGUY/

>>81613644
shill

>>81613654
Cool guy

>>81613691
You, champ

anyone knows when is "Not a Hero" coming out?

>>81613680
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER

>>81613691
God

JOKER CONFIRMED TO BE FORGETTABLE ROLE

MARK FUCKING HATES CAPESHIT. BASED

>>81613627
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>If it weren't for you I wouldn't be here right now
He doesn't mean that in a good way, he knew that if he turned down coming back the fans would eat him alive. He was hoping that Ford would bail out first so he could have an excuse.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Hamill's got tremors already, he's really ill and infirm

TRAILER TIME

TRAILER

ITS HAPPENING

HERE IT IS

>>81613745
CAPESHIT BTFO'D IN MERE SECONDS

>poster!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who here /never watched ANY starshit/?

Feels good

>>81613718
SUMMON THE JANITORS

KINO

>luke in the red


no....

>just a poster

JUST

OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING STAR WARS POSTER I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS

KINO POSTER

>aping tron and the old flicks
YIKES CITY

That is a cool poster.

POSTER...

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

BLUE SABER INTO RED

REY CONFIRMED SITH

Where is Adam Driver?

A SHITTY POSTER? THATS IT?

FUCK YOU ALL

who is the old bitch with the mic? is she jewish

That poster is a thousand times better than The Shit Awakens

This is some seriously cringey shit.

Fucking sick poster, at least they got something right

>>81613819
How fucking autistic are you?

OOOOOOOOH MYYY GOOOOOD IT'S A STAR WARS POSTEEEEEEEEEEER I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUM

OH WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>81613821
K I N O
K
I
N
O

>blue saber turning red

>>81613821
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HERE WE GO

>>81613821
>there can only be one

>>81613821
That looks dumb as shit.

ITS TIME

UNLEASH THE DICK

>>81613821
Really interesting visual design. Shame about the special needs jedi being the focus.

>disney

I was actually baited that their might not be a trailer

>Every single one of you? GETS one of those!

WOW MERCH I FEEL SO LUCKY

ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!!

HAPPENING

JUST RELEASE THE TRAILER

I need that gif of Rich Evans stroking his R2D2 dick, stat

>>81613403
HERE IT IS

>>81613823
Kathleen Kennedy. She's the head of the studio. She's the most Jewish Irish Catholic on the planet.

>>81613821
>the saber turns red

Hopes confirmed Rey turning darkside.

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STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GODD LOOK AT DAISYYYYYYY

>>81613893

ITS NOTHING

I HEARD SHEEVS VOICE

I WANNA INSEMINATE DAISY

holy shit podracing

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>>81613821
Genuinely looks fanmade

already here faggots

https://youtu.be/zB4I68XVPzQ
https://youtu.be/zB4I68XVPzQ
https://youtu.be/zB4I68XVPzQ

THE GREY JEDI

That was shit
Why was I excited lol

THAT WAS SHIT

LUKE GOING ROGUE

TY BASED RIAN JOHNSON

>>81613941
that was quick

>>81613821
Tron?

THE FORCE TREE IS REAL HOLY FUCK NOOOOOOO

>Time for the Jedi to end
What did he mean by this?

HOTH 2.0

IT'S TIME FOR WHITE MEN TO END

Everyone in that crowd is sad as fuck.

As are all of you.

Um wow what a shitty trailer

IT'S TIME

FOR THE STRAIGHT WHITE MALE HERO

TO END

HAHAHAHAAH THE LEAKED SCRIPT WITH THE CORRECT TITLE WAS 100% CORRECT

HAHAHAHAAH THE LEAKED SCRIPT WITH THE CORRECT TITLE WAS 100% CORRECT

HAHAHAHAAH THE LEAKED SCRIPT WITH THE CORRECT TITLE WAS 100% CORRECT

HAHAHAHAAH THE LEAKED SCRIPT WITH THE CORRECT TITLE WAS 100% CORRECT

HAHAHAHAAH THE LEAKED SCRIPT WITH THE CORRECT TITLE WAS 100% CORRECT

WOW, IT'S FUCKING NOTHING: THE TRAILER.

Shit trailer

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>IT'S TIME FOR THE JEDI TO END
KINO
I
N
O

LITERALLY NOTHING

Just as everyone predicted they're redoing the battle of Hoth. Great. Fucking EPIC YASSS~!!!!

>>81613973
It's not going to be a malicious "kill them all" kind of end. He means to end the order because the jedi throw the force off-balance just as much as the sith.

>>81614001
post it

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>Force tree

NONONONONONO

Looks like Kylo got so butthurt he broke his Grandpa's helmet.

>>81614001
link faggot

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>AT ATS


I hate everyone

>>81614001
Really? How?

>no Jedi
>MUH BALANCE
GREAT JOB KILLING THE FRANCHISE DISNEY
WE SPACE WITCHERS NAO

WOW
IT
WAS
LITERALLY
NILL

Jedi were intrinsically patriarchal and imbalanced. Daisy will make all things new and more diverse.

>>81613941
meh

>FORCE TREE

AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS TRUE ALL OF IT

>it's time for the jedi to end
good riddance

>LIGHT. DARKNESS. THE BALANCE


Wow, deep. What did she mean by this?

>it's time for the Jedi to end

What did he mean by this?

>>81614037
HERES THE QUICK RUN DOWN

LEIA DIES
LUKE DIES
REYS REAL NAME IS HELANA AND SHE WAS PART OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN
THE FUCKING TREE
SNOKE DITCHES KYLO

that sucked

When did Star Wars music start to sound like some gay Harry Potter shit? The music used to be epic.

Williams' score sounds incredible

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>TIME FOR THE JEDI TO END

LUKE= NEW KREIA

the british accent really makes me cringe. star wars is an AMERICAN tradition. fucking british faggots should only ever be the dark side. fuck why

DAY 2

Why's everyone talking about the force tree?
I didn't notice one in the trailer?

Boring

>>81614080
williams composed harry potter's soundtrack

>>81614060

I need a quick rundown about the tree

WHAT THE FUCK?WASNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE A FULL TRAILER?

>They're going for the "balance of the Force is equal parts Light and Dark sides" bullshit
This isn't how the Force works!

I guess Luke realises that the pure goodness of the Jedi will lead to unbalance
you noeed both good and bad to be in balance

Holy fuck it was all true.

the perfect Rey will have to guide Luke back into the light.

holy fucking shit star wars is over.

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>AT-ATs
>TIE fighters
>X-Wings

>>81614075
>LEIA DIES
Already confirmed false, she's appearing in Episode 9

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>>81614115

>>81614097
Yeah she sounded retarded.

>>81614090
more like the new Sheeve.

>>81614075
FUCKING TREE

>IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER

He means the force tree, right? Because it's a big tree for him

>>81614035
>I KNOW THAT! I'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE! I'M SUCH A NERD!

>balancing the force
>by killing all the jedi and sith

Based Luke

>no one ITT has mentioned that you can hear Palpatine, Yoda, and Obi-Wan throughout the trailer

I heard that shit on my laptop speakers at 50% volume. Retards, all of you.

YOU THOUGHT THAT A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE.
TOO BAD ITS THE CURRENT SPACE YEAR AND A STRAIGHT WHITE FEMALE WAS THE REAL CHOSEN ONE ALL ALONG.

i bet theres gonna be a fucking jean grey phoenix force scene with rey.

>>81614128
They even proved that's bullcrap with the Bendu.

WTF ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
THERE WAS NOT A FUCKING TREE IN THE TRAILER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81614075
the tree is luke's home though
what you see is obviously a "bookshelf"

>>81614133
force ghost 2.0 dumb nigga

>>81614097
>who is obi wan kenobi?
fuck you you meme'ing faggot

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>>81613941
wut

>>81614128
Balance of the warp is equal parts of Emperor and Chaos worship

>>81614080
when you've heard it used in 8 different movies.

>>81614173
Yea we heard we just didn't care. What do you expect they'll be in the movie now?

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>yfw they trilogy won't have been Rey becoming a Sith while Kylo redeems himself and becomes a Jedi

JUST

I'm more excited about RLM's parody of everyone overreacting to the trailer than I am the movie itself.

>Rey has to guide Luke back into the fight
So she's still a Mary Sue with absolutely no faults or character flaws.

Bravo Disney.

>>81614097
She just sounds and looks derpy overall. Her being British is incidental.

>>81614173
I heard obi-wan and yoda but not sheev

>>81614080
when you stopped paying your SWTOR sub

0:30 for quicker eargasm

https://youtu.be/gsCfCUVxxE8

FORCE TREE
ANAKIN AND LUKE AND WHITE MALES AND DRUMPF BTFO
WYMON STRONG

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>"we need a new plotline for ep8"
>"err.... new deathstar?"
>"that's brilliant!"

>>81614191
Yes there was it had the book.

so one of the leaks was..real?

Was there a leaked script?

>>81614130
Can't wait for that scene halfway through the movie where Luke is miserable and wants to give up and Rey is all defiant

>NO! I REFUSE TO QUIT! I'LL SAVE THE GALAXY ALL BY MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!

WHATS THE TREE EVERYONES TALKING ABOUT

Who is flying the Falcon? Chewbacca?

>>81614197

what kind of tree is this? An eucalyptus tree?

>>81614133
And? Han solo was supposed to appear in this one too when it was first announced

>>81614235
Sheev was the first voice you can hear. I'm pretty sure, might be wrong. It could've been Yoda.

>>81614115

Rumored spoiler from almost a year ago.

https://www.comicbookmovie.com/sci-fi/star_wars/rumor-new-leaked-plot-details-for-star-wars-episode-viii-a142676

>>81614097
yeah why the fuck did they make Ben Kenobi British

>>81614243
holy fucking shit is this real

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So is that really all there is? They must be working damn hard in post!

>>81614257
Guarantee that fucking happens.

Why do you think Mark Hamill looks miserable and drunk on stage?

He knows it's shit, just like TFA.

>>81614243
>the empire is building a super weapon
THOSE REBELS WONT EVER SEE ANOTHER ONE COMING.

>>81614173
Honestly who fucking cares at this point?

>>81614243
BRAVO
R
A
V
O

for fuck's sake

>>81614243
That's from Rogue One, dipshit

Man, Kylo looked pretty reasonable considering half his head got chopped; he's basically Snake Plisken by the looks of it. I'd hoped his face was super fucked up.

>>81613627
Clsssic banter

Trailer was ASS. Star Wars is just boring without Vader as the villain, that's why everything after the OT sucks.

>>81614294

Star Wars trailers have always been very vague and not spoilered anything

pretty good actually, too many modern trailers spoiler too much stuff and then people whine about that

there's literally nothing wrong with trees

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Jedi temple for sure.

>>81614207
Didn't you see the poster? the lightsaber she's holding turning red? it's practically confirmed that Snoke is going after that pussy.

weak trailer. the way they're hiding this movie is just boring

>>81614001
No it wasn't. There's no maintenance worker named Rose in there, and none of the lines from the trailer are there.

>>81614173
Like anyone gives a shit anymore. They'll jam in anything iconic to play on peoples nostalgia and get hipsters interested.

>>81614331
Fuck you, faggot. Kylo Ren was a more interesting villain than Vader ever was in the whole OT.

>>81614173
What, did you expect us to all squelch like redditors because we heard obiwan voice? It's literally there to goad manchildren like you into getting more 'hype'

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>It's time for the Jedi to end

Lucasarts you fucking hacks

>lol i dont care about the character just the fact that shes female is good enough for me! WOMEN POWER!!!!

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>>81614371
Hope this is the New Republic.

ME PERSONALLY I LOVE IT

>yfw it was real

>>81614408
$100 says Rey is a sith with amnesia.

>>81614393

Really getting tired of this meme.

DARTH PLAGUEIS Theme at the end

FUCK

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Shhhh Finn is sleeping

>>81614407
It's okay that you're deaf, I just pointed it out for people like you. Calm down.

Guys who says "It's time for the Jedi to end" is it Kylo or is it Luke?

>>81614341
you've never seen the revenge of the sith or the empire strikes back trailers

>>81614408
>I'm a fedora who didn't actually understand Kreia

fuck off, she never actually wanted to kill the Jedi or the Force, learn to read between the lines and question what you're told (i.e. the entire fucking lesson she tries to teach you)

>>81614475
Luke

>>81614393
The fact that Vaders past was fague and mysterious made him interesting and great. Nobody cares about some emo fag that wants to be edgy and dark for no reason like Kylo.

>>81614432
VERY COOL

>>81614475
Luke

>>81614440
I'd take that bet it's too predictable and made even less likely now the Force Tree is all but confirmed.

>>81614422
>other factions aside from rebels, sorry- 'resistance 'and empire- sorry 'first order'
get fucking real buddy its just more rebels.
the political space opera of star wars died with lucas

meh

>copying kotor 2 storyline
>rey not knowing how to use the force and needing to be trained in it even though she was better than kylo at using it

wew lad

>>81614408
>implying this isn't a good thing

I'm fully prepared for Kreia mode "the force is a cancer" Luke.

>>81614419
How many people do you think are cosplaying as the character that was released five minutes ago?

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>>81614464
FORCE TREE CONFIRMED
REY IS THE *REAL* CHOSEN ONE CONFIRMED
just fuck my franchise up senpai

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>>81614483
https://youtu.be/sYkHD9y8EqI

>>81614448
Vader was a fucking black aside for two scenes in ESB and other two escenes on RotJ.

>>81614475
Luke you retard

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haha what if rey was a sith and she tortured you with the force haha

>>81614483

so you want the trailer to spoil stuff? are you a pleb?

>>81614484
Yeah, and that's what Luke probably means as well.

>>81614486
>>81614493
But why would Luke say such a thing? He is a Jedi? And isn't he going to be training Rey to become a Jedi?

>>81614475
Its Revan

>>81613526
yeah i hear ya man, i also hate myself and need to make sure no one else enjoys things

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>>81614511
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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>>81614458
>thinken bout chiken

>>81614514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UnjrG_N8hU

>>81614511
There's no force tree.
The tree is just where Luke keeps his things.

Man this guy is really trying hard not to talk to male cis non-disabled nerds

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>>81614440
So which one was she? I'm going with grenade head because the entire development team really liked that design.

Does /tv/ have a watching guide for Rebels?

I am enjoying every episode but would prefer to skip the filler.

>>81614511
>see a tree on set that gets shot for the movie
>make up some bullshit rumor to get clicks on your site
>get surprised that a thing that was on set during filming shows up in the movie

What fucking retards you are

>>81614511
keep in mind the whole feminine force tree rumour is going off leaked photos.

>>81614584
Why do they have a tiny baby lightsaber?

Someone post the supposed leaked plot summary

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Is it all Luke that says the last line or does Kylo say "I only know one truth"?That sounded like Adam.

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>>81614440
She is

i hope ep9 is about Darth Bane murdering all these faggot characters

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>>81613403

Can someone honestly explain how they can give a shit about star wars anymore at this point?

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reminder that THIS is the so called leak for the tree bullshit

Oh boy I sure am excited after all the..things..that happened in the last movie. Things happened in the last movie, didn't they?

Oh wait, there were two. Yeh. I forgot about the second.

>>81614613
>all this egyptian river

why does kylo still have a retarded lightsaber

>>81614422
>new ships are just dumbed down Nebulon-B frigates

>>81614613
Yeah it's a totally random tree, totally not important or anything.

>>81614644
I'm rapidly approaching the point where I would rather watch the Prequels then anything Disney shits out.

>>81614633
it's luke

>>81614572
holy shit, they gave away the whole thing

Damn i used to really like star wars, but now it just doesn't have that magic anymore. the pandering has become too much.
honestly i hope it ends soon just bury it already.

>>81614617
Raided Yoda's home and stole it like Kylo stole Vader's helm?

>>81614672
This has been explained time and time again but you refuse to listen so why explain it again?

>>81614655
Why do you.. type.. like this.. you fucking faggot?

>>81614626
Three years after the destruction of the Death Star, the Rebel Alliance has been driven from their former base on Yavin IV by the Galactic Empire. The Rebels, led by Princess Leia, have set up their new base on the ice planet Hoth. The Imperial fleet, led by Darth Vader, continues to hunt for the Rebels’ new base by dispatching probe droids across the galaxy.

While investigating a potential meteor strike, Luke Skywalker is injured and captured by a wampa, a yeti-like creature. He manages to escape from its cave with his lightsaber, but soon succumbs to the brutally cold temperatures and collapses. The ghost of his late mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, instructs him to go to the Dagobah system to train under Jedi Master Yoda. He is found by Han Solo, who kills his tauntaun and uses its warmth to keep Luke warm while he sets up a shelter. Han and Luke make it through the night and are rescued by a search party.

>>81614634
That script doesn't fit any part of the trailer, nor is there the new character played by the chink woman in there. Someone just got really lucky with the name.

>>81614684
It's obviously important, but people are taking a leaked set photo and making up their own theories and publishing them as script leaks and people actually fall for it

>>81614572
>trailer is broken down into 3 acts

kek

>>81614735
The script was leaked before the tree photo was leaked.

>>81614732
hey, this sounds pretty good

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>>81614642

>>81614634
>Rey's mouth hangs agape

That's all the proof I need that it's real.

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>>81614001
>leia's last words are confirmed to be i know
lol i get this reference haha im such a nerd

>>81614422
Hey look an A Wing. Might be a good design in here after all.

Honestly I saw TFA when it came out...But I can't remember a damn thing from it...I remember I kind of liked it kind of didn't but now I just remember the ending of it turning to be Luke

Everything else I nearly completely forgot

Such a bland "safe" movie

>>81614710
You know, I could really see this happening. There's a merry band of Renknights and they all have a prominent Star Wars force user they're a fanboy of. It would allow them to re-use all the old shit and sell new toys at the same time.

>>81614702
Anthology films can still be good. R1 was alright, made me care about SW the way 7 didn't.

>>81614776
which site posted the "leak"

>>81613821
Is she, dare I say, a Rey of light?

I really want Rey to turn into a Sith while Kylo goes back to be a Jedi.

>>81614737
ywn put it in from behind while reyfu cries in pain begging for you to push deeper, filling her sweet tight pussy with your huge throbbing cock

>>81614732
>He is found by Han Solo, who kills his tauntaun
He doesn't kill the tauntaun you fuck. It's already dead from the cold when he slices it open.

What's with people breathing heavily in their trailers? That beginning was exactly like Finn in the first movie.

Rey: i want you to train me. can i learn the ways of the force?
Luke: Not from a Jedi.
Kylo: Its treason then.
*BB8 spins around*

>tfw rey isn't actually the last jedi and the lore will move beyond the dark side/light side dichotomy
I am 100% okay with this

>>81614837
Go edit wikipedia then you fuck

god damn what the hell happened to star wars?

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Are we gonna get more Flametroopers operating though? I just wanna see em burn some cunts

>>81613821
>removing the black guy from the poster
they want that chinese money real bad dont they

>>81614859
>implying nu-SW won't be about the diversity crew fighting the nazis
>implying it will have subtlety
Huh

Luke is now Kreia, just fuck my shit up.

>>81614732
>He is found by Han Solo, who kills his tauntaun
Kill yourself liar

>>81614796
Oh man this could actually happen. Ren scorched Yoda FX lightsaber only $200! Obi-Wans recovered Toilet seat only $59.99!

>>81614839
Replicating the natural ambience of their mouthbreather audience

>>81613821
Taking the mask off Kylo was a mistake.

It should've happened at Episode 9 or not at all.

>>81614886
We're bound to get at least 3 new Stormtrooper models in order to sell more toys.

>>81613403
Looks like the leaked script was real

>>81614726
Because I don't wanna say something stupid since I don't remember jack shit from the last two movies.

I'm sure stuff happened, but I haven't seen more forgettable movies.

Honestly is anyone actually excited for this?

Disney just seem to be destroying everything good about star wars and adding in some forced pandering crap.

>>81614869
george lucas

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>>81614886
As you order Master Adi-Mundi

>>81614869
Lucas sold it to Disney and put a feminist in charge of Lucasfilm.

>>81614923
I have a feeling his arch is going to be the most bland thing ever. He's going to get marginally redeemed and sacrifice himself either in this movie or the next to atone for his sins.

>>81614956
I'm okay with that if they look as good as Rogue One's new variants

Shame they never fucking do anything though

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>>81614905
Who's the Bao-Dur of nu-SW?

>>81614903
they couldn't have spelled it out any clearer though
>LIGHT.... DARK... THE BALANCE
>IT'S TIME FOR THE JEDI TO END

it's funny because shitposters will now give disneywars shit for 'ruining the franchise' or 'ruining jedi' whilst they'd probably be even more mad if it was a standard jedi/sith story with rey taking the jedi master mantle over from luke

oh, and you faggots talking about the supposed 'leaks' are literally worse than stacies talking about celebrity gossip, kys friends

>>81614859
Kylo is the last jedi

where did it all go wrong?

>>81614979
Lucas truly has gotten his revenge on the fans. I can't blame him either.

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OH MY GOOD, LOOK, IT'S A REFERENCE. ISN'T STAR WARS™ AWESOME? BUY YOUR TICKET NOW.

>>81615001
I didn't get that from the "trailer"

>>81614995

>white
>male
>alien
>skilled engineer war veteran

literally non existant

NEW THREAD

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>>81614859
>the lore will move beyond the dark side/light side dichotomy
No, the movie will introduce it. There never was a light/dark dichotomy in Star Wars. There was the Force, and people who abused its power, corrupting it into the Dark Side. The Force wasn't in balance when there was the same amount of Dark and Light in it. It was in balance when there was no Dark. Meanwhile, the new trilogy is fucking all this up by introducing a Light Side of the Force, and turning the balance into a yin-yang situation.

>>81615023

>they are literally rehashing the OT

wonder what that epic twist will be in TLJ

>>81614979
this quite genius really.

one last fuck you to the people who cast him out.
good riddance really, the fans were always cancer they deserve to be erased from the films turn into a pandering mess and bury it.

does anyone have a screencap of the catalogue when the trailer for TFA came out? i remember the entire thing being literally 70% pictures of the black guy.

>>81614973
>Burn those Vietcong commies to the crisp!
How did they get away with this?

>>81615097
with the other 30% being Kylo's lightsaber

>>81614859
>the lore will move beyond the dark side/light side dichotomy
Not going to happen. Every piece of new lore goes through Lucasarts story group and they hate that idea. They show off different Force wielding groups, but they are completely against the idea of "grey" Jedi and such.

>>81614792
Looks more like a jedi fighter than A-Wing

>>81614965
If you had, how would you know?

>>81615000
>TFA is a soft reboot of ANH
>WTF REHASH! FUCK DISNEY FUCK JEWJEW

>TLJ appears to be more cerebral and spiritual and blurs the lines between light and dark
>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY ARE THEY CHANGING TOO MUCH? FUCK DISNEY KIKES

it's almost like autistic contrarians on the internet have an agenda and will hate Disney Wars no matter what

>>81615386
We already saw bts photos of the A-wings, and you can see them in the hanger Poe and BB-8 run into as it explodes.

>>81615073
even though the 'light side' was never mentioned you can't deny that there has always been a sense of duality in terms of the way the force was presented, I guess the new films just simplify this disparity because it's logical for there to be a 'light' that contrasts to the 'dark'

I liked the whole subversion with kylo ren being tempted by the light side in TFA, it kind of put in perspective how subjective different interpretations of the force are

>>81615274
if they hate the idea so much, why did they allow for luke to spell out that the jedi must end? besides we're not talking about 'grey jedi', but the jedi as we know them vanishing to give rise to a new group that interprets the force differently

I know it's just a trailer and it doesn't give away the plot of the movie but it does present some themes that will be present in it, and clearly one of them is interpreting the force in a new way

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>>81614791
I'm going to clap so hard when I hear this line in theaters

>>81615090
he regretted it tho

>>81615461
>TLJ appears to be more cerebral and spiritual and blurs the lines between light and dark

its Empire Strikes Back rehash

hoth v2
shitty plot twist
finn is "carbonized"

cant wait to see Empire Strikes Back remaster in December

>>81613821
Luke dies, Rey turns to the dark side, Kylo turns to the light side.

>>81615037
>White

It's a fucking alien you spastic, they come in all colours.

>>81614617
It's prolly a clone wars era relic of the ones the younglings used

>>81614633
wait a minute hes still using that shitty crossguard saber?

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