ITT: We pretend it's the 90's
>>81611969
>friday night
>going to glow bowl at the alley
>get there early
>play some vidya games
>pic related
>bowl for an hour
>eat shitty nachos
>go to the video store
>rent Encino Man
>worry about Y2K
>>81611969
>The way the guy says 'FACT'
>Advertisement for the video company with clips from all the different movies interspersed with a voice-over so it appears like the characters are conversing with the voice-over along with fast paced hip-hop music in the background
>put A Goofy Movie on again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRR4OiLxDIg
>>81611969
>pay 99 cents for gas
>be supportive of republican prez, don't get fired or shunned by everyone
>most women are ashamed of being fat, can nail 5-6 who aren't overweight or entitled bitches
>no terrible online dating or tinder or facebook
>>81612262
FOR THE FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
>>81612215
kino
>>81612215
>it's got that yeah! woo! bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phOW-CZJWT0
*VHS starts playing*
>>81611969
>mum found the porn mags
>>81613685
>tfw finally got myself a SNES
HAHA SO LONG MOVIES
>>81613685>teenage years
>argument with mom
>she tells me to get laid
>maybe 4 days later
>actually snooping through my room to find something to get pissed about
>finds my condoms
>throws a shit fit
MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BITCH
WCW will surely crush wwf because of its all time great star power and ted turner money
>>81612457
Bill Clinton was pres between Jan 1993 and Jan 2001.
>>81613658
Finally getting Jurassic Park on VHS
Getting Star Wars OT VHS box set on Christmas before the Special Editions even existed.
>>81613777
She wanted to fug, my friend.
>>81613777
What the fuck mom
>Look how good dvds look
>ad is on a vhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4uTz9-Q1Q
>>81612120
FEDERATION. AGAINST. COPYRIGHT. THEFT.
Racist characters are the bad guys and I'll never be influenced to think otherwise when I'm older.
>another Brendan Fraser flick
I don't even dislike him that much but goddammit Hollywood there are other actors you know
>>81615646
>TWICE as sharp as VHS, holy motherfucker
>>81611969
>Can't wait for the new YIFY VHS rip
I am so happy and content with my life, and I have such positive feelings about the future. I am truly happy.
I want to go back, lads.