previous >>81607355
The Return of Anakin Skywalker edition
The whole fucking movie will be dedicated to Carrie Fisher mark y words
Yaaaassss King
>>81611900
Trailer soon
>>81611900
>they wont show the trailer like they didn't show the slides during Filonis panel
Dubs confirm trailer will be shit.
we made it /tv/
>>81611900
The money shot of the trailer will be Luke activating his lightsaber.
>>81611900
>title theme starts
>think its starting
>it isn't
fuck you too
>>81611925
she died way too late for that IMO
>>81611925
So what? Is that a bad thing?
DUDE I CANT WAIT FOR EBIN LIGHTSABURS AND STRONG WOMAN JEDI FORCE X WING TIE FIGHTUR DEATH STAR ATAT STORMTROOPER REBEL ACTIONNNNN
GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY
GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY
GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY
GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY
GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY
GOD IS NOT REAL MORTY
>>81611900
Reminder that Attack of the Clones is objectively better then Rogue One, A Force Awakens and Return of the Jedi
>not even a link to the stream
SHIT THREAD
GET IN HERE
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>>81611953
Not today, Jar Jar
>>81611972
imagine creating this message
>>81611950
You mean in 84 minutes?
DUBS CONFIRM UNLIMITEEEEED POWEEEEEEEER
JOSHGRAD FINALLY DID IT
>>81611925
>tfw they fuck up the dark script for Leia dick sucking
>yfw I'm Coming Home starts playing as she flies to a different direction at an intersection
>yfw they pull a Fast 7
ITS ON
>>81611972
Imagine being this triggered by a movie you don't have to watch.
Something's happening
>>81611925
It'll be like Fast and Furious 7 in space
>>81611963
>I feel cold...
OI YA CUNT
GET DA FOOK OUTTA MUH TRAILER
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
>IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!
I hate this like
Who is the host?? Josh Dead?
Who is that?
Low energy.
>JOSH GAD HOSTING
DROPPEDDD
>>81612047
*kike
>>81612051
The gay guy from Beauty and the Beast.
Counterfeit Seth Rogan
Can someone gib running commentary pls?
>millions
>only 100,000 thousand
>>81612069
Kek.
That fucking joke on VHS
I'm out
oh em gee he is soo funny and nerdy lol
>VCR joke
I'm fucking 22 and saw movies on tape all the time until I was 11. Am I old or something now?
>>81612081
Was about to say this. Nice?
PLAY DA FUCKIN TRAILER REEEEEEEEEEE
at least he's giving some shine on the prequels
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRD
LINK THE STREAM
>10 minutes in
>nothing
i'm outta here. it's lunch time.
Fucking Nerds waving Lightsabers REeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is Ryan Johnson a homosex? What was that leg rise?
Katlyn "End the whitey" Kennedy
>we took a big risk when we did Rogue One
Huh?
Kathleen looks like a tranny
where's ebin midgut?
>>81612150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4X4N-8fEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4X4N-8fEM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4X4N-8fEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4X4N-8fEM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh4X4N-8fEM
>>81612168
Aka Will normies get that it is inbetween episode 3 and 4?
>>81612166
Shes one of those evil Irish overlords that control America.
>Kathleen Kennedy's nasal high pitched ugly voice comes on
i'm outta here. fuck this.
>>81612155
Me too, I am leaving soon, this is terrible. I just want the trailer and some Daisy shots being cutie.
What spicy memes from the trailer are we gonna get?
I want to be Kathleen Kennedy's live-in manslave
>open stream
>fat jew
kek , couldn't make this shit up.
Holy Hell Rian Johnson is autistic. This gives me high hopes that this piece of shit will actually be okay
that voice what the fuccccccccccckkkkkk
Rian is a top guy.
Kathleen 2020
>>81612171
I'd totally suck her pussystick.
this stream is unbearable
see ya'll later to discuss why we hate the trailer
Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
The Last Jedi - female main character
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - brand new entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!
Is Star Wars dead?
we already saw these losers yesterday
GIVE US BASED RIAN AND DAISY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leave Star Wars kino to me
Rian Johnson looks like a little boy with a beard
>Best fan family in the world
That's highly debatable
>>81612188
All woman who run business seem to be that way, its the same with Bonnie Ross.
>>81612233
Go back to /pol/
>Tubby
>Shit Beard
>Stammering
>No social skills
>Severely Autistic
Is Ryan Johnson, dare I say, /ourguy/?
>star wars has the best family
>>81612251
George Lucas would disagree
>>81612233
there are already 6 star wars movies with male main characters. i know you love cock, anon, but settle the fuck down.
Not sure what that meant, but this niggas gonna cry lmao
Can I just say I am so happy we have Kathleen as our president? She knows exactly what to do, she has a clear direction for the franchise, a direction which I am fully behind. In her caring hands the universe is flourishing.
Thank you George for selling you've saved the franchise you almost destroyed delusional old man.
Why would he sign the Minnelli Falcon?
DUDE FEMINISM LMAO
i wanna hatefuck that bitch so hard
>>81612267
MI FAMILIA
>>81612256
Actually nvm I take it back
STRONG WOMEN
I met Ryan in USC and had a masterclass in film once with him. U jelly?
OH FUCK OFF KENNEDY
>>81611925
NOTE: LEIA DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HER HOME PLANET
>WOMEN
OOOhooBOY
>HUMOR
>INDEPENDANT WOMYN
SHE ACTUALLY SAID IT
>fierce independent wuhmen
OH FUCK OFF
>INDEPENDENT WOMEN
>>81612287
same
Rian confirmed for a cuck
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Uh oh she said he writes women well, she just triggered all of /tv/
everyone sucks everyone's dick the show
>MUH STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
She just had to, didn't she?
>>81612233
>and black boyfriend
>actually hasn't watched the fucking movie
Thanks for letting us know.
HAHA INDEPENDENT WOMEN I LOVE WOMEN KILL ALL MEN
"EVERYTHING IS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE"
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
WHERE'S THE TRAILER
This fucking lady, no wonder VII sucked
>a fat Jew with thick glasses and curly hair
can he get more stereotypical?
dude lunch ayyy I'm fat
dae remember Jedisâ„¢? dude Lightsabersâ„¢ frickin epic dude. cant wait to see Luke Skywalkerâ„¢ so badass. cant wait to buy my ticket and all the cool swag from this epic movie in my favorite Franchiseâ„¢
When are we gonna get to the firework factory?
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>>81612329
look at all these triggered cock lovers.
I'm pretty sure Ryan is actually held at gunpoint by a sniper somewhere in the room
SWEATY
JEWISH
FOREHEAD
>>81612342
75 minutes.
>>81612326
Shill
Where's my favorite little person???
>>81612312
It's impossible to not trigger /tv/ at this point.
>>81612348
dude lightsabers lmao
>>81611973
Starwars is dead. All these people are grave robbers desecrating its remains. Oppose them like you would a common grave robber.
>>81611973
die in a grease fire you fucking faggot
Don't you shit on the Irish Gad you Fat Jew
>>81612350
hello nu-male
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SLAY QUEEEN!
FINN
Cringe I'm Irish, what sort of retard thinks Irish people say Papa? we say DA.
>>81612363
Now I didn't think you were /pol/ like the other guy said and I still don't think you are. But now I know you're from t_d. Go there and stay there.
that anthony daniels picture was cool as fuck
PHASMA IS BACK WTF
>>81611900
>these kino shots
I'm convinced he is gonna make this great
I dont even care if its cottage cheese, I want her thicc
>>81612386
>waaah my precious kids movie isn't enough of a sausage fest already
>those pictures
they were cool desu
Why would you watch nu-Star Wars? Are you that devoid of taste?
>>81612409
nice projection shill.
>>81612384
I want you to eat gay fag shit and get AIDS, bitch.
>>81612350
stop projecting
>Only girls in the audience
These high pitched screams might also come from nu males
>>81612413
Dude we all knew this.
>stream starts
>the shills arrive in full swing
Wew
>>81612427
I'm here just to shitpost
>>81612423
keep up that white knighting nu-male
>>81612451
Why would someone who doesn't like star wars bother watching a stream of it?
Le gay fool is terrible host. Dude I love Star Wars, right? Im so special.
spaghetti
I place down a facedown trap card and end my turn
>>81612423
Why do you always boil it down to a kid's movie when defending it?
>Go to her house and sit on her bed for hours
based Rian
Bring back Warwick.
>>81612425
FUARK yasssss they were, yo!
Desu familia Star Wars is and always will be the QUEEN!!! Who gettin COMFAY here!?
>>81611925
>The whole fucking movie will be dedicated to Carrie Fisher mark y words
Oho Right you were my friend.
Also FUCK YOU Rian YOU KEK
>JAZZ POETRY
/ourguy/ indeed
>>81612462
i like star wars just not nu-starwars
they aren't even hiding it.
>impaired heroines
kek
STRONG EMPOWERED HEROINES
>>81612423
I actually do not mind female leads. I hate this background toxic forcing of that meme.
STRONG
EMPOWERED
HEROIN
>"WE SAT ON HER bed for HOURS and "read the script"! "
BASED Ryan, you just know.
T H I C C
dear god please let her fart on stage
I starting to feel like /pol/ might have a point
Rian Johnson is a Leicafag afterall.
>>81611973
yeah i would argue it had much better story arcs and senses of adventure and lived in ness better than any of the other prequel films while still providing an original story. It had the least amount of Jar Jar and showed actual friendship between Obi-wan and Anakin. The only fucking thing holding it back was the horrible dialogue. The music was on point, the choreography average enough, and the emotions were rolling high with the feeling of the galaxy changing forever. So much better than the clusterfuck that is ROTS and the identity crisis movie of TPM who is confused whether it should go full babby or full political thriller.
I would fully support the remaking of the prequel films if it would redo the dialogue so OT elitists can finally appreciate the little things that make the prequels great.
SHEEEEE'S BAAAAACK
I want to touch Daisy's hinny
xenomorph so scary ~__~
>>81612485
They edited down the movie so Carrie would have more screentime.
How much did they have to pay ridley scott for the xenomorph cameo?
>MUH STRONK EMPOWERED WOMYN
Can we please just fucking stop this trash and just try to enjoy the new trilogy? Why can't it just be a fucking woman without being a STRONK EMPOWERED WOMYN?
DUDE HEROIC EMPOWERED WOMEN LMAO
get Ridley off the stage before she unhinges her jaw and takes a bit out of someone
>>81612462
>just because i don't like tfa and r1 means i dont like star wars
DUDE EMPOWERED WOMEN LMAO
Star wars is fucking dead. fuck you if you defend this garbage.
>Rey wearing Handmaiden clothes
What does she mean by this?
BIG TEETH
Daisy marry me! I dont want kids anyway,
WYMON STRONK
KILL ALL WHITE MALES
i fucking hate josh gad
she's c-cute!
i want that alienfu on my face
Ok fuck it. I watched through last year because Rogue One was at least intriguing. Now they don't even have a Bunnyfu
damn she's a fucking alligator
training gainz
>>81612538
>doesn't like rogue 1
Well I can tell you have bad taste, let me guess, it's because 'Fan-service cause it has star wars thing in a star wars movie'
loosers!
I WILL BE YOUR FOOTSLAVE DAISY
>Queers
>Brits
>Cucks
>Shills
god damn this guy is cringy as fuck
A CUTE
SHE'S A SOLO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the madonna of jakku
KEK
I summon Copycat and copy your monsters attack!
Miss me /tv/?
Disney law ninjas waiting in the corner for one false move
>deeper
so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
STRONG EMPOWERED WOMENS
>Did you enjoy working on The Last Jedi?
If she didn't she sure as hell wouldn't admit it now.
Yep this confirmed it. Star Wars is dead.
BRING BACK THE DWARF. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FAT FUCK.
>>81612595
No.
>>81612595
every day
no more glorious star wars vidya
life is pain
>>81612570
No its because its a bad, forgettable movie. The Darth Vader scene is the only good scene in the movie.
>>81612595
yeah
>>81612513
Look how much of a nu-male the director looks like.
in b4 Luke is an amnesiac hobo
SCRIPTED
she's dressed like a handmaiden!!!!!
>>81612531
I would have absolutely no problem with it if they didn't shove it down our throats. It would have been awesome to start off with a Jaina/Jacen Solo type of story but instead we got "Who's muh parents!?" for the whole movie.
>MEETING HEROES NOT WHAT YOU EXPECT
EMPIRE REBOOT CONFIRMED
FUCK THIS IM OUT
STICKY THREAD
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Luke confirmed failure
Pssst....
>did you enjoy working on The Last Jedi?
jesus christ
>>81612595
Baby come back
>>81612595
every day
SHE'S SO CUUUUUTE
>>81612595
Could you send me $50K ? I am starting up my business and would help a lot!
Thanx George.
>>81612595
yes
>>81612610
>no josh i thought it was fucking terrible and I got real sick of that autist and his stupid fucking camera
CRINGE
STRONG EMPOWERED FEMALES
>HAHA!!!1
>HAPPY!!!
>ENERGY!!
>APPLAUSE!!
>STAR WARS!!
>HERO!!!
>STRONG WOMEN!!!
>CHEERING!!!
STRONG EMPOWER FEMALES
>>81612611
star wars died after episode 5
>>81612595
yes
GOD PLS SHUT UP WITH THIS TRIPE
>Daisy expects certain things from Luke but it can be difficult meeting your hero because it might not be what you expect
Retread of Luke - Yoda relationship confirmed.
>>81612656
ALIENFU>bunnyfu
STRONG EMPOWERED FEMALES
I just want her to edge one thigh off of that chair and let out a bit ol BRAAAAAAPPPP
STRONG
EMPOWERED
FAMALES
OH MU GOD WOMYN
STRONG EMPOWERED FEMALES
KILL ALL MEN
ALT RIGHT BTFO
>>81612638
LUKE CHARACTER ASSASSINATION INCOMING
Is this all because Carrie died? Or is it shilling?
Both?
>Father of two girls
"Also as a cuck I'm so glad you work with a nigger"
STRONG
>those magnificent chompers
Daisy a cute though
DRUMPF BTFO
>>81612706
FEM
>>81612701
kek
>>81612531
>they won't stop fucking saying it
I hate this.
>>81612636
I don't mind the "who muh parents?" What I mind is how they keep pushing the strong empowered woman shit.
>>81612682
>>81612706
Empowered
WYMEN
Who /Cocoa Pebbles and Toast/ here?
>>81612698
Can't assassinate a character if it never existed in the first place.
>movie starts with Rey holding out Luke's lightsaber
>Luke uses the force to take it, turns it on and stabs it through Rey
How hard would you mark if it was all a Kojima ruse?
> she's not ray she's playing a character
what did he mean by this?
Disneyshills have gone quiet i see, can't defend this pathetic pandering. star wars is over
>>81612650
>STRONG EMPOWERED FEMALES
Who are they trying to convince?
>>81612656
That's the "I'm being gangbanged by 3 niggers every Friday night"
I ACTIVATE MY TRAPU CARD!
I USE CALL OF THE HAUNTED
>daisy could be ripping SBDs from nervousness right now
DICK SUCKING LEFT AND RIGHT
>DICK SUCKING LEFT AND RIGHT
DICK SUCKING LEFT AND RIGHT
>DICK SUCKING LEFT AND RIGHT
SHOW TRAILER SCUM
>SHOW TRAILER SCUM
SHOW TRAILER SCUM
>SHOW TRAILER SCUM
Luke's first words in TLJ
"Who the fuck are you?"
Star Wars the Last Chad.
>>81612751
white knights
bb8 is such a show off
THE RUSE
a FUCKING ball
>BB8
THE CRINGE IS TOO MUCH
FUCK THIS
I'LL COME BACK LATER
why is she so perfect?
damn, thats autistic
>>81612769
Apparently they are 'Who are you'
PLEASE WELCOME CRINGEBOT
NO BUNNYFU! WE RIOT!
>cheering for BB8
never give a microphone to this man ever again
>>81612756
I USE CALL OF THE HAUNTED TO BRING BACK ANAKIN SKYWALKER
5 confirms
Betcha they will change something inn BB8 in order to sell new toys. Guaranteed.
I feel like I'm watching an episode of fucking South Park right now
AWW ITS THE CUTE LITTLE ROBOT
BUY OUR TOYS! STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN FUCK MEN
cringe
> asking questions to the toy
>>81612808
she'll be there for the women panel probably
>Unlike Daisy I have a full name and I intend to use it.
>>81612833
no doubt
>>81612737
>when /v/eddit /v/isits /t/v/
>they're talking to a plastic ball on stage
The difference in energy levels from Daisy Ridley from 2 years ago till now is actually pretty crazy. Before, she looked like she was excited to be in Star Wars now she's like eh.
This is so retarded.
I like Rian Johnson though. He doesn't seem too into the farce they're running and looks to just want to make a good movie.
HAHA MORE SCRIPTED QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
>>81612823
I didnt think it was possible to make star wars more cringe, but here we are.
>>81612842
t. virgin
>>81612842
LITTLE KEK BALL
Can Daisy bite by balls off already so I can cut this shit off? I mean can Disney release the trailer already
>aaand it's out of batteries
>rolls off the stage
Aren't they concerned that they might be putting off the guys in the audience with all this GRRL POWER crap?
>Rebels cartoon ending theme
We're in lads
fuck this
BB8 I love you!!!!
NEW THREAD
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>>81611937
send out hamill for fucks sake
>>81612883
all the guys in the audience are nu-male cucks
>he
BB8 IS GENDER NEUTRAL ASSHOLE
>BB8 was my favorite character from the movie
I wonder how many times they've said "Strong Empowered Female(s)" since yesterday?
>>81612896
This one is stickied.
>>81612865
He's definitely not as comfortable with this infomercial shit. I guess that's a good thing, he definitely seems more interested in talking about the actual movie
>>81611900
>People paid $1000s just to see 4 cunts talk to a plastic pretend robot
Whyyy
C3PO is the patrician droid
>>81612905
TUMBLR WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
>Buster Keaton of this movie
Please no.
BLACKED TIME LETS GO
>>81612917
no it isn't you idiot
BLACKED
get this boo-ray off the fuckin stage
fuck is john boyega wearing
UK niggas are so corny
Dindu standing by
BOYEGAD
holy shit boyega looked fucking jacked
Leslie Jones!
>wearing a Nazi armband
wtf did he mean by this?
Why didnt she hug Boyega?
BASED BLACK MAN
MUH NIGGA!
I love Finn, but Boyega seems like such asshole
>>81612972
HAIL HYDRA
>>81612968
We haven't hit bump limit calm the fuck down
>>81612989
What makes you think that?
Why wasn't Finn a black female Star Wars needs more female characters.
Daisy call me
>>81612942
I swear it was for a second. Never mind then.
>YOU'RE SUCH A UNIQUE CHARACTER LIKE HAN SOLO OR LUKE SKYWAKLER NOW
New thread >>81612984
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>>81612984
>relationship
They won't actually do it, will they?
Poe/Finn Confirmed
>>81613097
And risk ban in Russia and China?
>>81613118
They just solved that there.
Gook waifu incoming
Based Rian taking photos.
>i BOUGHT MAPLE SYRUP TO TROLL THEM Xd
who cares fuck
>Luke in his Return of the Jedi gear
What does it mean
Based Mark. Ouuta his way vietnam fucking shit.
hmm slanted eye jedi?
>>81613392
DIVERSITY
NEW THREAD >>81613407
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