I really, really hate it.

That's the expected reaction. You'd have to be a massive cuck to enjoying watching numales and niggers do MST3k.

>>81610768
Is it really that bad?

>>81610846
Nah it's pretty decent. Has some problems for sure though. Watch the first two episodes (or just episode 2) and decide for yourself.

>>81610846
I mean, maybe I'm blinded by nostalgia. I've loved the original series for decades, and to me, this feels like it's been made by people who know that it's popular, but really just don't get what made it lovable.

I also don't appreciate that they offer no reason for the bots to be back on the SoL. I know that watching MST3k for the continuity is like eating soup for the spoon, but if you don't have the original actors doing the voices and don't even bother to explain why the bots are there, why not just make some new robots?

>>81610979
Yeah I don't know why a throwaway line like "oh yeah I found some spare parts and got these guys up and running" would be so hard.

>>81610846
it's never a stellar idea to bring shows like these back, that had a small but loyal following, because theyre going to be the only ones who care and they'll be super critical of any changes.
there's too many examples to count.

>>81611050
But they were on earth and living with Mike when the original series ended

Me too, not going to watch it

>>81610768
Torrent where?

>>81611093
Well, two versions of them. There's at least three Crows, dunno about Servo.

>>81611133
There were hundreds of Servos, but they all self destructed.

>>81611133
Servo destroyed all his copies in the finale, and this clearly isn't Timmy or Gypsy's AMC Crow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCHyedeYQT8

>>81610846
It's very much the same show, only eighteen years later with a new cast.

It feels like people expect the new episode to be immediately Final Sacrifice / Space Mutiny / Manos tier, when for most of the duration of the show the episodes were just okay and the pleasure came from watching shitty movies being riffed with varying degree of success.

>>81611156
>>81611168
Damn, you guys just schooled me on my so-called MST3K knowledge. Yeah, dunno. Hopefully its brought up but I doubt it.

>>81611112
How do you not have netflix, just go grab a password online if you don't want to pay for it

>>81611210
Get a free month of Netflix and watch it.

>>81611210
I have Amazon Prime (mostly for the shipping) and didn't want to fork out for another subscription. Not much on Netflix I'm interested in.

>>81611200
>It's very much the same show, only eighteen years later with a new cast.
A new cast of cucks who make jokes about mansplaining.

It's so easy to spot the redditors.

whats going on with that set it looks like they just 3d printed "technology" onto the walls

>>81611302
Most of the sets from the trailer look green screened.

>>81611302
CGI sets are cheaper and allow Joel to pocket more of the kickstarter money.

The comedic timing in the first episode is a disaster. It's like they thought they had to have a riff after every single line. They belt out jokes and leave absolutely no time to let them land. They rarely ever just watch the movie and find a moment to make a joke.

>>81611302
>>81611332
It's all a practical set, but the static way they filmed it really makes it look like a green screen.

>>81610768
>>81611351
Does anyone here have normal jobs? Or am the only one working on good Friday?

How the fuck can you be in your late 20s and watch this shit before noon.

>>81610768
This looks awful but I have Netflix so I guess I'll give it a shot.

>>81611475
I'm at work too but it's not very busy, so I can shitpost on 4chan or watch Netflix/Youtube/etc. if I just keep the volume kinda low.

>>81611475
I work evenings.

>>81611475
Kickstarter backers have had the episodes since Tuesday.

>>81611475
I'm a teacher and I have off until the 24th

It's pretty sweet

i don't have a valid Reddit account so i can't watch this.

>>81611479
Skip the first episode, the movie in the second is so bizarre and the jokes land better.

>>81611475
college holiday. ty jesus

>>81611475
Good Friday is a stat in Canada and a state holiday in a lot of states you mong. If anything working on Good Friday indicates that you work in shitty retail or food service instead of a "normal job".

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>>81611475
Night shift, you cloistered ass.

First episode was blah.

Second episode cracked me up throughout.

>>81611535
Damn, the whole week? You guys get so much fucking time off.

>somewhere there's an anon who posts on a board filled with cunny threads teaching our youth

>>81611751
Yeah a lot of other schools in the area took some snow days but mine powered through them so we could keep the whole week off.

I don't like Tom Servo's new voice

>>81612258
He's a nigger

>>81611514

What fucking job do you have? I want that kind of job.

>>81612332
Graphic designer for a small company. My bosses are pretty laid back so when there's not a lot of work to do I can basically just do whatever. They don't really care so long as my work gets done.

>>81610979
>>81611050
>>81611093
>>81611133
>>81611156
>>81611168
>caring about this shit even a little bit

Maybe a comedy show just isn't for you. Have you tried keeping an art farm?

>>81612726
>It's a comedy therefore the basic rules of storytelling don't apply to it
Wrong, that just means it's shit.

So much autism in this thread.

>>81612726
>>81612914
Everyone knows you're samefagging because someone disagreed with you.

>>81612726
So you're saying that he should think to himself, "It's just a show; I should really just relax."?

>>81612258
The new puppeteer for Crow has always at least attempted to sound like the previous Crow, even this newest version. Nigga Tom isn't even trying to sound like Tom is supposed to.

Why the fuck is there so many ad breaks? I'm nearly finished the first ep and they've cut to the TV with Oswalt's narration four times already, and that's without the skits

>>81611475
I freelance from home, wagie boy.

>>81612858
>storytelling
Yeah, that's what this show is about.

>>81613020
Think it's for if it ever goes on TV. I like them, the songs are all from the shows past. Heard the Canada song, living in Deep 13 and Patrick Swayze christmas.

first episode might be the most unfunny thing ive seen. hopefully it gets better

>>81613083
>REEEE DON'T CARE ABOUT ASPECTS OF THE SHOW THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT

>>81613151
Episode 2 is way better I think.

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>how are the bots back in the SOL

https://youtu.be/4Ugebzq3juE

Watched the first episode and enjoyed it enough. I went in knowing it wasn't going to be able to compete with a top-tier episode and they'd be finding their stride so I rolled along with it. It's kind of refreshing seeing an episode tailored to Joel's style of riffing after years of RiffTrax even if I enjoy Mike's style of riffing more.

My two main nitpicks are that Jonah's and Servo's voice often sound similar in the theater and that at times they do a riff that involves a bit too much in a small timeframe and they start talking really fast and it felt stilted and awkward.

>>81613206
Continuity is not the same as the logistics of surviving in space.

>>81613275
Yeah, the riffing timing and spacing needs work. I think that's a symptom of incorporating all the guest writers promised during the Kickstarter.

>>81613325
Yeah, and what about Dr Forrester's tax policy?

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>>81613206
This is you.

>>81613325
>I need an annotated list of all the things that I'm expected to not be an autist about.

how does he eat and breathe

>>81613465
>>81613400
>>81613206
>>81613083
>>81612914
>>81612726
samefag harder

>>81613434
Man what a douchebag. You know if that was New Vegas and an Obsidian developer they would get that shit fixed. Wouldn't have even happened in the first place.

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>>81613494
Only a little bit.

>>81613504
If he's not interested in discussing it why is he even bothering to reply?

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>>81611475

Long weekend for me lad

Paid day off work

>>81613356
Ah that makes sense. There were some riffs literally a second apart that really threw me off, has to be those

>>81612614
I have the exact same job but I get to work from home. posting this from my bed.

I don't give a shit about the continuity of this show at all so I started with episode 12 since the movie seemed like it would have some funny stuff.

-NuTom is average, not bad but not good either
-They move around a lot for no reason
-Jonah is actually pretty good
-Day is OK
-Oswald is bad and unfunny
-Feels like they rapid fire jokes sometimes and then there's some dead air afterwards

Still got a good amount of legit laughs out of it and I'm only 30 minutes in.

>>81613434
That's an dumb comparison. Fallout is an expansive scifi world that contains coherent stories. MST3K is a comedy skit show that has consistently ignored logic and coherence for its entire existence and specifically tells you to chill out in its opening theme song.

Mike > Joel > Jonah

>>81613813
Well, duh

How's the riff content? Is it more "dude obscure references lmao" a la Joel, or more "dude I'm a wiseass douchebag lmao" a la Mike?

>>81613925
It's non-obscure modern pop culture references written for redditors.

>>81613925
I would say it skews towards Joel, which isn't surprising since Joel spearheaded the reboot and Mike wasn't involved.

>>81610846
It's fine. I watched the first half hour and laughed four or five times. Jonah Ray seems pretty likeable.

>>81613925

Does Paul Chaplin write for either the new season or RiffTrax? He was the king of the eclectic references.

I wonder, even if they got the entire original crew back together, would it actually be good? Or would it be one of those deals where they can't really recapture the magic of 20+ years ago anyway? I feel like it'd probably be the latter.

>>81610814
Yes, I too am outraged that this dorky puppet show about bad movies has abandoned the alt-right, white nationalist values that we all remember it upholding so strongly.

>>81613747
It's really not.

The original series maintained plotpoints throughout its run. Mike accidentally blew up earth, and then in subsequent episodes, they weren't orbiting earth anymore and were floating through space.

Imagine if they blew up earth, and then in the next episode, earth was just back and they never talked about why or how.

The "just relax" line is about absurdist stuff like making a bomb that could blow up a planet using just baking soda and vinegar, or climbing a ladder from a satellite to earth, not about paying attention to the story they wrote.

>>81614274
I think what he means is that things were more open in the 90s.

"Take Track of the Moon beast"

There are a good amount of jokes that would be considered racist towards native Americans.

You just don't see that stuff anymore.

>>81614375
>The original series maintained plotpoints throughout its run
no just in the shit years

>>81614540
>just in the shit years
Yeah the SciFi channeled forced them to shoehorn in a bullshit ""plot"" and supposedly most of the crew hated it which is why it's mostly half-assed.

>>81614274
I don't think you're being serious. I bet you're not even ready for some football either.

>>81614540
Name one (1) example

>>81614540
>The series was shit for more than half its entire run
Okay.

>>81614375
>The original series maintained plotpoints throughout its run.
Not really. Only during the SciFi channel years, and those were the worst skits in the series.

>Imagine if they blew up earth, and then in the next episode, earth was just back and they never talked about why or how.
Literally only you would care.

>The "just relax" line is about absurdist stuff like...
Why do you think this? It's about anything that's irrelevant to the comedy.

I can hear them snickering in the background
>Let's get Felicia Day Wil Wheaton and Patton Oswald for the nerds xD
>Let's make an epic rap for reddit

>>81614677
>Why do you think this?
The song literally says that

>If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts

>worst skits in the series
Your opinion is worthless anyway.

>>81614677
>I don't care so no one should care

>>81614697
Episode 12 has a pronouns joke after someone in the movie refers to a monkey as "it"

it was actually kinda funny too

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Just finished the first episode

>monster rap was fun and definite highlight of host segments
>vaughn is ok but anyone is going to be shit as servo next to kevin murphy
>day and oswalt were just kind of there
>riffing starts off weak, gets better as movie goes on
>tfw you find out where a reaction image you've been seeing for years is from
>crow having working arms is really weird
>overall ok, pretty fun, but needs improvement

Also I can't decide how I feel about Gypsy's changes. New VA is fine but I really miss the goofiness of the falsetto, and have to get used to hanging from the ceiling

>>81614907
Ep. 1 also had the I NEED A SAFE SPACE riff when the monster is doing pic related

Wheres the MEGA bois...

>>81614382
>>81614274

Part of what made MST3K so great to watch was that they would do jokes and references across the entire spectrum. During Horrors of Spider Island they made several jokes about how sexist that movie was while at the same time making their own jokes that some might deem sexist.

Or like in Mitchell where in less than a span of a minute the riffs range from Joel just making a sound to accompany Mitchell jumping in surprise, riffing that Mitchell and his captain had an affair, riffing on how dumb Mitchell sounds and then pointing out an extra looks a lot like Harlan Ellison.

>>81614826
>>81614836
Alright, I give up. Go right ahead and be too autistic to enjoy simple things.

>>81614991
http://www.netflix.com

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Really surprised about how similar it feels to the original series. But then the different things stick out like a sore thumb (Gypsy's voice, the intro, the credits that last an ice age).

Also, Jonah's pretty good but he sounds more like Tom Servo then the guy they got for Tom Servo.

>>81615006
The new episodes are still just like that though.

>>81613959
You clearly haven't watched them. I'm watching episode 11 and they just referenced "Maynard G. Krebs." Do you know who the fuck that is? Nobody does.

>the segments give me le cringe!

the sensation of "cringe" is for dull normies capable of feeling uncomfortable when confronted with weird shit. the original shows routinely had segments focused around sub-Carrot Top prop comedy. but that shit was adorable and earnest. the new segments are largely in the same vein. they're hit-or-miss and all dive headlong into some dumb premise. as close to the original series as anyone is capable of.

>Patton and Felicia aren't funny.

wew. i like Patton's stand up a lot, but yeah. he doesn't really have shit to do here and is plainly just along for the ride and the attention his name brings. i don't really know shit about Felicia, but same.

>new Tom Servo voice.

yeah. it's pretty far off base from the earlier Servos. apparently Joel told Baron to not stress getting too deep into a Servo impression because then you have to add on another layer of voices when doing impressions in riffs.

>the show is different in X way!

yeah. it is. and it's still pretty good.

The Door Sequence sucks and if you disagree you are wrong.

>>81615564
Who are you quoting

>>81615564
Go back to plebbit, you stand out like a sore thumb

>>81615668
the past two days of threads, distilled down into concise snapshots of the most frequent criticisms. excluding the criticism that there is a blackman and more ladytypes on the show now, because those kids are really more angry at their step-dad then a comedy show.

Jonah is so fucking boring I can't stand him. Not as chill and natural as Joel or as talented and funny as Mike. He's really stiff and it doesn't help that he has all the bots crowded around him. Like he's trying not to accidentally hit them and fuck up the take

So it's pretty clear that once the initial bout of contrarianism calms down, the new season will be regarded as on par with the originals right?

>>81616047
Same to you
>>81615840

>>81616047
I'm personally having trouble just making it through the first 5 minutes of the first episode.

>>81615840
no I live here now. you should have done a better job hiding your secret mongolian lithograph board. change your diaper and find a new safe space.

>>81616102
make me bb

>>81616118
1. skip the host segments
2. try a later episode, I think the first one is probably the worst of the season
3. go rewatch a ktma episode and tell me it's better

>>81616445
I skipped to the second episode, couldn't take anymore of Wil and that old lady and that fucking dragged out introduction.

>>81615567

It's a bit awkward because it's vastly more detailed than the other two yet it looks like it was filmed via stop-motion animation.

>>81616445
>3. go rewatch a ktma episode and tell me it's better
This is such a stupid comparison I cannot believe you typed it on purpose. The new series has no right to be nearly as bad as the very first public access season when it has 10 seasons of experience to draw on.

>>81616118
>>81616598
Those first few minutes had me really worried but by the time Jonah starts talking to the camera, it's alright.

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>mfw I paid 100 bucks for this

>>81616641
Technically they only have 6 and a half seasons of experience to draw on as Joel ragequit the same episode he stopped hosting it and nobody else involved has worked on MST3k before.

>>81616672
I'm a font designer so they already got me with the font joke at the beginning of the second movie. Not bad so far. I ff'ed through the opening.

>>81616697
>he backed a kikestarter

10 minutes into the first episode. The intro really disheartened me, but a few of the commentary jokes worked. Treading cautiously because of Oswalt, though

2nd episode is leagues better than the first, the pacing is better, jokes are better, the segments made me chuckle.

The Monster song in the first episode is actually pretty good. just turn your brain off and have fun guys

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>>81616697
>mfw I'm watching for free through my brother's netflix account

>>81611475
I'm retired

>>81614274
>if you're not an SJW then you're a nazi!!

Hahahah

Is it just me or is the pacing of the riffs really off? They'll shove like 5 jokes into a span of 7 seconds, then they'll go for what feels like an eternity with nothing.

>>81617373
I've noticed that too. At times it feels like they're trying to cram in a long joke as fast as possible.

>>81617373
Gets a bit better but yeah pretty annoying. Also not a fan of Servos delivery where he rushes through a joke breathlessly.

I thought it was pretty good. Don't like Felicia Day, and the new Servo will take some getting used to. But the riffs are pretty good, the new Crow is good, and Jonah is likable enough.

It's not as good as Rifftrax or Incognito Cinema Warriors, but it's worth a watch. I'm glad it's back.

Too much fucking ska, and the riff pacing is a bit off. Maybe they need more time in it and make it a bit more callous ?

>>81616697
Joel has always been kind of a shady retard though. How you so stupid?

What role does DeadWife play on this show?

>>81617887

Son of TV's Frank.

where

>>81617131
>Cuck
>numales
>niggers
>if you're not an SJW then you're a nazi!!!

wow, /pol/ has really lost their enthusiasm lately.

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>we just call him Deadwife now
Im lovin it

The problem with it is they riff like every fucking second. There is no comedic timing or pause, just constant talking. It becomes to much. They don't give time for the jokes to land.

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What's the point of the interludes like this? I can understand still doing the skits, but these bits are specifically built for commercial breaks, which Netflix doesn't need.

>>81618291
Joel probably unironically thought it would be good enough to get onto real TV

this would have been better with Mike, Kevin and Bill behind the scenes.

Fuck Joel, honestly.

>>81618356
More likely them just trying to capture the feel of the original with the commercial breaks

>>81618155
Sometimes they riff every second, then other times there's really long awkward moments with no riffs. But hopefully that will improve.

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>>81618291

They stole the minions from Super-inframan?

>>81618102
His wife is dead and all that money he donated to Hillary is gone forever; bad things do happen to bad people.

>>81618489
Agreed. Even though the original was also scripted by writers, it had timing to make it feel like actually riffing.

>>81616149
I like how you don't even deny the fact you're from reddit, because why bother? No-one will believe you, just bask in the fact that your mind is so warped by that godawful website that it's permanently affected the way you interact with people to such a degree others can recognize it from such a brief exchange.

>>81610979
It's just a show. You should really just relax.

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>>81611253
>not paying for Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, HBO, Showtime, Starz, Cinemax, Seeso, and Filmstruck

Are you poor or something?

>>81618088
And yet they still somehow manage to trigger you anyway, sad!

>>81610846

It's not great, some of the jokes are pretty good, but it feels like some of the riffing is a little forced. There's so many times where it's one joke after another in the span of like 5 seconds, and it starts to get a bit tiring. Also I don't think the bots sound that good at all.

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>Hodgson said a lot of the new writers grew up as fans of the original series. That includes Ray, who is also a writer, and Day, who wrote on four episodes.

>“I personally tried to shove as many gaming jokes as possible in the episodes,” Day said. “We’ll see if those made it in.”

Yuck.

>>81619010
YIPPY! GAYMER JOKES!

>>81619010
When will those animal rights activist save this fucking camel? Jesus christ not even PETA but its handlers have been parading that poor creature around for YEARS

>>81619009
>riffing is a little forced
Servo especially. At times it feels like he's reading someone else's jokes without any understanding of the context. Which may be the case.

It's not terribly bad, just a little distracting at times.

>>81610768
I don't know shit about this. But why didn't they just bring back the old crew? Is it because they're busy doing Rifftrax?

>>81619331
Because they all moved on with their lives and careers to new ventures and what's left is the bottom sucking scum that can't hack it anywhere else so they wish to revive an IP that was put to rest to shake some more coins out of its corpse.

>>81618088
maybe you should just kill yourself?

>>81619331
Joel wanted the monies for himself, he never even asked any of them if they wanted to be involved. I'm not sure any of them would have agreed anyway though.

Fuck Ska

>>81611475
>he isn't pulling night shifts

>>81611475
Its a national holiday in decent countries.

>>81618088
I wasn't even that guy. But you do sound like a massive SJW

Halfway through the second episode and I'm unironically enjoying this. The new mads can fuck right off, though.

>>81620791
No Im not. I just want to live in a country where me and my boyfriend dont get looks when we hold hands going down the street or make out in a restaurant.

>>81619010
Double yuck.

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The new doors seem very efficient.

>>81619553
Half of them make cameos in this season and the other half were at the reunion recently. Stop making up drama.

This isn't that bad. Not even mad at Felicia Day, though Patton still sucks and looks like he wants to die

>>81618866
Underrated double doubles

>>81620940
10/10, very subtle.

I am not surprised that most of the cucks here enjoy this shit. The nu crew doesn't shut the fuck up for like no more than 5 seconds. Gypsy's voice is obnoxious and really nothing made me laugh one bit. Overall it was what I expected from this show. Utter shit.

>>81621088
Read the post I was responding to, we were talking about the original hosts returning. And it's a fact that none of them were involved, they all said so on Twitter, and Joel said he planned to ask them once it was funded.

Only (You) you'll get from me, you fucking moron.

>>81621183
are you upset tho?

What is the average age of the posters in this thread?

>>81621174
Also first episode and I see Wil "Cuckfag" Wheaton's face, and already I knew it was going to be shit.

>>81621174
Might just kill yourself.

>>81621250
16-20 year old people

>>81621285
Take off your nostalgia googles for 5 seconds and realize how shit your show is please.

>>81621394
Take off your edgy contrarian trilby for 5 seconds and realize that it's mediocre at worst please.

>>81621250
Im 25.

>"WOW, Jonah is really mediocre at drumming."
>"How do we incorporate it into the show?"
>"Perhaps we have him drum poorly alone with no backing track or singing, and instead have... get this... *the* Wil Wheaton speak about his drumming in a very masturbatory way"
>"I love it. Lets have it go on for way too long and be the first thing the audience sees to make sure they know how gay the show is."

>>81610768

>coastal retards fucking up based midwestern kino

Every time.

>>81621804
Im liking the new episodes so far but honestly this made want to just turn the tv off.

Is there a stream or torrent up anywhwere? Netflix doesn't have it in my country.

>>81621894
More like "should" rather than "want"

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Now I know where this is from.

>>81621552
Ok explain to me what is good or mediocre about it?

>>81611259

it sure is

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>these props are as bad as Trump's policies on immigration
what did patton mean by this?

>>81616929

this

>>81622665
Please tell me there isn't a fucking anti-trump joke in the fucking show. God damn

That one time Anthony Cumia commentated over the whole of back to the future> Rifftrax>MST3K>nu-MST3K

>>81611351
This. Fucking this. I know the original series did some quick one liners, but god damn, they usually worked off of one another. This one is like "YOUR JOKE, GO!" "OK, YOUR JOKE NOW, GO!" "QUICK FIT YOUR JOKE IN BEFORE THE NEXT LINE OF DIALOG!"

It was way, WAY too rapid for my taste, and didn't have nice timing. Also, I noticed most of the jokes were timed PERFECTLY with a cut, which I know they used on the classic series, but sparingly. This time, it just seems like they had to fill a quota.

I stopped half way through. I can honestly say I am not at all impressed.

Also, what the fuck is with Gypsy and Tom floating all over the place? That shit was annoying as fuck.

Props to keeping the low-budget stuff though.

Favorite moment: the Bubble Fan

So none of the original voice actors for the bots are back? No Mike? Patton Oswalt is involved?

No thanks.

I wish we had more MST3K produced back when it was originally on, of course, but it at least had a nice ending. They should have just made new characters/setting for this and presented it as something that was in spirit of the show.

Hell, it's not hard to write up a concept for a show like that. Dude gets lost in the woods and finds cabin/abandoned drive-in with bunch of shitty movies and watches them with a fucking bigfoot/mothman/cryptid thing. Something stupid like that.

>>81622723
sigh

>>81622540
It's just carefree and funny. I laughed quite a bit during the movies.

inb4 you respond with an intentionally retarded reductive description of the humor

>>81622723
There is not a single reference to Trump anywhere.

Mike and Joel were both awesome.

The Patton involvement kind of ruins this for me, personally. I still LOVE MST3K. Love. And I always will. Nothing can change that. All of the original creators could come out as full blown feminazi SJW trash and say Trump voters deserve death, and I would still love it.

That said I don't think I really need to watch this.

>>81622665

I LIKE IMMIGRATION

I WISH MORE PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLACES LIVED IN MY PLACE

MY RACE SUCKS. MY NATION SUCKS. MY FAMILY SUCKS. MY CULTURE SUCKS. THAT'S WHY WE RUN THE PLANET.

I WISH WE COULD REPLACE IT WITH THE CULTURE OF DIRT EATERS.

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>>81614274
>alt-right

What is it with cucks and these shitty name-memes they come up with that?

>NAZIS
>FASCISTS
>ALT-RIGHT
>(x)PHOBIC

>>81622871
I'd be cool with a looser spiritual successor like that, but of course people would be whining about not seeing their favorite old characters. There's just no winning.

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>>81622799
I really fucking hate Tom floating around the theater.

The first episode sucks cocks. I did find the 2nd one is better and felt like an average MST3K episode However: Skip the host segments. Always skip the host segments.

>>81622976
>shitty name-memes
>cucks
What did you mean by this?

>>81614274
let me just say this... first off, times were different back then. it wasn't full blown degeneracy yet.

second off, the show was always kid friendly. it wasn't political at all. zero percent. it was just funny. it made you laugh. it was light hearted.

it was art.

that social justice stuff is the death of art and creativity, and humor. it just destroys and ruins everything it touches. you can believe what you want, just leave it out of the comedy and art, which is supposed to bring people together who wouldn't otherwise.

>>81622871
I would watch that cryptid thing, that's a great idea

First episode was mediocre, some good jokes here and there but for the most part the film was pretty dull and there wasn't much to work with. Second episode got a lot of laughs from me except for the cringey segment where Pearl showed up again.

>>81611475
I'm watching it at work. Get a better job.

>>81616635
It was filmed in a miniature instead of with a camera on a dolly.

>>81623078
Everything you've said there is true.

BUT this show is not guilty of bringing in the politics. These new episodes do not have any political humor in them, and are still kid-friendly. The only people doing that are the ones saying "Patton Oswalt jokes about Trump therefore everything he's in is libcuck propoganda that I must automatically hate!"

>>81623005
Cuck isn't a name but a description. Also, you're implying there's such a thing as a non cuck leftist.

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>>81622871
That's a really solid premise.

10/10 I would watch that show.

>>81623279
I am not implying that in any way. I was implying that "cuck" is just as much of a stupid name-meme as those leftist ones.

>>81623091

I think it would work because it taps into the essence of the original show, but doesn't dig up what I would consider a resolved plot.

I think this series is just.. ten years too late. If it had happened back then maybe we could have had the whole cast back and it could be something more than whatever this is.

>>81622767
That tunisian knife fighter can comment on any show and id love it.

Oh god, new Servo is shite.

>>81622767
Hhaha shit man i really miss O&A

>>81622064
Hah same, always a mindblowing moment when you discover the origins of a faved reaction image/gif

Planet of the Apes' laughing scene comes to mind

>>81610768

its pretty good.

I saw the first one and it is a lot like the original series.

jokes are even more rapid fire though which i'm not sure I like or not...

>>81622916
Sorry for the late reply but >>81622799
and >>81611351
already proved my point about it.

Did anyone see the 3-min Stranger Things riff they just uploaded? Another case of everyone lining up to riff instead of it feeling natural

>>81622665
What if Trump just one day says Shut the fuck up to Patton, how would he react?

>>81610931
>>81611200
>>81612914
>>81612726
>>81612963
>>81613203
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>>81613959
>this guy probably calls people hipsters

>>81624612
Patton would probably shit his pants.

>>81614274
kek

221 replies

5 posters

same fag harder

>>81624871
Only fag here is you.

>>81611210
>How do you not have netflix
Not everyone is a fucking idiot that wants a subscription to the video store bargain bin

Halfway through the first episode and it's good. The monster rap was great. Jonah is a solid host.

>if you like the new show you're a reddit numale cuck

I don't even see any sjw stuff in this. Do you just call everyone you don't like a cuck?

>>81625586
cuck has been an empty buzz word for a while now.

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>>81619370
>>>the whole enchilada

>>81622871
this is fucking great

you could even have it so the guy is hired by the park ranger to watch over the monster, and he's the one that drops the movies off

you could even rotate out the monsters every season or whatever, using guest actors

>>81610768
>Have third world Netflix
>Not released here
>Netflix blocked all VPNs even though there's nothing illegal with them

Fucking kill me. Guess I gotta torrent.

It's a bit amusing that they make fun of safe spaces in the first episode and people are still bitching about how its supposedly SJW.

Honestly, the only moment I've hated so far is when Day hijacked an episode to sing with Neil Patrick Harris for seven minutes.

>balding fat numale faggot is the new mike nelson

how did this happen

>>81625777

btmkk

>>81613719
what do you think of NuCroooow

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>>81626528
It just proves that Joel is the worst host and Joelfags worship him simply for the fact that he was the original host.

>Yeah guys that movie was really bad eh... hey Dr. Forester let's do a silly invention exchange LA EM AY OH

Joel sucks but luckily had Trace's Crow and Kevin's Servo to back him up.

>>81610768
Just started watching it. They seem like they're trying too hard to be the old characters, and all it makes you do is draw unfavorable comparisons. They should have had the guts to completely cast new robots with new personalities, these guys trying to imitate Tom and Crow are cringe-inducing. 70% of the humor of the old show came from the way the lines were delivered, and these guys are not up to it. You can make the argument that the old show didn't start nearly as good, and it didn't, but these guys are standing on the shoulders of greatness and still failing pretty hard. Felicia Day is particularly unfunny. Patton Oswalt is okay, but I can't laugh at him after all of his embarrassing Twitter crusading.

The sad fact is that there are 18 episodes of the original series on Netflix, with more to come, hopefully. Unless you've seen them all within the past 5 years, you can watch them again and they're like new. There are always jokes and shit that you never noticed. May as well just watch those.

>>81610768
What's the fucking point of this show? Rifftrax is around and does a better job by leaps and bounds.

>>81627825
>Rifftrax fags
The experiment part is what makes this format work, m8.
If not you might as well just bring some drunk friends and do some shitty commentary if you're gonna pay for a fucking audio track.

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>>81624465
>jokes are even more rapid fire though which i'm not sure I like or not...
It seems unnatural. It seems HYPER scripted. (Yes, I know it was scripted before), like they're just trying to jam in every fucking joke they can think of. I really want them to just shut up for 30 seconds.

>>81627873
I think he's more talking about the Rifftrax Live events that happen a few times a year. They're pretty fantastic, especially the shorts.

>>81611475

Jokes on you nerd, I'm unemployed!

>>81611475
Freelance worker.
Plus people have iPhones and Tablets young child.

>>81622871
>They should have just made new characters/setting for this and presented it as something that was in spirit of the show.
Fucking this. But people would have been pissed. They hate new takes on things. They'd rather have a pale imitation than a clever reinvention.

>>81627894
Agreed. They could probably have stood to cut like 25% of the jokes and just take their time with the pacing to make it sound more natural. The way they did it makes it sound like they were being recorded at gun point.

Even with the less than stellar old eps I could always skip right to the movie part and it would be funny. I mean I'm going to try and give it a fair shot because I loved the original so much, but based on the first one they're really not off to a great start.

>>81627873

Rifftrax is fantastic and I thoroughly enjoyed every single riff they made so far, especially the x-men movies. I just wish they would stop letting their wives from riffing though...

>>81611475
I work graveyard shift

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I have only really watched MST3K in the last year or two.

After watching this first episode, they did a pretty good job.

>>81628127
>Fucking this. But people would have been pissed. They hate new takes on things. They'd rather have a pale imitation than a clever reinvention.

True. I mean look at the Disney Star Wars. Nuff said.

>>81610768
Is it out yet?

>>81610768
they are spouting jokes like crazy but I can deal with that, it's their first episode so I figure they over do it, I'm giving these guys a chance.

I feel like this is the kind of show that if you hate it, it's because you're a misogynist or racist or something. Is that right? I feel like this show has a huge fanbase of liberal fanatics.

>>81613587
Post that to his twitter, return with results

>>81628626
Reply to him bitching about Trump

>>81610768
Seriously ?!? I thinks it's hilarious ... Well the actual riffing on the movies .... The other stuff is about the same level as before .

>>81628941
I can tell by the way you type that your opinion is invalid.

>>81628356
Yes its on Netflix now .... Just finished the second episode myself ... The big foot movie episode ... It was funny

>>81614274
And yet here you are, angry over a post on 4chan, you stupid nigger.

>>81629053
You got me I over use ellipsis, so that of course makes my words unreadable and not all all understandable. To make sure you don't get it let me add ... ... ... ... ...