Why am I watching this 2h ad for McDonalds?

why is he so cute?

>>81610146
it's phase one of the mcdonalds cinematic universe

Is it ironic?
Or is it sincerely unshameful self-fellatio?

>>81610415
They should expand the universe into other chains. I would watch a film about Colonel Sanders life

>>81610480
>starts with him shooting a nigger during civil war as a kid

Counter-propaganda documentary to shift negative opinions away from Super-Size Me

>>81610506
>now he kills them with delicious chicken

>>81610480
me too desu
fuck now I want a couple of hotwings

>a movie about the founding of one the biggest companies in the world
>hurr durr it's just an ad

Why are you plebs so stupid? I bet you're the same person who said The Social Network is just an ad for Facebook.

What? He's clearly painted in a negative light in the movie.

The guy who created mcdonalds was alive at one time, and pretty famous OP. Are we not allowed to tell stories about anyone involved with any big buisness ever??

>>81610506
>>81610543

jokes on you guys. he married a black woman.

Wake me up when they make a NC-17 Subway movie

>Penis From Heaven

>>81610827
>>81610415
>>81610480
I can feel it, this is going to happen.

>>81610590
Well, he's terrible.
But McDonald's is FANTASTIC DUDE.

>>81610146
>McDonalds
the most recognisable symbol of the USA, nothing is more burger than mcdonalds and coke.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvj4svKcjl0

>>81610146
Colonel Sanders?

>>81610146
Dr. Kroc, I am Burger

>>81610415
Hamburglar film next?

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>>81611196

now yer talkin

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>>81610415
Dr. McDonald, I'm BK.

>>81610884
The USSR should have done a movie like this during their Destalinization campaign.

>>81610415
>Colonel Sanders
>Sherwood "Shakey" Johnson
Who else can we biopic

>>81615501
They did a reality TV show where they told Albania to fuck itself and had a fight with China over a river instead

>>81615885
Dave Thomas

>>81610536
Super-Size Me is a piece of shit documentary that lies. There's no way the guy could've gotten as unhealthy as he did even with consuming all that McDonalds he supposedly did. There was a counter documentary to it, called something like "What a load of baloney", completely fucking annihilates Super-Size Me.

>>81616025
Dave's Way is a great book

>>81610536
No one even remembers Super-Size Me

>>81617279
the movie you are thinking of is Fat Head