Orders sir?!?

It's just BIG business

It's just good banter

>>81608629
FOR YOU

ABANDON SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIT

>>81608659
If I blow up your ship will you die?

the world is still big, there are just less guys in it

>commander ship
>miles ahead in the front
brit """tactics"""

>>81608691
*sinks your ship*

I'd like some crab legs if you please.

>Pirates of the Caribbean
>the British are fighting the pirates
>the British aren't actually the pirates
I know these are supposed to be ahistorical but goddamn.

>>81608616
It was just good kino.

>>81608616
>My feet hurt
>Pennington is yelling at me
>I don't like Pennington
>I want to go home and play with my trinkets
>Wish I still had a kracken

>>81608616
You will not forestall my judgement-ah

>>81608616
>shit I just sank Delaney's ship

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>>81608616
You are, without a doubt, the biggest guy I've ever heard of.

>>81608616
I'm sure he could have won if he tried. Also there were like a hundred ships, why did they all pussy out?

>>81608885

But they are following His Majesty's order, m'lord.

>>81609016
Jack Sparrow, I'm Commodore.

>>81608616
Crab legs

>>81609131
CAPTAIN

>>81609306

OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING THE LAST PIECE OF AZTEC GOLD INTO THE CHEST

*farts*

>>81609379
First one to talk get's to stay on me ship!

>>81609042
They were too scared of the Japanese pirates folded over a billion times katanas

>>81610577
FIRST ONE TO GET DUBS GET'S TO STAY ON ME BIG VESSEL.

>heroes finally face the villain who's behind it all
>he decides to do absolutely fuck all and lets them kill him

nice movie, hackheimer

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>>81609379

>>81608691
It would be extremely painful

>>81608616
>Wanted rid the world of pirate scum
Remind me why he was the bad guy again?

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>>81608616
MORE STEAM

>>81614593
Uhh you don't get to bring Sparrow

>>81614495
Because he was white, and male

>>81608885
how are the british pirates? they have been strongly opposed to piracy throughout history

>>81612377
>>81610577
Take what dubs you can get, give nothing back

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>>81608885
What did he mean by this

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>>81614593
You'll get your steam when you fix this DAMN DOOR

>>81614814
Most pirates were British privateers payed by the crown to raid Spanish treasure fleets and French ships. They basically were given the freedom to raid anyone who wasn't British and the British would deny any involvement and therefore wouldn't damage their reputation. Blackbeard himself was British and his ship was named after the queen at the time. Another famous privateer was Francis Drake who was actually knighted and eventually became an Admiral but was originally a pirate and a slaver. During the Falklands War the Argentinans still called the British pirates iirc.

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>>81609379

>>81615359
Yes, and all the pirates in these kinos are obviously anglo scum

>>81615359
Privateers weren't considered pirates (except by enemy nations).

>>81614814
You wot

>>81610577
TELL ME ABOUT DAVEY JONES! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE TENTACLES?