The older I get the more I start relating to him

Congrats on making it to 18!

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>>81604822

>>81604836
Actually I'm going to be 22 next month. Just like my get...

Whoa

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>childhood is looking up to Patrick Bateman
>adulthood is looking up to my dubs

>>81604853
>>81604878
Pathetic

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>>81604822
It's very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing. Look at this.

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Trips

Trips.

nein nein nein

9s

>>81604822
Dont forget those meds.

>>81604878
paul allen doesnt get dubs, he gets the axe

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>>81604822
Check

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>>81604822
if dubs OP is jewish

>>81605345
He's a regular goy.

>>81604822
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
check mine

>>81604970
Got any more 60 fps clips? They always mess with my head

has anyone ever read a book by bret easton ellis? the only contemporary authors ive read are pynchon(sic?) and dfw

>>81604822
He put on like ten different creams just for his face. Not only was he a psycho but he put 10 different chemicals on his face like a retard instead of just using Coconut Oil.

Wew

>>81606024
Currently reading it and taking my time. Its pretty enjoyable. Haven't gotten to the part where Paul Owen (not Allen apparently) gets murdered, but so far it seems like you can just read any chapter and know whats going on.

>>81604822
nice

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hey paul

>>81606452
Yeah?

check

>>81604878
>>81604961
>>81604970
>>81604979
>>81604989
>>81605232
>>81604994
>>81605345
>>81605527
>>81606452
>>81606867
wew lads

Saddest dubs thread I've ever seen

>>81606904
YOU WANT DUBS, HUH?
*snorts in frustration*
HOW UGHDDHZGKAHAV ABOUT OOOOBSGSIAKSB THESE HSJAHWVSJ DUBS

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA >:D

>>81606904
I've see sadder

>>81604970
so fucking smooth

why are films still in 24fps?

>>81605988
>unchecked dubs from almost an hour ago
/tv/ im disappoint, also check m (my singles)

>>81606966
>66fps dubs

If dubs, everyone will get a gf by the end of 2017 :3

If singles it will be another sad lonely year

>>81607054
gee, thanks
(._. )

Plz gimme dubs ; (

>>81604853
>22 next month
are you me?

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Do you like End of Evangelion? The early part is too new wave for my tastes, but when it hits the second half, I think it really comes into it's own. Both commercially and artistically.

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>>81606904
Nope.

>>81607204
No, I'm me. Who are you?

pathetic thread

>>81604822
I agree.

T. 25 in less than 2 weeks

>>81607304
I'm you from two days in the future. Try not to fall down tomorrow, we did it in front of a huge crowd and it was really embarrassing

>>81606966
>>81605988
Impressive. Very nice.

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This is how its done you plebs

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>I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive we won't get dubs. But we do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

>>81607354
Huge crowd on a Sunnday? Hmmm

so many fails

pretty pathetic dubs thread tbqh familia

>people are this bad at getting dubs

>this thread
Pathetic

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>>81607788
Teach me senpai

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>>81604822
>tfw work in M&A (legal consulting, not investment banking)
>tfw the need to "just fit in" is overwhelming

I don't want to feed strays to ATM's, but holy shit the fakeness of it all is really stressful

>>81606024
ive listened to the audiobook of american psycho. its very linear and easy to follow but interesting enough to keep your attention. its basically just a longer and more fleshed out version of the movie. half of it is basically demonstrating the shallowness of these wall street people and the other half is bateman mental issues, but even knowing that the book is suprisingly creative and convincing. depending on who you are you will propably sympathize with bateman and want to be him at times but when he goes full psycho the books becomes fairly disturbing and goes into a lot of detail. its actually very effective at making people rethink their concept of being edgy because bateman is so over the top but still believable.

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>>81604822
Saddest get thread ever. Chech these though.

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check these

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>>81608472

>>81607788
fucking finally praise keke the drought is over

>>81607788
Double dubs. Nice.

What a shit thread. My lack of dubs will confirm.

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>>81609133
dubs confirm ebin bread

check these (dubs)

>>81604878
Olderhood is realizing that my trips are dubs.

Lets see Paul Allens dubs

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>>81611144
>trips+dubs

>>81611144
Full house

>>81604822
>relating to a character whos own edginess lands him in a personal hell

I'm going to get dubs now OK ready OK everybody watch this...

le dibs :D :D :D

>>81604822
Not sure if you actually wanted a real answer or not but excluding all the dubs in this fucking thread, it makes a cretin amount of sense you would feel this way.

Whether the murders were real or not in the movie wasn't really important: what was important was that he became a psycho because of his self made purgatory created from forcing himself into being an empty, egotistical, yuppie that can be interchangeable with every other empty, egotistical, yuppie.

Shit, the guy can't even get the gratification he wants for being a murder because everyone else is too caught up and self absorbed in their own bullshit to care about his confesses - and on three different occasions at that.

Anyway, that culture, for the most part, doesn't exist anymore but self made purgatories are a mechanism to cope with physiologically shitty society's created by institutionalized and diluted adults who just happened to be born before us.

>>81611622

Me too

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>>81611622
>>81611766

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>>81611766
>>81611622
>>81612732

Now let's see Paul Allen's dubs...

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>>81612908

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Here's my dubs.

>>81604822
Yeah, I'm relating to these quads

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You never get dubs if you're trying to get dubs remember this boys

>>81608026
I don't get it, it's just a fucking job. What's so awesome about it that you need to be so certain culture. If it was some good school i would understand, but it's just a fucking job.

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will this be the thread we'll finally discuss the movie, kek will show.

>>81615085
in my experience the lower you are on the social ladder the more there is a certain need to conform.

it's not about getting ahead, it's about surviving the day, work in unity, also there's a lot of jealousy, pressure from above because everyone all the way to the top delegates their shit to whoever is beneath them and you're left to deal with the most soul crushing menial shit

>>81615085
No, it's a lifestyle of that particular job/class. In high society, you are expected to act a cretin way and obtain a cretin kind of job. Eventually there becomes no distinction between you, the class, and the job you have. And the constant bombardment and perceptions of others around you keep you in that loop.

This is one of the many reasons why Japan's birth rate is in decline, along with anime wifus, old people not dying fast enough, and our Japanese generational counterparts watching how fucking miserable their parents were living in their "you need to have a family and be a salary man" societal conformity.

>>81604822
Bateman was only supposed to be 26 in the book and movie right?
>tfw 27

>>81615193
I've been around long enough to have been in threads where they talk about the movie, it really does happen.

>>81615330
>in my experience the lower you are on the social ladder the more there is a certain need to conform.

It's been the opposite in my experience. The higher up the latter I got, the more I had to put on a face to prove I was worth the money they were giving me.

Unless we're talking about tech companies here, and even then it depends on which one. Some still have underline symptoms of shallow 80's yuppie culture.

>>81604822
It's kind of weird to think of this movie as being newer than Fight Club, but it's true.

>>81615817
It happened a few day ago actually. I was presently surprised.

>>81459085

>>81615193
Someone tried already and no one cared >>81611729

Aaaaaand it's a get

>>81615899
>presently
Auto correct you fucking bitch!

>>81615899
Damn I missed that one. Strange because I'm on here every fucking day. Will take a look though.

>>81615981
Fucking lol nevermind I actually was in that thread.

New dubs what do you think?

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check them

>>81608472
>dead guy isn't Paul Allen
sad

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this thread has pathetic digits

>>81604878
MEDIOCRE

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worst dubs thread ever... dubs will prove

is the average age 18? since that idiot from /poltv/ was 18, the one that thought his cousins would start sucking his dick because they watched the dragrace. and op is 21.
>are the children right?

Check'em

746

check em goy

you all guys SUCK at getting dubs

>>81611729
And how hollow normies are and conformity and blah blah

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>2017
>checking dubs
non repeating digits is what's hot now

>>81619277
Then you ain't hot

Dubs and we're all gonna be OK

>>81606024
I love the American Psycho book and now I'm reading Glamorama. It's funny and easy to read, his only problem is that he basically writes the same book every time

>>81615884
Fight Club's book is from 1996 and the American Psycho one is from 1991

dubs? what about trips?

>>81611144
Prophetic

>>81622555
unchecked trips

>>81604822
Was like that when I was 25. Now I'm approaching 30 and feel... this might sound awkward, but the most precise I can manage to describe it is that I'm rediscovering my teenage self and making peace with it, while not reverting to it entirely, but looking at it from the perspective of my accumulated experience, my freshly found Zen. It doesn't actually feel as cheesy as it sounds. Often it feels depressing: I feel a lot of regrets about not being bolder before, not being true to myself sooner. Sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy. But the only thing I am sure of is that I'm not going back to merely existing. Perhaps it's midlife crisis coming early, I don't know. But I feel like I finally found what I want to be and what I want to do, and even when the devil (i.e. my weaker, lazier and more cowardly part) is whispering into my ear that it's too late or it's too ridiculous to be true, I keep going.

>>81604822
The older I get the more I start getting dubs.

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>>81615085
It's all about perception.

You know, Goldman doesn't get the big M&A deals because they're more competent than your average local corporate finance boutique full of frighteningly smart state uni grads. Most large companies have had decade long relationships with other consulting/M&A firms, that have handled all their small acquisitions and so on, who know the firm inside out. Yet when it comes time for the big show, they get frozen out. And the Goldmans, Rothschilds and JPmorgans get it.


They get it because it's expected that their name is attached to the M&A deal. If the name isn't there, buyers and financiers of the buyers will assume something is wrong, and they won't be interested.

So if the big picture is that competence isn't key, appearance is, you can understand that this translates inside the organisation as well. It's similar on the legal side.

>>81606904
thats because i only know how to get dubs

t. Bateman