>when the movie wasn't very good

>>81601488
If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door.

Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess

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>>81601546
I appreciated the post-credits scene in Deadpool.
>Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.

does anyone check the seats for sharts?

>>81601603
Yes, and also there are audience-facing cameras in every theater recording your reactions to the preroll commercials and also documenting your actions in the theater. Check your ticket's fine print.

So yeah, go ahead and shart. We have your face, prints, and in all likelihood your credit card and license plates. Do it. Test me.

>>81601488
I always do this, it is a tradition in my family

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>>81601546
There is a bathroom outside the door too but it doesn't stop me from taking a shit through the crack between the theater seat and backrest so I don't have to miss the flick

>>81601662
stay mad, wagie

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>>81601488
damn I could use one of those trays at my home cinema

>>81601488
>Alvin and the Chipmunks
That would explain everything

>>81601546
don't touch the hand rails, a whole bunch of boogers found their way there

>>81601595
People still left their trash on the floor even after Deadpool mentioned it.

People are fucking slobs.

>>81602078
trashing the theater is a very satisfying thing. i usually purchase a second drink just to spill it on the seats