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>>81596945
>apes
>camels
>pigs
>kikes

in the same room

>>81596945

I'm pretty hyped, although the intro might need some getting used to for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPzC8Wcf12I&feature=youtu.be

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>>81596945
the movie list looks good. the same sort of schlock they've always riffed on

when does it become available on Netflix? Midnight tonight?

>>81597414
Midnight Pacific, in all time zones.
Only English-speaking countries are getting it, because movie rights are a bitch to negotiate. Hence lots of episodes never getting released on DVD/going out of print/getting pulled from the rotation back when the show was still on cable.

>>81597414
The Land That Time Forgot is actually a decent movie, I enjoyed watching it when I was a kid.

>>81597561
Yeah but fortunately everything is typically on youtube

>>81597561
>Midnight Pacific
>3 A.M. on the East Coast (where I am)
goddammit

>>81597649
It is. Not really mst3k worthy

>>81597735

Same here anon. Thinking about putting on an older ep and taking a nap while I wait.

>>81596945
>patton mongoloid oswsomething
that fucking face.

>>81597793
Someone get a stream and chatroom going for TIme Chasers or Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

>>81596945
Haven't seen anything about it yet. I hope they stick with the original formula and don't do too much with the secondary characters. Also I hope we don't get cringy nerd humor. The addition of Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt are making me pretty afraid about the whole project. Has Jonah Ray ever done anything worth mentioning?

>>81596945

The jokes and general humor of the first show was pretty garbage so I probably won't bother.

ALT = Already Left thread

>>81598019
how'd you see it?

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>>81597414
>tfw remembering watching Reptilicus when I was a young lad

>>81598062
Think he's talking about the original run of the show. As a kickstarter backer I've watched like 5 episodes. Its decent but there are definitely some issues that need ironing out. Its not offensively bad and might be the most consistently decent the show has been though.

>people are hyped
>for THIS

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So excited to see these white people act like white people act.

Yo it's out for Kickstarter backers, so you can pirate it. I just watched the first one, and guys, it's fucking great. Top-tier riffs. Pretty good host segments.

If there's anything I don't like, it's the new SOL backdrop during the host segments and Servo's new VO. Both of those things could plausibly grow on me over time.

>>81598390
I actually had difficulty telling if it was Jonah or Servo riffing at times during the first episode.

Howard Yount's Crow is fucking perfect though

>>81598290
fuck Wil Wheaton isn't in this is he? If him, the camel, and Oswalt are all in it the whole thing might be unwatchable.

>>81598451
He has a 30 second cameo in episode one, then never shows up again.

>>81598451
Bad news, every character is played by Wheaton. All of them. Guess you're gonna have to leave this one to all us cucks and beta males and get back to your moe shit or whatever.

>>81598504
Fuck off, don't pretend Wheaton isn't shit.

>>81598525
No I watch all of his stuff, he's the best. I wish I could be redpilled like you but instead I'm such a nu-male I'm the president of the Wil Wheaton Soft Dick Sub Club. Please teach me your ways so I can be a discriminating alpha male TV viewer with totally original opinions.

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>>81598625

>>81598427
I've watched them all and I really didn't like new Servo at first, but I think he turned out to be pretty good. Just different.

Wil Wheaton's such a D-lister that not even Kathy Griffin will notice him as she suctions her way across the glittering Hollywood aquarium for her fill of shit and scum.

>>81598734
kek that one gets me every time

>>81598794
Thanks. Use it everywhere.

I like to imagine it reaching either of them.

>>81598848
I'm sure there's a twitter screencap somewhere of someone replying to them with that.

Oswalt and Day are my only major concerns. I really can't stand either of them.

The rest of the cast is fine. The movies range from meh to good.

>>81598942
I'm more concerned about the writing. The original show was always hit or miss, but this has the potential to get really bad.

>they make a quip about Patton's wife

>>81598942
but Veronica was best companion in F:NV

>>81596983
fbfp

Day and Oswald are okay. I have no feelings on Jonah. I don't mind Servo's new voice.

Host segments are hit or miss, but the riffs are good, at least. So there's that.

>>81599310
She was literally the worst.
>ghouly trejo
>dead eyes boone
>granny murdersword
>cowgirl long dick holster

Hell, even veronica's ex was a better companion.

>>81596945
>patton oswalt
>memelicia day

Yeah I honestly have 0 interest in watching this shit.

Tom Servo's VA sucks. The rest is fine.

It's very jarring to hear them reference something that's hap1999, but other than that I like the riffing so far.

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>>81597082

Yikes. I'll watch it once and then skip it on the rest of the episodes.

>Wil Wheaton
Yeah no.

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Finally, I find out where this reaction pic came from

>>81597561
>Midnight Pacific, in all time zones.

It;s 2:37 AM CST here, where are my new episodes.

>>81603713
You'll have to search Netflix for it. It didn't pop up on the main screen for me, but its there

>>81603732

Thanks. Watching now.

Tom sounds like dogshit, and Crow sounds like a bad Crow impersonation

where the downloads at folks?

About 15mins into it and all the jokes are absolute shit. It's not fucking funny one bit and it feels way too forced. Nah.

i finished about 6 so far since the backers got em early on tuesday

riffs are good the host segments suck

so pretty much your standard mst3k experience

>>81596945
Can already tell the main guy is a beta nu-male cuck based solely on his facial hair.

The new guy is good. Crow is okay. Servo tries way to hard to be noticed.

Day is horrible in every scene. Laying it on way too thick.

Oswalt is tolerable.

First episode starts off slow but it gets better by the end.

>>81605388
how is this different from the original hosts? especially joel

>>81603670
is it from reptilicus?

>>81605438
yeah

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>>81597414
>the loves of Hercules

>>81603670
I was thinking the same thing.

>"Oh fuck, it's that bug eyed guy from the gifs!"

are they all out now? I can only find the first one

where are people watching this, for those of with no netflix that is

The riffs during the first movie actually made me laugh so that's one worry out of the way. Host segments are bad though. A shame Joel didn't bring his charm to those.

New guy is pretty funny. I love Crow. Host segments are fucking t r a s h though.

>>81605631
>Host segments are fucking t r a s h though.
and have been since ktma

Trust millenials to recycle a show that was already about recycling movies and to add a black guy of course

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The first episode was terrible. Tom Servo's voice actor is dogshit, Crow's is merely passable, the new guy is some nu-male cuck, and with their massive budget, they've missed the point of the show.

MST3K isn't about a bunch of elaborate props, and impressive shots. It was made by some ordinary bored guys who decided to make a couple little props and make fun of shitty movies in their basement. They made a show about watching shitty movies with your friends while drunk and put it on a public network, then it just happened to be fucking hilarious. They didn't have a massive budget, they were just some creative and funny people making a funny show.

But now the new show has this massive Kickstarter budget, new actors who try way too hard, and shitty riffs. I never laughed once throughout the Reptilicus episode.

>>81605717
t. Upset manchild

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>Bones...
>Jim.
>Fossil bones.
>Fossil Jim.

Lot of tryhard in Reptilicus but that one got me.

About 10 minutes or so into the actual riffing on the first movie and I can't tell Jonah and new Tom apart at all.

Anyone else experiencing this?

>>81596945
>the crew

prepare to be dissapointed

>everyone sounds like shit except for crow
>fake low budget
>fat hipster host
>starpower

This hurts to watch

>>81596945
It's fucking garbage and nobody who actually watched more than two episodes of the original will like it.

>>81605803

Also new Crow sounds like a 50/50 mix of Trace's and Corbett's Crow and it's really weirding me out

>/tv/ gets mad at cast member who is black
Never change /tv/

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>>81605856

The riffs are pretty good. Sometimes theybare a bit too try hard or "modern", and I wish they'd give them more time to breathe. Still, generally good riffs means good MST3K. The host segments are unsurprisingly worse, but they were never good anyway. One thing that I'm having trouble getting used to is the increase in singing

>>81605777
Trips are not an argument.

>>81605904
I disagree

>half the cast are literally people who abuse and look down on actual "nerd culture"

I'd be really happy if Day and Wheaton would just die.

What was the point of changing Gypsy's incredibly easy to replicate voice?

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Crow's mouth is barely moving wtf

His flapping bowling pin face was always super animated in the original series

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>>81605986
>actual "nerd culture"

I wasn't liking the first episode but the monster rap was super charming.

>make a Theremin turkey because there's no music for Thanksgiving

"Alice's Restaurant," motherfuckers.

>>81605886
I don't mind the more modern references. Old MST3K did then modern references too.

I definitely agree that they should give a little breathing room to the jokes. They fire them a little too fast sometimes.

Host segments feel par for the course so far, but I was never a big fan of them either so that's not really praise. Honestly though, I liked the monster song. That was fun.

Tom Servo's voice just keeps tripping me up.

Did they explain how Tom and Crow got back onto the ship?

>>81606148
nope

Good so far, but sometimes you need to put a BIT of a gap between jokes. They just overload it at times. Otherwise, incredibly true to the old formula.

/tv/'s thoughts on Kinga and TV's Max?

>>81606190
>/tv/'s thoughts on Kinga and TV's Max?

Consistently the worst part of an otherwise enjoyable experience.

>>81606188
Im guessing the original Tom and Crow are stll with Mike, the original gypsy is still running her company, and these are replicas

>>81606102
The modern references are there but they pepper just enough old stuff that it doesn't feel ham handed.

>>81606087
Did that reference in I Accuse My Parents, sorry dude.

>>81606102
You're right, but some still struck me the wrong way. The big one that stuck out was the whole "the bones have a twotter feed" thing.

I also thing some of the jokes are too involved. There are times when they'll barely finish getting a riff of in the time it takes for the movie to cut two or three times. And there aren't as many subdued jokes, which is a shame. Like the ones where the guys make a hushed observation about the movie

Yeah, voices are a mixed bad. Crow's is fine, Tom's is off and doesn't suit his character, and Gypsy's change was totally unnecessary.

>>81606278
>Jonah and Tom are difficult as heck to tell apart but it's the only technical gripe I have thus far.

>>81605942
My digits disagree.

>>81606086

I think it's the voices, Tom doesn't sound right, Jonah sounds too enthusiastic compared to Joel and Mike's tired and relaxed demeanors, Crow sounds fine.

>>81605990

I think they wanted to be more diverse, rather than have a female robot, they wanted a robot voiced by a woman. She's not doing a voice though, she's just talking, at least Tom's guy is trying to the voice.

>>81606422
I kinda feel like most of us don't like Tom's voice because it's so different. Myself included.

I can't help but think that's a bit unfair. He doesn't do a bad job, it's just that Crow is keeping it so familiar that the juxtaposition of Tom Servo's vastly different voice is a bit jarring.

With time, I think I could get used to it. But for now, it's off-putting.

>>81606548

He's too high pitched compared to his original voice, when Tom's talking he sounds like Smarmy Jonah and when he's doing a riff as a character in the movie he sounds like Crow. It's a bad Tom Servo impression that sounds too much like Jonah and Crow.

Just finished watching it. Not bad, are the other movies out now as well?

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>"You're not mowgli!"
>"If Short round shows up I'm out the airlock."
>"Dr. Zaius, you're naked!"

The second episode has some decent laughs. Awkward as hell cameo too.

i was indifferent to the reboot but then my buddies SJW girlfriend threw a fit on facebook because of a bulimia joke so i guess i'm all aboard now

>>81596945
>Felicia Day
>Patton kill-a-wife Oswalt
Well it's off to a good start. It made me laugh thinking I would ever watch those pukes in the first place.

>>81606972
Oswalt makes an excellent second banana, go fuck yourself.

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requires a Reddit account to watch

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>>81607024
No.

where is it

>>81597414
The Reptilicus episode is the only one I can find online

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>>81596945
Just watched the first episode -

The good:
-Jonah is not bad
-Crow sounds close enough
-Some amusing laughs

The Bad:
-ADD levels of jokes being thrown at you. Holy shit, they need to calm the fuck down. A lot of them are bad.
-Host Segments are worse than ever
-So much fucking singing
-Tom Servo's voice is such hot garbage He sounds just like Jonah, and all his 'impressions' sound god awful. If it wasn't for the subtitles saying who is talking, I would have never guessed he was speaking at all.

Honestly it's a small thing but I'm most upset that Servo can fly and Jonah doesn't carry him into the theater.

>>81596945


Rifftrax is better.