What the fuck did he buy?

>>81594620
super secret hacker software

DIG

>>81594620
Instruction on how to make super-meth.

>>81594620
a 4chan pass
the matrix has captchas, y'know

>>81594620
A bull for his wife

>>81594620
a program to make his unpaid parking tickets disappear

Software to erase parking tickets

>>81594620

underage fappening

>>81594620
More importantly: were they working with the resistance or were they still plugged in?

>Whoever is using Neo's computer tells him they're about to show up
>They're way insistent he goes out that night
>all dressed like retards

Think about it, won't you?

CP

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>>81594620
He was buying a program to erase all his parking tickets

the secret to eternal youth

(get it? keanuheads inside joke)

He needed more parking tickets

A cracked version of Unreal Tournament 2000

>>81594878
>were they working with the resistance
Wow i never considered this anon.
They are actually dressed a like.

also.
>Rob zombie remix

Half-Life 3

>>81594978
i really wish that game wasn't now just Russian and Chinese servers filled with bots and hackers