It's April 19th 1993. Whatcha gonna rent?

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>>81594077
>It's April 19th 1993.
>Whatcha gonna rent?

Rent? Aren't you watching the news?

I was -6 years old...

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This new Dino film, i hope its as good as the mags say

>>81594077
>1993 was 34 years ago

I'm going to rent Ghost and fuck your mom afterwards.

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Pizza Hut won

>>81594077
>1993 was 5,086 years ago

>>81594077
I wasn't even born yet. I was born in '96

>>81594214
4chan was so much better at that time

Well I was nearly 4 years old at the time, so probably a Thomas the Tank Engine VHS that I didn't already have.

April 29th 1992, there was a riot on the streets tell me where were you

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>>81594077

>>81594264
this site was so much better under moot's predecessor

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>>81594230
Congrats on outing yourself as a Yuropoor.

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Hellraiser

>>81594077
>blockbuster
lel these kikes

>>81594276
on a roof top pickin' off niggers.

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>>81594077

April 19th is my birthday

I was two years old in 1993

Happy birthday to me

>You will never spend an hour routing around a video store before finally settling on a film ever again

Why even live?

>>81594276
I was 5 and in the 1st grade.

>>81594276
I was 3, so probably in the red house in Florida.

>>81594357
You'll be here for every bday. 4chan has been the only constant in my life for the past 12 years. Video games too I suppose.

What's the current Marvel movie?

>>81594473
>12 years
Only 6 here for me. Does it ever get tiring?

>>81594563
Adore this movie. It's so bad.
>you will never have weird tin can walkie talkies with a cutie girl down the street

>>81594121
No. What's happening?

>>81594388
I still do that at Gamestop but look like a huge autist and get embarrassed when I do it.

>>81594121

This friendly young chap seems to have some interesting chap.

>>81594077
Probably Under Siege so I can pop some major WOOD.

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>>81594388
>rental place
>gumball machine
>get a purple one and get a free rental
>never get one

>>81594693
That's the worst part. When you get tired of one board, there's always another one you'll gravitate to.

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>>81594307
my man

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>>81594307
>Be 9
>It's friends bday
>His dad lets us stay up all night watching horror movies
>We rent Friday the 13th, IT tremors, child's play and predator
>Eating chip, just jubes and pop until we were sick

Holy fuck man nevar again.

>>81594829
are you posting on a phone?

>>81594853
Yes and didn't proof read. Auto correct, while often a blessing can also be a curse.

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Hard Boiled, with my boy Cow Yun-Fat.

Whoops, Blockbuster wouldn't have had it. Gotta go to the cool video store.

Well i wasnt born until the end of June so nothing

>You can never go back to the late 90's

I HATE NETFLICKS

>>81594077

im -1 month old

>>81594077
The Last Action Hero.

>>81594077
I would most likely be renting a baseball game, or an old wrestling tape.

>>81594779
My local videostore had "prizes" like a free rental, three old movies for 3 days, free kids movie, etc. Worst thing you could get was a free popcorn, which made up probably 25% of the prizes. Cost was 1 loonie

>>81594829
>didn't call your parents to pick you up because you were scared

enjoy your normie life phoneposter

>>81594077
I was in my mothers pussy

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Bloodsport and Terminator.

>>81595269
Me too.

>>81594077
somewhere in time

>He didnt live 5 minutes walking distance from a block busters

pulp fiction

>>81594077
All Dogs Go to Heaven

>implying anyone on this board was even born back then

stop lying

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>>81595291

>>81594077
Nothing, I haven't been born yet.

>>81594172
Fuck off little boy.

>>81594077
Rent Cheech and Chong movies and wait to celebrate the next day.

>>81594214
>not know basic maths

>>81594250
>not know basic maths

>>81594276
>Incubus
muh nigga

Bebe's Kids or Mighty Ducks.

>>81595501
>>81595510
i was thinking that to lol

>>81594328
Who owns Taco Bell?

>>81594077
I'm only 5 years old, so nothing myself. Maybe if I'm a good boy mommy and daddy will rent me The Swiss Family Robinson or Treasure Island.

>>81595578
quack quack quack quack Mr. Ducksworth

>>81594357
I was posting memes on /tv/ when you where 2 years pld kiddo

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>>81595699
This guy gets it.

>>81594276
26th you try hard poser. Btw they're my favorite band, seen em live like 20 times

>>81594077
APRIL 26TH 1992 THERE WAS A RIOT ON THE STREETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1dPKfxRhk0

>>81594077
Slacker

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>>81594077
Blood in Blood out

>>81595729

This image always kinda confuses me because I was on SA "back in the day" but didn't come to 4chin till about 05.

I was on SA till relatively recently, too. Goons are pissants these days.

>>81594966

I had a Video City and they had shit like this. Bunch of Shaolin kung fu movies and Jackie Chan shit.

>>81596095
I was on SA from 2000-2013, the front page and forums were comedy gold for a few years until around 2004/5 when the community fractured completely and became a hive of sjw bullshit. i remember hearing about 4chan when it was made but i didn't give a shit about anime so i never checked this place out until like 2010

>>81594201
Movie hasn't even released yet, bro.

>>81594077
>being this old

go to bed granpa. i'd say call up your grandkids but i suspect you've never even had children to give you grandkids.

>>81597364
Don't talk shit about my sexy grandkids

Reservoir Dogs, again

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Rawhead Rex. Gotta watch that priest get his piss baptism.

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Either this kino or Alien

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>>81594077
>its an anon spends a suspiciously long amount of time looking at boxes just next to the porn section episode

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I had cool parents

>>81597902
not buying the bootleg from some weirdo neet at a convention you missed out anon

>>81595729
everytime i see this image old fag gets moved back further and further, weird

>>81596350
Wait is it true SA became SJW? I can't imagine how that could happen, that place was always politically incorrect as fuck

>>81594077
I was 11 months old

>All these whipper snappers not even alive back in 1993

GET OFF MY BOARD YOU DAMN KIDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81598795

So you just except to be an old fag one day. If you weren't here during the early years you'll never be one.

>>81594357
I was -1.

>>81594121
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81594077
God, how I miss Blockbuster.
I go to pic related now.

>>81594563
This is also my pick, even though Kick Back is superior.

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>>81600603
oops

True Romance

>>81594077
Nothing my father didn't believe in the renting system. He would pay for new movie channels like HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, and Disney Channel. Any Disney or kids film I was interested in bad enough he would just by for me on home video. He would maybe rent one film every 2 years.

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I wont be born for another 5 months

>>81594077
I rent anime VHS.
Oh fucking WAIT.

>>81600649
Best scene of all time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3yon2GyoiM