ITT: Movie scenes that gave you weird boners. I'll start.

Seek help.

>>81592334
>scenes that make you hide your face and bear it

>>81592334

I

>>81592401
M

>>81592463
A

>>81592584
G

>>81592623
I

D

>>81592641
N

>>81592672
A

>>81592672
E

>>81592663
You motherfucker

>>81592334

the only time she was hot

>>81592334
I never understood what people see in this scene. She looks gross to me, I mean there's just so much stuff I don't like about it. For one, I hate when girls stick their vaginas out like that, it doesn't look good. Like those solo videos where they are standing up masturbating and they just stuck out their pelvis. It doesn't look good, the vaginal area looks better when it's not all forced outwards like that. And it's especially bad in her case because of her bony upper legs. Additionally, that pose makes her butt look horrible from that angle. On the left side of that pic it looks nice, with the usual flow of leg to chest, but on the right of the pic you see that abrupt change of leg to butt caused by her bony leg/pelvis shifted outwards like that. Besides the lower tragedy going on there her head is a wreck as well. Short hair works on feminine faces, but when you have short hair + a masculine face you just look like a tranny; and she's no exception.

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this one

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>>81593875
t. the guy that fucked his goblin-looking spic maid

>>81593681
t. someone who never seen A Fish Called Wanda

>>81594030
>FALCOOON PUNCH

>>81591924
>I'm le 13 and totes randumz!!!

>>81593681
Trading Places
Fish Called Wanda
Halloween

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>>81593681

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unironically masturbated to this 50+ times

>>81595362
If this was made today, "she" would be a tranny

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>>81595386

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>>81591924
Yo ho yo ho

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>>81595411
noomi will always be rape-fu, sorry mate
>that look of disdain as you grab her by her hair

>>81595477
that`s a dude, bb

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>>81595362

>>81592334
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>81595884
this is the kind of stuff i think are better in these threads. the non actual sexual, but still has like teasing aspects. whats the sauce on this? love me some eva green

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFLQS12z8K4

>>81594076
i was 10 and my parents made me leave the room during this scene. snatched the tape and fast forwarded it at like 4am later that night. good times.

>>81593875
THERE IT IS

>>81596057
Are you some kinda gay? Curtis has a weird face, sure, but her body was perfect.

This pasta works best wth the Gal Gadot + Han F5 scene...

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>>81595844
holy shit

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>>81596153
Womb or Clone depending on the country.

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>>81596201
how do you acknowledge that it's pasta, but you still call the anon posting it gay? i don't get it, so i guess you earned your (You).

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>>81596301
more

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>>81596319
>tfw no incestuous sexual tension with mommy Eva
Why even live.

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>>81592689
IMAGIDNAE? is latin or something?

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>>81596301
if that's the movie then that means the kid is a dude. lame. it's the clone of her dead lover who she gives birth to and raises as a child, fuck that dude for looking like a chick

>>81596543

he's prepuberty brah, calm down

>>81595144
this

>>81595144
Catgirl and leather fetish.

>>81596289
>Sweating_man.jpg

I normally couldn't care less about feet, and watching that webm gave me the sort of pangs of intense sexual excitement normally reserved only for when I find a girl I know's nudes on anonib.

Dan Schneider, you truly are a magnificent bastard.