How come Mike doesn't have any children?

he's paid for like 45 abortions
they named a cul-de-sac behind an abortion clinic after him

How come Mike doesn't have a wife?

>>81591715
Why doesn't Mike use protection?

>>81591663
How do you know he doesn't?

>>81591982
>the question your mom asked...
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDS

>>81591663
>this is what /tv/ has become

>>81592000
he probably doesn't based on that botw episode with the airplane video, where he says something about how dealing with kids sounds like a nightmare and jack says "it is"

>>81591663
It's known within the inner circle of RLM that Mike keeps forcing Jesse to have abortions. She's on her fifth, but it's said since last year she's had three. This is why she's been off the show for a while due to pregnancy.

If we were in her situation would we do any different?
>Boyfriend has high paying job
>She doesn't have to work
>Often has access to expensive jewelry
>Only has to abort her children in exchange for this

>>81591663

Because he was witness to the failure of the baby boomer generation.

>>81591663
He's too busy fucking man ass, can't get that shit pregnant.

>>81592266
condoms are cheaper than abortions

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>2011
>having kids

>>81592381
tell that to blacks

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i have this desire to impregnate women

hey paul!

>>81592220
Ah well, assuming he has no brothers his family name will end with him and the world will be better for it

>>81592381
Mike does want kids but he keeps changing his mind. She'd have a lot more abortions if they didnt use condoms.

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>>81591663
hope i dont get banned this time

>>81591663
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING LOSER

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>>81591663
He does, he was just never told.

>>81592977
Is that really him?

>>81592977
wait what

>>81592977
>posting feet on /tv/ is now a bannable offence

Jesus Christ, if the mods ever have sex, I bet they'll do it with the lights off and using a blanket with a hole cut in it

>>81592427
Top giggle

>>81592418
Everyone with intelligence should not have kids. Pour every cent back into your own happiness and rejoice in your older years when you get to safely shape the future and for your lower-IQ peer's spawn.

>>81591715
It's not actually behind the clinic it's just nearby

why do you fucking shilling pieces of fucking shit have to make 10 threads a day

FUCK OFF

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>>81592977

>>81592266
This is sick. Someone needs to save her.

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>>81592977
ayyyyy

>>81591663
He is a nihilistic demoralized genX-er and a failed artist reduced to making YouTube content for ad money and patreon pledges. He knows deep inside he is a genetic failure and his messed up genes should not propagate.