Star Wars Celebration

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Star Trek is for adults. Star Wars is for kids.

We can all agree on this, right?

just fucking ignore them
you know who

>>81591459
Nope

>>81591459
No, Star Wars is for children. Star Trek is for teenagers.

Stargate is for adults.

Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

What did they mean by this?

>>81591459
Both are shit. battlestar galactica is where it's at

>>81591436
I loved TFA. Fight me.

>>81591509
Kill yourself

What are kids that grow up with the new trilogy going to be able to obsess over? Do kids even care about Star Wars anymore?

>>81591487
This.

Ignore the shills.

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>inb4 shitters from the other thread come in to say TFA was a bad movie despite it being the 3rd highest grossing movie of all time

reminder that most people liked the movie and that you are the very small minority.

>>81591517
i'd recommend watching more movies and get some better taste.

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Why do Han Solo and Indiana Jones exist in the same universe?

>>81591591
>inb4 screeching about "MUH MARY SUE"

Why are people acting like there's any question of whether Anakin's force ghost will be Hayden? It's already canon whether Disney likes it or not, and even more importantly Sebastian Shaw has been dead since 1994.

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>>81591598

>>81591591
>a movie made money that means it must be good!

>>81591591
i guess that means the prequels are good too. good to know

>>81591591


>being 12

>>81591652
Okay then show me all those movies that bombed at the box office that are masterpieces.

>>81591591
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/image/Fku_4t2Xw7KxGf8KwqCa8A/

Holy fucking shit.

>>81591609
I wonder what earth is like in Star Wars. It's a galaxy far far away, not a different timeline or universe, so it must exist but is just obviously in a different galaxy.

And what are they talking about with the "long time ago" part? How long ago? Is the Battle of Yavin contemporary with Rome? Medieval times? Cavemen? Dinosaurs?

>>81591609
Because George Lucas is actually swell.

>>81591652
>>81591684
>>81591704
>latching onto the money thing and not looking at the review score from regular people

The prequels have bad review scores from regular people btw.

https://youtu.be/k7ZW1gtCljs

Pure. Kino.

>>81591598
Like the """kino""" prequels, eh? ;)

>>81591721
what the fuck

I love how in Star Wars humans just somehow exist everywhere, have no homeworld, and two individuals can have different British or American accents even if they grow up in the same environment as each other.

>>81591740
but you just said if a movie made money that must mean it's good.

and the prequels made lots of money.

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Did Lucas actually make the prequels too deep?

>>81591721
look at this and tell me the shills aren't real.

>>81591811
i dont get it

>>81591842
Kek, that would be funny if it that was true.

>>81591509

You've posted this in every single celebration thread.

Literally kill yourself.

Who the fucking fuck is Rex and why is reddit going ape shit all over this?

And don't bring me your EU canon fanfic shit.

>>81591873
look at her belt

>>81591740
Don't bother. Prequelfags go through any hoop available and won't stop until you give in completely and admit to them (for validation purposes) that the prequels are absolute misunderstood kino masterpieces and brilliantly crafted works of art.

Nothing short of sucking their contrarian cocks will get them to fuck off.

>>81591920
so obi wan is a pedophile?

>>81591882
it's true though.

>>81591784
I'm not a complete fucking dweeb so this may be wrong, but I think I heard that all humans originated from Couruscant.

>>81591509
Feminism is here to stay sweetie. Deal with it.

>>81591920
now that's a poem if I ever saw one.

>>81591874
bravo geroge

>>81591914
Dave Filoni speculated that Rex might be the old member of the Endor strike team from Return of the Jedi. "I really do think that Rex is that guy on Endor," he said, "I really do. Why else is there a bearded old guy on Endor, Tano? Why? It makes no sense. If you don't want that to happen, do you know what that means? I'm gonna make that happen, I'm getting like Palpatine, I'm getting power crazy." In Legends, the character was identified as Nik Sant.[76]
>Old guy with a white beard named Nik Sant
>Nick Santa

I wonder what Trump's rankings of the films would be

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Who here hope?

>>81591532
POETRY

>>81591509
>>81591524
>>81591882
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>81591740
why are you bringing up the prequels? TFA is a completely underwhelming movie that has nothing to do with the prequels

>>81592034
Trump doesn't enjoy anything fun-related. I see him more as a black snuff film sort of guy.

incoming trailer?

>>81592081
WRONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddvk4aWNS50

>>81592049

Top picture (L to R): Son, Grandfather, Father

Bottom picture (L to R): Father, Grandfather, Son

>>81592084
15 minutes

>>81591509
disneyshills literally cant defend this.

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>>81592056

>>81591983
explains why Uncle Owen wanted Luke to stay away from that crazy old hermit

I recently rewatched the original trilogy and ANH is literally the only competently made Star Wars film. It has a rock solid plot structure and GOAT worldbuilding. ESB is just Luke & friends adventures and ROTJ is on prequel level.

>>81592154
TLJ TODAY?!?
It's dropping today?!?

>>81592257
I respect you more than other people who shit on the prequels more because at least you can accept that the OT are also dumb films.
>ROTJ is on prequel level
ROTS is honestly better than it, and that's not even an uncommon opinion.

>>81592029
Thank you, pal.

>>81592328
>accept that the OT are also dumb films.
Kids, please go.

>>81592189
*red ball Jett keyboard scratch*
you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

>>81592278
no its bullshitting you its tomorrow

>Watching star wars
You have to go back

>>81591436
Has a droid in the star wars universe ever had sex? We obviously know the answer for Star Trek.

>>81592377
they are

>>81592328
rotj At least has a decent scene in the movie unlike rots you reddit fag

However all meme wars is shit

>>81591721
>Reviews were good and made lots of money!
>Haha fucking losers not liking such a great movie!
>*.10 cents have been deposited into account*
>Time to make more threads!

Seriously, it's like these fuckers don't try anymore. TFA copied New Hope, and at best it is a 6/10 movie. It wasn't bad, it wasn't good, it was just okay. I haven't had the urge to watch it again either, because it was just above mediocre.

>>81592257
ya i feel the same for the most part, New Hope was just more rewatchable personally, great fucking build up to the death star attack.

>>81591767
nice strawmanning :)

I haven't watched anything, anything interesting happen? I hear Christensen showed up?

>>81592278
tomorrow morning after 11am ET

>>81592470
ROTS had the darth plagueis scene which was kino and better than any scene in TFA

>>81591591
Just like how the Transformers movies are good because they made so much money, right?

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>>81591492

Yeah

>>81592627
him and sheev were the only good things that happened today

>>81592067
They don't have anything to back up their argument so they use the prequels as an excuse to cover up their lame excuses. You know, because everyone likes to hate the prequels.

Trailer W H E N

>>81591459

Star Wars is for kids and adults who just like the fun and adventure

Star Trek is for teenagers who think they are intellectual for watching the ship/station suffer one of the same four problems again and again

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What did Lucas mean by this?

>>81592627
He did but nothing worth watching.

>>81592708
Do you guys think that Lucas, Hamil and Ford were talking shit about Disney behind closed door today?

I've noticed that they were much happier today talking with each other instead of with Disney Executives like a SDCC or something.

>>81592616
Are you new here?

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>>81592189
hm.

>>81592760
No, why'd you ask?

>>81592661
Are we still pretending this scene was good?

>>81592724
If you unironically think the prequels are great, there is probably something actually wrong with you. Or you aren't too smart.

>>81592790
Are we still pretending TFA was good?

>>81592833
B-but everyone l-loved it! L-look at the re-reviews!

>>81592820
Not once did I say that I thought the prequels were great, you autist.
Then again, I don't think you're very smart at all.

>>81592661
>Randomly brings up TFA

I turned that movie off

>>81592820
Actually i would argue you need to have a high IQ to fully appreciate the genius of the prequels

>calling star wars sci fi

>>81592103
>it's great
>incredible
>wow, really great
>so good
>amazing
>btw, Trump Tower is in it...
It's funnier because we know that in his head, he thinks this is a legitmate and in-depth "criticism" of a movie he maybe saw once.

>>81592182
Nobody cares

>>81592833
I don't have to pretend. It is.
>if TFA bombed, /tv/ would laud it as a misunderstood masterpiece homage to the original trilogy.

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Where is she

>>81592860
There are multiple anons here, reddit.

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>>81592725
Tomorrow pham

>>81592877
Right.

>>81592967
>TFA is good
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
AHOOO AHOOO WEEEEEW
*minor stroke*
HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHE

would finn have said droid please if he wasn't black you racist POS?

>>81593062
Are you like, actually having a stroke?
>over a year later and TFA still triggers faggots like this
Did you write a dissertation a few weeks ago on here about how you unsubbed from RLM too?

>>81593004
>project and bring up irrelevant shit
> uhhhh there's multiple people here dude

>>81593102
I don't watch e-celebs but anyone who defends TFA has bad taste. it's just a completely underwhelming forgettable movie.

>>81593007
>teaser trailer
What's the point? It'll just be a slow pan over a lightsaber or something with a vague voice over that reveals nothing about the plot

>>81593102
>bringing up rlm
>i don't even have a youtube account
Can't believe you didn't call me a prequelfag as well. All star wars is irredeemable garbage. TFA is the diarrhea frosting though reddit

Are you going to defend that blatant racism or just keep dodging the question?

Han Solo: People are counting on us. The galaxy is counting on us.
Finn: Solo, we'll figure it out. We'll use the Force.
Han Solo: That's not how the Force works!

Finn: I'm not Resistance. I'm not a hero. I'm a stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family I'll never know. And raised to do one thing. But my first battle, I made a choice. I wasn't gonna kill for them. So I ran. Right into you. And you looked at me like no one ever had. I was ashamed of what I was. But I'm done with the First Order. I'm never going back. Rey, come with me.
Rey: Don't go.

Finn: Droid, please!

Han Solo: You might need this.
[passes a blaster to Rey]
Rey: I think I can handle myself.
Han Solo: I know you do. That's why I'm giving it to you. Take it. You know how to use one of those?

Leia: When did that ever help? And don't say the Death Star.

Rey: So you're with the Resistance?
Finn: [pauses while thinking] Obviously. Yes, I am. I'm with the Resistance, yeah.
[whispers]
Finn: I love with the Resistance.

Han Solo: Is there a garbage chute? Trash compactor?

>>81593249
Han Solo: We lost our son. Forever.
Leia: No. It was Snoke. He seduced our son to the dark side. But we can still save him. Me. You.

Snoke: The droid you seek is aboard the Millennium Falcon in the hands of your father, Han... Solo.

Rey: Stop holding my hand! I know how to run without you holding my hand!


This feels like the furthest thing from being a Star Wars movie

>>81593249
ffs
:^)

>>81593235
Anon, you are reaching with this "dats racist" bait

ROTS is better than TFA solely for the fact it's more entertaining. tfa was bland and forgettable, it's just a rehash of a new hope, with some forced pandering.. the flick just didn't need to be made.

>>81592986
In my basement.

>>81593168
I heard it won't be a teaser.

>>81593374
I liked Rey's scenes up until she meets Finn.

>>81593359
So if finn was Asian he would have said droid please?

So you're just admitting you can't defend it, you just like watching pew pew space wizardry?

>>81593429
Was just about to say I liked Finn up until he met Rey. Then he started acting like a homo.

>>81593467
Nobody is buying it

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>>81592690

so guys what's coming up in this celebration shite anyway?
anything worth watching the stream for specifically?

>>81593562
The Heroines of Star Wars panel is up tomorrow if you want to see some girrl power

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>>81593062
"Finn wasn't written to be black believe me guys"

>>81593595
cool I'll get myself in slay mode now.
anything else though lads?

>>81592901
The video was mainly to shit on Obama. He's reviewed other movies before too

>>81593740
"Reviewed"

>>81591459
No. They're both for kids.

When are we going to stop pretending Kylo Ren is a good villain?

>>81593519
>buying it
>if I don't believe it, it isn't true!
I don't need you to buy it, its the dictionary definition of racism. You can't defend it, instead you just pretend it somehow isn't.

>>81593595
I can't imagine being triggered by women in science fantasy cartoons. How miserable do you need to be?

>talented writer/director
>talented cast

What a waste of their time.

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>>81593102
I would very much prefer a stroke if it could get me out of one of the most dullest sequels in the history of movie franchises. Each minute following a mary sue and her pals from The Resistance as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the stale imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Disney vetoed the idea of David Fincher directing the sequel; they made sure the movie would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for their toys and themeparks. The Force Awakens might be anti-white (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least it was better than the prequels though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the dialogue was terrible. As I watched, I noticed that every time a character began to bring in exposition, the writer wrote instead “that’s a story for another time.”

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a callback was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. J.J’s mind is so governed by cliches and nostalgia that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of The Force Awakens by the same Mike Stoklasa. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching The Force Awakens at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Space Cop.” And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch “The Force Awakens” you are, in fact, trained to watch Space Cop.

>>81592901
We're you actually expecting a decent, insightful movie review from Donald Trump? I was just memeing, my man.

>>81593785
Im not judging it, i love it. we've had enough white male protagonists in star wars to last a life time. time for the women to take over.

>>81593235
>All star wars is irredeemable garbage
Then why are you even here? Christ.

>>81593761
wait does anyone actually think this?

>>81593840
I think Kylo is a good character. I don't think he's being set up as the main villain though.

>>81592926
FUCK I wish Hayden would be in another Star Wars movie.

>>81591509
How are you surprised that a bunch of liberal Californians would do this?

>>81593836
To tell you you belong on reddit

>>81593805
You and your pasta are the reasons why this fanbase is more autistic than Whovians and Homestuckers

>>81591980
>Nothing short of sucking their contrarian cocks will get them to fuck off.

This sentence is delightful.

It doesn't help that Normies love Star Wars now.

Try having a conversation on R/StarWars about the prequels. You'll get downvoted to hell. "The prequels are soo bad. REE. Jar Jar. REE."

Disney has to make as much money as possible, which they will, but in return created the most cancerous fan base to ever exist.

>>81593907
>R-REDDIT!
>I go to discussion boards for things I don't like just to get angry
Nothing is sadder.

It's like getting triggered that men hit on you in a gay bar.

>>81593156
>It's impossible to like TFA and still have acceptable taste
lol, enjoy your autism.

>>81593984
>NORMIESSS REEEEE
Why can't you just accept that the prequels are poorly made?

>>81593984
fuck you white male. star wars is for women now. problem?

>what i took away from todays star wars celebration
1. snoke is plaguis as i first said on this board last year.
2. han solo will be ressurected by snoke, which i have also said before.

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>>81593984
>the false flagging disney shill is back

>>81594027
And TFA is?

>>81593984
>going to reddit for anything

>>81594023
not autism. fact. TFA is a bad movie. accept it and move on, maybe the next one will be somewhat memorable or at least original.

How do Gen Xers feel that they're the ones that ruined Star Wars?

>>81593996
You're the only angry one here. I just come here to observe reddit so I can more easily neutralize them in the future.

Its a long tough road I have fighting reddit but never tell me the odds :^)

can we agree that the enterprise could smoke any ship from star wars

Prequels are terrible

DS9 is amazing

>>81594050
No, TFA is a fine movie. It isn't filmed by a ADHD spastic faggot who doesn't even know what the word tone means.

>>81594023
>noooo that's not true that's impossible!!!

>>81593984
we warned you about Reddit, should've fucking listened dumbass

>>81594082
If you typed all of this seriously without cringing, you may have legitmate problems, Seganfan.

>>81594098
Lol. Have fun with your homosexual characters and Mary Sue in the new canon you faggot.

>>81594098
>TFA is a fine movie
stopped reading there. go back to r/starwars

>>81593984
>now
>movie invented the blockbuster

>>81594098
>It isn't filmed by a ADHD spastic faggot
it felt like it

>>81594074
>everyone has to agree that TFA is the worst thing since Hitler!!
You kids get so mad.

>>81594074
>not autism. fact.
>TFA is a bad movie.
Very persuasive. You totally aren't a pitiful autist who has been angrily posting about TFA for close to 2 years for some reason.

My mistake.

>>81594151
>implying I have a problem with homosexual characters
Oh no anon! g-g-gays e-exist???

>>81594178
nice projection there. nothing will change the fact that TFA is a mediocre movie. but you cucks are so intent on defending it till your last breath for some reason.

>>81594098
>jewjew
>not ADD the director

>>81594155
>I ignored reading your opinion because it doesn't conform with my hugbox list of approved opinions
>next on my checklist, I probably should start calling you a shill and totally gloss over the irony of that.

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Thanks for ruining Star Wars.

>>81594193
spoken like a true nu-male

>>81594226
Compared to the prequels, anon.

>>81593805
>OT all shades of blue and purple
>PT all red and orange
what did they mean by this?

>>81594245
Well it was never good

>>81594222
Wow, you really got me.

I totally shouldn't have enjoyed myself watching it, you are right. My bad.

Check and mate.

>>81594262
>you are a nu-male
>unless you sperg out about gays in fantasy films
You ever sit back and look at the shit some of you say?

Mace windu could return.

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tomorrow is going to be great once the trailer drops

>>81594288
keep on defending this movie like you have some stakes on it cuck.

>>81594193
>everything must have gays in it now
>even children fantasy movies

>>81594222
>nice projection there. nothing will change the fact that the prequels are misunderstood masterpieces. but you cucks are so intent on shitting on it till your last breath for some reason.

You guys aren't like the cucks over on /co/ who think that the Prequels weren't bad, right?
You know they're bad movies?
The Prequels are flat out bad.

>>81591997

>23 percent of women consider themselves feminists

oh wow, umm sweetie, lol, that's embarrassing

>>81594296
Nah just your defense of the blatant pandering disney is doing

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>>81594245
>mfw I'm none of this

>>81594342
>actually caring that gays are in fantasy movies, enough to constantly complain about it
Again, it's like you just learned that gays exist.

Star wars is the worst thing to ever happen

>>81594346
Yes and so was TFA

>>81594322
I'm not even really defending the movie. I am just saying I like it and find it funny that you act like a total autist because people do.

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The prequels are massive piles of shit and I know this, but every time spring rolls around (the real Star Wars release time, not Christmas, fuck you Disney) I can't help but feel general Star Wars enjoyment

I don't know how to constructively channel this

>>81594358
Right, so you don't ever self-reflect? Gotcha.

Some of you are like always on a one track mind mentality. It is a sign of autism.

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>>81594346
>1/4 pound of cheese was deposited in your account

>>81594392
TFA was better than the Prequels but not as good as the OT
At least TFA had a simple plot that didn't need to be explained by "Uh, they're acting retarded because of Sheev"

>>81594311
there's no way he won't. Disney isn't going to say no to an A-lister who wants to portray a popular character for them.

>>81594222
>but you cucks are so intent on defending it till your last breath for some reason.
Kek, so tell me how you hate the prequels then.

>>81594378
>haha omg complaining about propaganda aimed at children wow sad
>is complaining about Internet comments

>>81594431
yeah all they had to do was rehash the plot of a new hope. how original! that really deserved to be made into a movie!

>>81594378
Homosexuality is a disease that will be cured by future medicine

>>81594431
RoTJ was dogshit besides the Luke/Vader/Palpatine scenes

>>81594458
>muh propaganda!!!
>>>/pol/

If you just hate gays, say so.

>>81594472
Mental illness.

>>81594472
Thanks for the input.

>>81594467
It's better to have something lacking originality than to have it to be a new mess.

>>81591509
almost everything to do with star wars since disney takeover has been female focused. disney defense force keep defending them and tell us this isn't pandering.

>>81591459
Both for kids except Trek is boring.

>>81594474
True
But those were REALLY good scenes though

>>81592189
KINO
I
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>>81594501
>nobody has thought this in over 40 years now
Gee, a lot of experts in here.

BREAKING NEWS: SUPREME LEADER SNOKE IS JORG SACUL!!!

>>81594528
>almost everything to do with star wars since disney takeover has been female focused
And nobody actually cares, kid.

>>81594525
no it isn't. if you just rehash the same plot then what is the fucking point? it adds nothing to the series. your movie exists solely to make money.

i'd rather something be original but fail, than to just be a forgettable pandering rehash.

>>81594557
Are you saying it isn't? Do you also believe that you are born gay? You can't have your cake and eat it to.

>>81591609
Indiana Jones is all a dream that Han Solo had while frozen in Carbonite

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I'm so excited for TLJ!

>>81594528
OH NO! NOT W-W-WOMEN! WTF I AM MRA NOW!

>>81594497
>can't defend it
>i'll call him /pol/

>>81594585
>nobody cares kid
keep samefagging and shilling for your overlords cuck.

>>81592685
Y-yes senpai

>>81593168
It's a full trailer retard.

>>81594599
wish Disney would make something like this canon just for the hell of it.

>>81594594
>being genetically hardwired homosexual
>somehow denotes a mental illness
>literally a pseudoscience position held by no modern field of genetics or biology to support homosexuality as a "illness"
Do you think the world is flat too?

>star wars not confined to a single general yet
>all the reddit ITT

>>81594588
>if you just rehash the same plot then what is the fucking point?
In TFA's case, it was to reestablish Star Wars as a series that producers will want to spend money on making movies.

An original failure is nice in concept but it means the end of the line for franchises.

Movies aren't free and while some people involved make them for the art's sake, the people at the very top only care whether it makes them money. The decide if it gets made or not.
After the Prequels dragged the franchise name into the trash, TFA was needed to remind people what they liked about Star Wars in the first place (i.e. ANH)

>>81594657
Lol. Come on, it's a mental illness.

>>81594628
But...nobody who isn't autistic, actually cares

>>81594663
I would love nothing more than a /swg/ but it would just be /who/ and /got/ all over again. We can't have any fun here without the plebbit circlejerkers latching onto it immediately.

>>81594621
Just kicking and screaming that everything you don't like is propaganda, isn't an argument with any substance, kiddo.

>>81594613
keep up that defensive force white knight cuck.

>>81594692
So, the only things allowed here are autistic shitpost circle jerks? Gotcha. Cool.

>>81594657
>Being gentically hardwired to perform an act that goes against the continuation of your species is not a mental illness
Really makes you think

>>81594684
Nope.

If you like star wars I unironically wish death on you

>>81594686
they do, just check the comments of the trailer for the next women power series, people are realizing everything is pandering to women now.
say what you will about george but at least he didn't force this shit into star wars.

>>81594730
actually on this site everything is allowed as long as it is board related. You can post anything you want. Enjoy your stay.

>>81594738
>literally something that naturally occurs all throughout nature and something that humans have engaged in but pretend otherwise for about 100 thousand years.
No you are right, some Victorian-era conservative, sexual repression, "muh degeneracy" mindset about reality somehow offsets the rest of human history and changes the very fabric of nature. Silly me.

>>81594704
>lol it isn't propaganda I swear
>A days ration is waiting for you at your local mouseclub

>>81594782
Why do you care if it panders to women? People who have mental issues care this much.

>>81593984
>It doesn't help that Normies love Star Wars now.
You fucking gay? Star Wars is literally THE normie scifi franchise retard.

>>81594832
I don't think some of you know what propaganda means, Alex.

Gays were molested when they were younger and maybe forgot but sub consciously they believe that they need to act that way after being degraded. Everything is all in your mind. Perception creates reality.

>>81594841
because it lowers the overall quality of the content.

>>81594813
>implying animals can't be sick
>implying since its been going on a long time its fine
By that logic slavery is A-okay

>>81594782
>Disney markets to women since it is a business and wants to make money
>somehow now it's an issue I need to spend energy giving a shit about
>only on the grounds that a handful of new films won't be male power fantasies anymore
These are signs of autism

>>81594841
You're a woman aren't you? that's why you don't understand.

>>81594854
>star wars
>sci-fi

>>81594923
>more reddit falseflagging
wew this fucking board lol

post >yfw everyone gets tricked and no trailer

>>81594891
Nice false equivolence, homophobe.
>if a minority of conservatives 100 years ago hate it, it must be forever unnatural.
>still no actual science that exists which supports it being called a mental illness
>still isn't a mental illness over 40 years
Do you bloodlet too?

>>81594900
christ how much of a shill can you get?

>>81594900
Its looking less and less likely you aren't a shill say 'niggercuntfaggot' in your next post or you are a shill

>>81592967
This

>>81594891
>I have to restructure the entire animal kingdom
>just to defend my shitty opinions on gays
>literally what cognitive dissonance means

>>81594941
Are you brain dead?

>>81591746
P O T T E R Y

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>>81594875
To have women in films? Bud, you may just have your own problems.

hayden

>>81594967
Please faggot, in your big boy words, explain how any of that makes me a shill?

>>81594991
>>81594957
>they think they are making sense
Say nigger you shills I know you can't

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>>81594528
>>81594628
>>81594782
>>81594875
>>81594920
>>81594900

>>81595050
What is wrong with you?

>>81595048
Say niggers are subhuman or you are confirmed shill

>>81595075
No?

>>81595070
Hello sadeep!

>>81595070
LMAO he wont say it!! have we outed the shill?

>>81595110
You realize you sound like an autistic faggot, right?

Threadly reminder shills can't say nigger and it gives them away

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this is the most absurdly out-of-control I have ever seen a 4chan thread be, and I've been here for 7 years.

>>81594717
>all these buzzwords
You get paid by the word?

>>81595110
I know it was so easy too.

Nigger (See I'm posting for free)

>>81595166
Star Wars has some of the most disagreeable, out of touch, degenerate, anti-social autists of any franchise.

I honestly want SW threads banned.

>>81591705
Have you never heard of a cult classic?

Literally google it you fucking faggot lol

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>>81593805

>>81595166
Its the shills

Nigger (See I'm posting for free)

>>81595141
Threadly reminder that this is an autistic as fuck policing attempt that nobody wotj a working brain takes seriously
>inb4 shills!!! REEEE!

all TFA defenders there is no doubt they are disneyshills

>>81595254
Okay than say nigger

Nigger (See? I'm posting for free)

>>81595265
>anon just can't function knowing some people liked TFA that he has to spend 2 straight years being autistic as fuck about it

>>81591459
star trek is for people who have way too much time on their hands

it's all for kids

>>81595265

I disagree, but the movie is still pretty shit.

nigger

>>81595287
I just don't want to. Watching you sperg out is more enjoyable.

>>81595288
Say nigger

>>81595292
>its all for kids
Nice hand wave, not for us kino connoisseurs, amirite? (((((tips))))

>>81595309
because you'll get fired

>>81595265
I guess that means prequel defenders are Fox shills.

Why is the nigger in TFA the only gay character?

>>81595319
No

Disney got trump elected

If a post doesn't say nigger please ignore it

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>Disney is too cheap to write a decent Star Wars story but they're willing to hire people to shill for them on 4chan
don't believe this
and yes, nigger nigger nigger chicken dinner

Remember if the reply includes the word "nigger" is just the same retard troll.

>>81595476
shill

if somebody makes a new edition after how this one went I'll fucking murder them

>>81595476
>oy vey
>you are a troll if you don't like diversity wars

Nigger (See I'm posting for free)

>>81595559
I don't see why anyone would, celebration ended a couple of hours ago.

Wait, we have to manually use the N-word now in order to differentiate ourselves from the shills?

>>81591591
>Just because I paid for a ticket means I liked it
You're wrong.

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Why do Star Wars threads always devolve into shitposting while Star Trek threads are always good?
Makes you think

Just noticed that the shitskin in Rogue One suicide bombed himself haha.

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>>81593062
>AHOOO AHOOO WEEEEEW

>>81591943
Episode I puppet Yoda was utterly magical.

Fuck Lucas for making him CGI. That's the only truly irredeemable part of the prequels imho.

>>81595813
SW fans are largely immature cretins, it's unfortunate.

>>81596159
I agree, the only good thing in the new trilogy is them embracing cheesy Jim Henson-esque puppetry again.

>>81592926
Watching Hayden grow up into this perfectly handsome, Roger Moore-esque character just drives home how perfect his casting was, Lucas's direction aside.

One of the most brilliant parts of the Vader characterization was at the end of ROTJ when we have that "Phantom of The Opera" moment where we see that Vader, even under his disfigurations, was clearly once this Cary Grant or Sean Connery-looking character, the sort of classy, classically handsome fellow who would have been a leading man in postwar British films, which only makes his fall that much more tragic since we learn after it all that he was once a better version of Luke.

That's some Shakespearean/Greek tragedy-level shit right there. Too bad the rest of ROTJ sucked.

>>81596302
Too bad their creature designers all seem to have been poached from Dr. Who and the MCU. The designs are fucking horrible and are way too cutesy, with none of the grotesque weirdness of the Lucas-approved creature designs.

Even when he tried to be "cute" he only ended up churning out designs worthy of a Hieronymus Bosch painting (man-eating teddy bears, bug-eyed space niggers with flopping dreadlock flippers and prehensile tongues, that two-headed alien from the Podrace sequence, etc).

Disney needed to bite the Henson folks responsible for Farscape. Their designs felt WAY more Star Wars-y than anything in TFA or R1.

Once episode 9 is done what do you think will happen?

Straight to 10-13 or will they take a break? How long after until they convince Lucas to direct a stand alone movie so they can advertise his grand return/final movie?

>>81596655
They've already said they're taking a break for the next trilogy

Also
>Lucas returning
No way in hell
He's so done

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>>81591436
For me it's FarGate

Is there a new trailer yet?