*Mumbles something* *Breaks your arm*

>>81590900
>tfw it was his birthday a few days ago
>tfw his birthday got snatched so we didn't celebrate it

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Why do Slavs love Seagal so much, /tv/?

>>81590941
because they're heavy handed dip shits

I'm still not entirely convinced seagal is a real person and not just a cgi entity

>>81590900
>runs away cutely
>pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat pit pat

>>81590900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqzfNIfCtr4&feature=youtu.be&t=2h34m55s

>>81590900
>happy birthday!!!

>>81590941
I grew up in the 90s in Russia and his movies were always on TV he became an action movie symbol. everyone knew him as the actor who kicks ass in every American action movie

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>>81590941
Because he's one of them.... he always was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSzj7DsHSfw

I remember watching his movies with my dad ,we alway call him the cook

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>>81591037
That spray line

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>>81591150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

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>>81591150
EASY

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*Blocks your path*

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>>81591732
*teleports behind you*