*shits pants*

>>81590556
brap

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>"I have so much sex"
>Guy makes a joke about Amy having a lot of sex
>Amy cries about being slut shamed

>>81590556
>tfw you will never sniff Amy's poo drenched underpants
Why live...

>>81590595
How long ago was this photo taken? She looks fuckable if you put a bag over her head.

>>81590595
What the fuck is wrong with her

Get your fingers off the window and the nicely shined wooden table. Can't even pose two seconds for a photograph without being uncivilized. Fuck i'm triggered

>>81590556
She could steal GG Alin's old routine.
Could be great for her failing career.

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>>81590748
>Leaves ring-stain on coffee table
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Schumer: I got period all over my butt!
>Hader: (coos in a gizmo from germlins voice)
>Schumer:I have to go be a butt model in 4 minutes!
>Hader: (in a cowboy voice) Whatcha gonna do there pilgrim?
>Schumer: I can't be a butt model with perood butt! This is going to be a TRAINWRECK!
>Hader looks knowingly at the camera
>Schumer: Oh great now I have the sexfarts!
>Hader: (In an aussie accent) ME FISH N CHIPS GOT A SPOT OF THE RED SAUCE MATE
>Schumer: I just sexfarted period butt all over the train!
>Hader: (in a robot voice) We are on a train during this conversation
>Schumer: (in a robot voice) Compute period butt mud sexfart blood
>Hader: (In a gay voice) Oh my

>>81590556
Why is that thing allowed on stage in a dress looking as disgusting as King Kong's mother?

>>81590945
Because she's a stronk phunny womyn who is so brabe.
Get over it sexist pig.

Alright lads, not seen anything by her but i'm curious now, link me a clip of her funniest material.

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>>81590556
she looks like a less attractive hippo in that dress

>>81590595
Why does she look okay here. Angle and touch up magic I suppose.

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>>81591078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

>>81590595
Here nose and cheeks trigger me.

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>>81590595
I don't know what to say, but this photo reminds me of a suburban life style which is long gone. You look at it and know it will never come back and only get worse the days go by.

>>81591056
Sorry, linked to wrong post
>>81591129

>>81591102
and lighting
don't fall for it anon, focus hard enough and the true ugliness of the beast comes out

/if she was really fat enough for you guys to hat eon her you wouldn't need to shop her photographs desu

Amy Schumer is the living embodiment of a fart,

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>>81591274
Shut your dirty mouth please Amy.

>>81591274
>shops
umm... sweetie...

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>>81591129

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>>81591129
the fucking comments
>she should be drawn and quartered and sold in grocery stores.

why is it called "the leather special"?

>>81590759
I get that reference

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Come on, guys; there's nothing new about chunky comediennes, they're just more scatty.

>>81591511
Many wouldn't

>>81591500
>leather special

It's that thing where you can just skin an entire cow and wrap it around someone and it fits perfectly

>>81591562
>implying it took only one cow for this outfit to happen

>>81591562
Actually I have it on good authority that two cows were murdered in the making of that outfit.

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>>81591562
you made my day, thank you