>You now remember the Jersey Shore

some of the best live threads were watching this show with /tv/

>>81590121
>implying I'll ever forget JShore.

Get your shit together OP

jwoww fine af desu

1. DJ Pauly D
2. Jwoww
3. Vinny
4. The Situation
5. Snooki
6. Sammi
7. Ron

why was vinnie such a bro?
best guy for sure

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>it's a ronnie loses his cool for the nth time episode

I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

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>>81590244
>it's a ronnie is high af and walks around with his dick out trying to emotionally manipulate people episode

>>81590277

and she was too

if you wouldn't fuck Snooki you're a faggot

>>81590121
>tfw cabs will never be here again

;-;

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>>81590244
>it's a mike fucks everything that moves episode

>>81590121
>implying i ever forgot
season one was comfy as fuck trashkino

>>81590304
whoops meant mike. the mind wanders.

I never had a JS nick name like The Unit or The Situation. Kinda wished now.

They called me lil miigoo in high school so

>>81590215
1: Pauly
2: Vinny
3: Snooki
4: Ron
5: The Situation
6: Jwoww
7: Sammi

Argue this.

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>it's a snooki gets punched in the face episode

>>81590425

mine was "faggot"

>>81590215
Ton should be higher. Appart dealing with Sammie he was a decent bro. Situation should be low

>>81590221
Paulie was better

>>81590215
>>81590441
>not differentiating between Single Ron and Relationship Ron

Come on

>>81590481

mine was patty trick

pretty cool desu

>>81590121
Never seen it haha

Jersey shore>geordie shore>gandia shore>>acapulco>super

>>81590425
I had a friend who tried to give himself a nickname and signed off every text with "the solution"

best thing was he wasn't like the JS guys at all, had zero ego he just really wanted to be that guy

It never caught on but he kept it up for a couple of years

i'm the sweetest dubs you'll ever check

>>81590496
They are both equally shit. All Ron did was mope around the house trying to bang Sammi and fighting with her. And he was jacking off all the time. Seriously look it up. There is so much unused footage from that show that is just Ron jacking off in front of people in the house and cumming all over the furniture. The producers literally had to restrain him a few times because he was hurting himself. 90% of the fights between him and Sammi were because he couldn't cum unless he jacked himself off.

>>81590354
>tfw it will never be t-shirt time again

who /gtl/ here?

THE GRENADE
WHISTLE

>>81590527
You forgot >>>>>>>>>>>>>party down south

>>81590712
G

>>81590121
CABS

>>81590481
Still is

>>81590655

>90% of the fights between him and Sammi were because he couldn't cum unless he jacked himself off.

LOL seriously?

>>81590655
same desu

>>81590655
Tell us more JS lore anon

>>81590655
But aren't steroids supposed to suppress your sex drive/erections?

>>81590425
Shit man. I was BigMatt even when I lost the weight I was still BigMatt.

>>81590527
I like Super Shore alot. Don't know what you are talking about

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>>81590823
>tfw lost 10 kgs but your boss still calls you "big guy"

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best girl

Can we get a livestream of this going on?

>>81590762
ARE

>>81590879
HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

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JUST

>>81590855
People you never meant refer to you as BigGuy. Can't tell if they are insulting me or miring my Mass.

>#1 not Sitch
if it weren't for him, there'd be little to no drama in the house outside of faggot ron and sam's bullshit.

YOU'RE EXCLUDED FROM CHICKEN CUTLET NIGHT

gordie shore is very close imo. just because those hilarious accents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_seSOz0GKw

>>81590809
The whole season where they go to Italy was fake. It was all just a set that looked like Italy. The stars where contractually obligated to live on the set and act as if they were actually in Italy. The part where the Situation headbutts the wall and gives himself a concussion was his way of escaping his overlords.

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>>81590138
>some of the best live threads were watching this show with /sp/

>>81590972
Was the miami season an elaborate hoax as well?
How deep does this go?

>>81590981

How could I forget, back when /sp/ was actually good, seems like ages ago

>>81590819
>aren't steroids supposed to suppress your sex drive/erections
Steroid user here, while on cycle you have 5th grade-tier raging boners and want to fuck everything

>>81591076
Huh. I thought they were supposed to make you impotent

Let's buy it, lads
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1209-Ocean-Ter-Seaside-Heights-NJ-08751/2133545866_zpid/

>>81590981
>>81591072
2009 /sp/ was the peak of 4chan. literally the best fucking website/community of all time.

>>81591095
no, they just shrink your balls

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>>81591118

>>81591118
I always hear anons saying how great /sp/ was back in the day. What the hell made it so good? I don't watch sports at all. Around 2009 I was still pretty much a /b/tard

>>81591177
nobody crossboarded back then so everything a /sp/artan wanted to talk about there was a thread for it on on /sp/ and it was just a group of people that had a lot in common partly because of sports

no generals

>>81591100
that's pretty cheap for beach property

>>81591177
bro culture. madden franchise. sphl. haxball. game threads. no generals. fat man. tripfags were goat. wasn't normie central yet like 4chan is now. flyguy. wwe threads. brett favre. tyrone biggums. ian winning big brother. daily OC.

ya had to be there.

>>81591100
No. Last thing the US needs is you faggots fucking up the greatest state in the union.

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>>81591262
>new jersey
>the greatest state

>>81591262
Is New Jersey really New York's Mexico?

>>81591095
most of the side effects of steroids come from people getting their gear/dosage information from shady gym bro's who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

if you have bloodwork done and get advice from an actual physician (like many hollywood actors who use them do) you are totally fine.

>>81591261
>tfw you actually get banned for haxball threads now

here's this btw the english one is easier to find sill
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html

>>81591177
bears posting

Gym tan and laundry!

>tfw no more Shore threads on /sp/

STAHP IT, RON

>>81591177

It was just a perfect storm. We had great OC, probably the funniest posters on all of 4chan and the mods/janitors allowed off topic threads that were great in between live threads and general sports threads.

For me, the janitors shutting down off topic threads was the end of the golden age. /sp/ is still the best board on 4chan in my view, but it can never regain it's former glory while mods crack down on its unique culture.

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i miss the old /sp/

i wonder where all my friends went

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>>81590121

>ywn be friends with a Jersey idiot

>>81591374
YA TWAMATIZIN ME

>>81591177

car chase bowls, bro culture, rax grissman, solid 7, pes world championship between boards, DA JETS, official game threads, official power rankings, making fun of yuropoors daily before they invaded /sp/ with their soccer shit threads, costanza, came up with mfw, 18-1, summer olympics, jersey shore gamethreads, the city of, legitimately hilarious copypasta, original content up the ass

I know I'm missing alot but it was just a simpler, better time.

just so many good memes

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It should be everyone's goal to slowly make /tv/ like early 2011-era /sp/.

Embrace trash tv. EMBRACE IT!

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>>81591177
Janitors were put in their place, for one.

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>>81591451

>>81591451

never gonna happen bro, too many teenagers and normies here now

just let it be and be glad you were apart of it when it existed

>>81591289
Fuck off Randy

>>81591301
Depends which part of NJ it is, anything going towards Jew York City is minorities. Central NJ is the sweet spot.

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>>81591177
>brett favre

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classic /sp/

>>81591471
>normies
You are part of the problem you fucking normalfag

>>81591471

To be honest, I think /sp/ was so great because it was a little bit more normie.

>>81591642

maybe, but the point is the internet and our culture has changed and trying to go back is never gonna work unfortunately.

>>81591642
a big problem is there's just too many people now

especially too many yuropoors

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>>81590527
>geordie second

>>81591177
Desu if they merged the boards it could save both

>>81591826
not even a little

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>>81591804
Everyone knows Warsaw Shore is second

>>81591804
Geordie was unironically the best

>>81591826

god no

>>81591489
Snj is where it's at you got the better shore points and Philly right next door. How the fuck is Central the sweet spot?

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>>81591950
>wanting to be close to philadelphia

>you guys watched this

Pathetic

>>81591736
>>81591775

I suppose these are both true. It's a shame, /sp/ used to self moderate so well, I'd love to see off topic threads make a comeback.

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>>81592030
>he wasn't watching this while getting drunk with his friends in 2009

>>81592043
it's the god damn yuropoors wanting nothing but divegrass threads. non english speaking countries should be banned

Why does this thread have more replies than my Man of Steel film thread?

>>81591987
Lived there for 9 years and out of all the cities I've been to it's my absolute favorite, especially to live. Go kill yourself. You've probably never even been there.

>>81592140
because you made a thread about fucking man of steel

>>81591414
mike was the only one who respected wood

>>81592078

this

like the poster above me said, jersey shore was top tier trash kino

>>81592141
I have been there, you were probably one of those asshole throwing batteries at me

>>81590655
Fuck off, single Ronnie was GOAT

>>81591987
can confirm it sucks here

>>81590121

>no trashbags angelina

Trashy waifu is missing

IIRC Snooki got /fit/ as fuck and now has a legit 9/10 body

>>81592184
>>>/reddit/

>>81592265
She's a spooky skeleton now

>>81590481

Moot?

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>>81592184
>he unironically likes philly

>>81592308
>M

>>81591118
>this faggot
2011 was the golden age of /sp/. It was the absolute best the internets had to offer. Shame it had to happen right before janitors ruined the culture

>they literally got paid to go to italy, live in an awesome house and act like morons all summer
what a life

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Best girl coming through.

I want her to give me throat cancer.

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>>81593034
>tfw you will never be a washed up g-list former reality star

>They had all had children since then. All of them reproduced.

ALL OF THEM.

>>81593259
that's how little guidos are made, anon
>coming summer 2034: jersey shore 2

>>81593096
Finally someone with tastes
>Got replaced by gremlin 2

not fair

>>81593259
did sammi have a kid with rahn?
I hope not. that would be one fucked up kid

>>81590481
iktf

>cabs are here

Fucking pussies; drunk driving is the spice of life.

>>81593426
I see a fellow patrician

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>tfw im from toms river, literally the town whose bridge you take to get to seaside aka "the shore"

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>>81593499
Why didn't you hang out with them in season one when they weren't famous and they had to shoot all their "club" scenes from funny angles to make it appear as though the venues weren't totally empty

>>81593395
>swole kid that cries a lot

kek

>>81590972
but i was at the bar in venice where they drank in 2010 faggot

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>>81591177

wasn't like /b/ wasn't full normie like reddit either.

it was the perfect amount of autism i miss it

>>81590655
>All ron did was jerk off everywhere

So he was indeed the best character

>>81593566
i was young man

i only ever met vinnie, was just chilling on the seaside boardwalk
my dad had an interesting encounter with the situation, i was there but missed it.

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>ywn GTL with Pauly D and Vinny

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>>81593708
>this guy was probably nine years old when this show was on tv

>>81593792
nah i was 15-17ish
tried to sneak into karma a few times,never worked

man i miss highschool, but fuck toms river

>>81591554
That's not even funny by though. Aside from the date the only way to tell that was from "back in the day" is because rose is actually playing

>>81590857
shit taste my friend

>>81590857
Literally the worst girl whats wrong with you

How many of you would fuck the shit out of prime snooki ( as seen circa first and second seasons) ?
I can't be alone in this

>>81593426
fuck you my dad died from drinking too much

>>81593981
You're not alone, anon

>Bumping your head into a wall
What was the Situation thinking?

Also, how to get abs like Vinny?

>>81594332
He has autism man, be a little respectful

>>81591177
2011 /sp/ was legitimately the most fun I've ever had on the internet.

/sp/ had everything: broculture, banter, memes, event bowls, power rankings, storytime, game threads, Tebow time, and enough off-topic content between games/sports events to keep everyone entertained 24/7. 2011 /sp/ was fucking magical.

>>81594332
Roids

BURGERS FOR DA BOOOYS

CABS-A 'EERE

ITS - - TTTT SSSHHHIIIIIRT TTTIIIIIMMMME

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>it's a lesbian make out episode

>>81595257
Les be honest

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>https://youtu.be/jLuMyU_fOMs?t=2m24s

>2:24

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>>81594589
>2011
shiggy

>>81595455

>Putting ketchup in the fridge

that's a Woof Woof +tip

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>>81591177
Rampant shitposting which worked because most of the real autists were on /r9k/, /mu/, /tv/ and then all the other weird boards. /fit/ and /sp/ were like their own little island and due to the topics of both boards you got somewhat better adjusted and humourous anons. Also both boards got a massive influx of people during Aus/NZ evening hours.

Eventually word got out about them, autists complained so they got heavily moderated and they both turned to shit

>>81595585
>Eventually word got out about them, autists complained so they got heavily moderated and they both turned to shit
god damn olympics and world cups

>>81595573

>tfw i miss daily world star threads

>>81590121
>used to think they all looked quite good and swole
>specially ronny
>flash forward to today, catch a glimpse of the show some days ago while watching mtv for some reason
>they all look like utter shit, buildfat fucks with no definition and the shittiest genetics in the whole world
>Ronny is now fat as fuck and jwoww bimbofied her self even more, she looks like a fuck doll

>>81590425
I'm evil Joe.

>>81590244
>it's a Mike pretends to be CRAAAAAZY and smash the fucking walls and floor because he knows he has no fucking chance against Ronny

>>81590481
hey that was my nickname too!

>>81595611
>implying the olympics and /wc/ didn't bring fresh OC

>>81590215
1. DJ PAULY D
2. RON
3. VINNY
4. THE SITUATION
5. SNOOK
6. DEENA
7. SAMMI
8. J-WOW
.
.
.
.
.
POWER GAP
.
9 STATEN ISLAND TRASH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FYSlP0NmUo

>>81595980
but the faggots stayed after it was over