Does /tv/ like WWE?

i liked when wwe stars would go on the soup

I like Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Girl.

>>81588345
I'm an adult, so no.

I liked Kelly Kelly though. If WWE gets another hot, 19-year-old stripper I'll start watching again.

Things worth watching WWE for:

>Kevin Owens
>Alexa Bliss
>Handsome Rusev
>Charlotte
>Bayleys ass
>Daniel Bryan on Talking Smack
>AJ Styles
>Cesaro

>>>/asp/

>>81588460

>Still watches regularly.

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>>81588427
she has an incredible ass

There isn't much better in life after a long day than to just kick back with a cold drink and some smackdown. Maximum comfy right there.

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Is this the WWE whore who likes taking HD close up pictures of her asshole?

>>81588553
You sound like a redneck.

Wrestling always belonged on /tv/.

Love, /spee/

>literally unironically watching wrestling as an adult

kill yourself

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>>81588553
how do you enjoy that shit nowadays? I loved it back in the late 90s, early 2000s, but once SCSA and The Rock left, it became shit for the most part. The gimmicks all suck. The big man nowadays, John Cena, reminds me of Kurt Angle when he first started his WWF run as a lame joke reciting, geeky faggot. That's literally whatJohn Cena isnow but people lovehim. I don't getit. Cena has no character and is boring to watch.

>>81588721
good god

>>81588721

BASED BMJ WORKING THE MARKS OF /TV/

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>>81588579
>get your WWE Network gift cards
>available at Wal-Mart

Like clockwork

>>81588721
most people watch it out of habit and tradition, i think. and every now and then, something cool happens.

>>81588345
>No female Rikishi type character
No I dislike it a lot. It needs more fat women shoving other divas faces up her ass.

>>81588345
She's from my home town

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>>81588345
I found a system that makes WWE watchable. Find a website that posts raw/smackdown and ppv events (primewire) then you just watch the talking parts and last 5 minutes of matchs. This way you get all the story and get to see the finishers in a fraction of the time.

would recommend to anyone that use to watch wrestling years ago

>>81588539
Das it mang.

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>>81588345
WHen will she start dating an Asian guy?
The grand dame of female wrestlers of the WWE - Stacey Keibler - married an Asian guy (actually half-Asian).

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>>81588924

also I forgot to mention Charlottle flair is very sexually arousing

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>>81588985
>WHen will she start dating an Asian guy?
And the last WWE female belt-holder before the girl in the OP was Sasha Banks and she just got married to an Asian guy

>>81588345
>Does /tv/ like WWE
what is not to like about it?

I used to watch but after Punk and Dragon retired I fell out of it. It was bad but their segments were worthwhile. 3 hours every Monday Night was too much.

>>81588988
Is that you in the plaid?

>>81588345
>Raw gets Alexa and Miz
>Smackdown gets Kevin Steen and the New Day

Holy shit, Raw fucking raped Smackdown.

>>81588467
>no Chris Jericho

well that list sucks.

>>81588721
Is that Eva Andressa?

>>81588988

Chloe?

>>81588539
Implants bruh

i did when i was 10 and sometimes i watch wrestlemania

i did like cm punk tho thats about it fuck everything past the attitude era

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>>81588467

>Kevin Owens

is this really what passes for a main event star in current era wrestling? an ugly overweight manchild with a 12 year old childs haircut?

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>>81589970
Based Punk.

>>81588721
Truthfully? Yeah it is mostly shit, but looking back, it's always been shit. Everyone who talks about the attitude era as being pure wrastlinkino is looking at it through rose colored glasses. If you can call modern pro wrestling crap and still enjoy it, great. But let's not pretend it hasn't always been incredibly stupid since it's inception.

there's not really any good stars these days.

>>81589715
>You wanna know what happens...
>When you don't list me with things worth watching in wwe...
>*clicks pen*
>Anon...
>YOU JUST MADE THE LIST

>>81588879
HILLIARD
I
L
L
I
A
R
D

>People talking about Attitude era
>That feel when I was deep into WCW at the time until the very end
Does anyone else know that feel?

last raw Braun Strowman attacked roman backstage and tipped over the ambulance he was in, are they making wwe good again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXTOH9jhbOg

>>81590213

i used to watch both and flick whenever WWE got bored. usually i stuck around for goldberg in WCW and nWo shenanigans.

>>81590213
the NWO and Wolfpack days were way better than any Attitude era stuff to me

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>>81590329
her thighs and pits are magnificent

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>>81590447
I like it when she opts for gear that leaves her cheeks poking out, too

I tried watching Wrestlemania this year, fell asleep right around the Wyatt/Orton match. There was no variety, it was driving me crazy.

If only wrestling could hold my attention like it did way back in 98/99/00/01

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>>81588345

Wrestlingfags are the most inexplicable thing on 4chan and on earth in general.

That there is a dedicated following of fake choreographed fights embelished by the shitty stage personas of the fighters is something that fucking baffles me.

What's so fun about it? What sort of entertainment can you get from seeing fat men dance around with each other while the commentators holler and whoop at what's happening as if it's something that is not arranged and pre-defined.

It's one of the most americanly retarded shits together with monster trucks, with the difference that monster truckers don't shit up 4chan with their braindead hobby.

You fuckers ruined /asp/ forever and I will never forgive you for it.

>>81590949
tv shows and movies aren't real either jackass

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>>81590633
Were you a kid back then who thought it was real?

That certainly added to the appeal for me. I believed it was real. That part in Smackdown ages ago when Chris Benoit beat the living shit out of Chris Jericho backstage and then dropped a garage door on him felt so real to me. I actually thought Jericho was really hurt.

In any case, I can go back and watch matches, documentaries from that era or about that era and enjoy it just much despite knowing it's all scripted, but today's WWE just can't keep my attention.

>>81590949
Wrestling is modern theater.

Deal with it.

>>81588924
desu i used to watch that way a decade ago when i still watched but it became too shit to do even that

also watched through the whole of attitude that way which made it actually really enjoyable

would obviously watch the most interesting matches in full though

>>81591001

If you want to see modern theater, then fucking watch modern theater instead of wrestling.

The mental gymnastics hillbillies and incurable brainlets recur to in order to justify their pleb taste in media is astounding.

>>81588345
lord those thighs

give me strength

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>>81588985
>date george clooney
>clooney says he won't marry again
>break up
>end up marrying that abomination
>clooney does get married again

What do you think goes on in her mind?

>>81591093
t. theater faggot

i have never watched a single match or event but i watch total bellas

i know im sick

>>81591234

>Compares wrestling to theater in order to give wrestling some sort of validity
>Proceeds to insult theater

k

>>81591001
Theater is modern theater
That said, once of the grandfathers of improv comedy Keith Johnstone considered professional wrestling one of the highest forms of theater because of its unrivaled ability to excite and involve audiences. When Keith created his famous shortform improv shows, he looked to pro wrestling for ideas on how to make them more fun. Personally I respect Keith Johnstone quite a bit and I think he was on to something that other people won't admit to, namely: pro wrestling is a great time

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>>81588539
honestly didnt even read the thread or anything enlarged this picture and instantly bayley's ass was in my focus. Even with everything going on in the picture i was still like holy shit bayley's ass

ive never met a person who watched wrestling that wasnt a fedora tipper, white trash, /v/edditor, or combination of one or more.

>>81591257
>i know im sick
nah, you're just your average 45 year old woman

>>81588345
I only like Baley, and thats because she has a nice ass

>>81588467
ya wanna know what happens when you leave the ayatollah of rock and rolla off your list? ya wanna see what happens?

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>not watching Lucha Underground

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best girl

>>81590213
>tfw constantly warring with my friends by telling them Goldberg was DA MAN

>>81590020
See his stuff in ROH. Quebec has a huge influence on wrestling. Montreal was once the biggest grossing territory in N. America in the 50s and 60s.

>>81591404
i meant to say total divas, senpai

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>>81591304
I'm waiting for the Bayley heel turn so she starts wearing skimpier gear.

>>81591294
>That said, once of the grandfathers of improv comedy Keith Johnstone considered professional wrestling one of the highest forms of theater because of its unrivaled ability to excite and involve audiences.
Sounds literally like Andy Kaufman.

>>81591667
And guess who was a heel too

>>81589970
>>81590071
Hi Phil! Haven't seen you around here for a while, what with your embarrassing "debut" and all. Anyway send AJ my regards!

>>81591268
Well no shit? Wrestling is an improved version of the gay theatre.

>>81588345
I liked the WWF. WWE is boring.

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what would you call this move?

wymon are shit wrestlers and need to just remain eye candy sluts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNB2CuJw6po

wrestle kino right here

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I used to when I was a kid in the late-90s.

Been downhill since like, 2002.

But, at least there are Becky's pits to look at now.

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>>81591799
>tfw you will never get to rub around on Charlotte

>>81591922
gross

Did undertaker really retire. I watched Wrestlemania, because I always do and was pretty shocked when he lost. Then he left his stuff in the ring, and there was total silence, and they brought Jim Ross back to commentate that much and then he disappeared.

If he is I'd be sad. It'd be my final connection to this gone. The one wrestler I still mark out for.

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What are you doing looking at my private pictures, Anon?

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>There will never be another thong stinkface match
Why does this shit exist again?

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>>81591993
>fucked a nigger

>>81591988
Yes, he's retired.

Why should he stay, really? He's lost more than once at WM and that was his only match he participated in yearly.

Plus, he's old-as-fuck and has to walk around with crutches.

There's no reason for him to stay. Time to move on.

I went to a wrestling show with a good buddy of mine, he's a bit of a critic but also watched it growing up. About half way through the show he leans over, scoffs, and whispers to me "this shit is so fake". It took everything I had not to gently pat him on the head and say "I know".

What truly baffles me is how a fully grown adult would try to argue that the WWE is a waste of time. that's the joke guys! It's a parody of professional sports. I find it highly amusing that most people who criticize the WWE, also don't watch sports. It's almost like these people can't see the hilarity in Sidney Crosby smashing alex ovechkin with his stick when the refs not looking, and getting away with it. Or Julio Jones on a breakaway touchdown run getting taken out on the goal line by some dude from another team who wasn't playing, and the tackle counting. The biggest joke about the WWE is the literal retards who don't understand why it's funny

I'm watching the attitude era right now. I'll give you a quick rundown

>Austin skit
>There's a run in
Commercial
>Some midcard match
>5 run ins
COMMERCIAL
>an in-ring promo skit
>a run in
>cut to backstage skit where there's more brawling
>tag match
>Ends in dq with a run in
>another backstage or out of arena skit
>final match
>there's a bunch of run ins
>Vince shows up
>every episode involves McMahon, Austin or Rock doing stuff

>average match is brawl, one or two holds, and then a run in
It's fucking clusterfuck and the pacing is so shit.

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>tfw no one ever posts Nikki Bella WebMs, threads or ever talks about her

Why am I alive again?

>>81592039
I know, and I know he'd right to retire and deserves it. But it can still be sad. It wasn't a walk into a sunset happy victory moment.

I sort of felt the same way when Ric Flair retired, but he had such an excellent match and was still around for a while.

This felt like we'd never see the Dead Man again. And to me, that's sad.

>>81592083
because we all know its the great khali in disguise

>>81592121
Well, ideally, he should've retired with the Bork loss because it was the end to the streak.

There was no reason for him to keep going beyond that.

All the greats leave at some point.

Now it's only HHH left from that era that's still active -- for better or worse; mostly worse.

>>81591799
what the fuck is that?

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>>81592003
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*

>hmm yes my dear how exquisite

>>81592072
You just don't understand kino

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>>81591257
It's pure kino

https://youtu.be/lHFe3Zmqqc8?t=50

>>81592185
women's wrestling

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>81592219
wonder what it smelled like

>>81592253
He apparently had several thongs and when he wrestled someone he didn't like he used the ones that were never washed.

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>>81592185
bayley is an autistic womanchild please be understanding

>>81592233
>maryse
wew, what happened to her?

Who /kayfabecommentaries/ here?

>>81592180
>Now it's only HHH left from that era that's still active
I hope you realize that Big Show, Kane and Mark Henry are all still active WWE wrestlers unlike Triple H.

>>81590994
Eh... I think at the time I knew it was fake but I wanted to believe it was real.

>>81592288
Considering the fat cunt had been running about and lifting some 200lbs+ plus guy, underneath a bunch of stage lights for 10 minutes beforehand. I don't think it would make too much difference.

>>81591583

She was hotter in NXT, dunno if it was just her gear was better or if she was also thicker then.

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>>81592301
Fucking the miz everyday.

>>81592083
make your own you useless cunt and post them its not hard. work for something in life for once you lazy cunt. torrent hd episodes of total divas then convert clips of her tits and feet into webm

http://www.ngca.co.uk/docs/Barthes_WorldOfWrestling.pdf

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taeler master race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
is he the only reason to watch wwe anymore?

I like the girls who pretend they matter.

>>81592460
overrated chink

>>81588345
A guy i know on facebook whos almost 40 posts Alexa Bliss photos and articles non stop. its pretty pathetic

>>81592460
before the violin, what does this remind me of? I'm sure I've heard this tune before.... /mu/ help

>>81592489
at least he has good taste, shes very cute

>>81592324
Forgot about Big Show.

Kane isn't that active, if at all; same with Mark, last I recall.

>>81592460
>is he the only reason to watch wwe anymore?
Yeah but it's a shame how tajiri is stuck in the cruiserwights.

>>81592577
its for the best, all vanilla midgets would just job against the mastodons until vince dies

>>81588467
Throw Nakamura on that list and I agree

>>81592563
shes a whore

>>81588345
no but i jerked off to that paige chick shoving stuff up her butt

Do girl vs guy matches happen?
I never really watched WWF/E

>>81592670
Used to but feminism banned it because women competing with men would be misogyny.

Kicking you lot off /sp/ was the best decision ever

>>81592670
no because whiny cunts would complain about it even though no one would get hurt

>>81591799
I laughed

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>>81592703
>remove gonorrhea
>still have aids and cancer

>>81592670
Sometimes but they are always tag matches. Chyna was really the only one who could make singles matches not look retarded.

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Lucha Underground and New Japan are the only acceptable

W R E S T L E K I N O allowed on /tv/

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>>81592700
not to worry m8, we can still show those cunts whos boss by using their own dumb policies against them

*thud*

https://youtu.be/_wsR7XYHhGM?t=5s

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>>81592823
this has happened with so many different competitions now

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Now this is kino.

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>>81593026
Vince McMahon is a heck of a boss. He may be an asshole, but you probably have to be to run a business like this, or any, really, in most cases. One thing that's for sure though is that he isn't afraid to do what he sends his wrestlers out to do.

Remember when he fell or jumped off the cage during the cage match with Austin?

>>81593026
was rakishi gay?

>>81593153
Nothing gay about that desu.

>>81588467
>no semi-Broken meta ironic meme Matt Hardy

Love the WWE. It's honestly the only thing I can watch on tv now. Obviously it's fake but it's still more entertaining than anything on tv. WWE Network is great too since I can just watch shit from 20 years ago if I want.

Right now is the best time for the WWE since like 2010. A lot of stars coming up from NXT are really good and they're slowly moving away from PG.

>make a board specifically for this shit
>this shit can't even stay on that board

>>>/asp/

>>81591799
that was a taunt

>>81593491
>scripted
>"""""wrestlers""""" are acting
>weekly episodic format

Give me one good reason why /wwe/ shouldn't be on /tv/

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>>81592121
It was actually a really touching moment for me at least. You could tell he had without a doubt, nothing left to give. He has spent decades giving us some of the most dedicated performances ever and he was finally too old to give us anymore. Sure I'll miss a figure from my childhood, but I know he stuck it out until he absolutely could not go on. It's that kind of dedication to the show that makes him a legend. He didn't stop when the streak broke and he didn't stop when he was clearly too old to keep going. He stuck around and kept giving it hell until now, when it finally broke him. If you quit while you're ahead it means you still have something left.

>>81593491
/thread

They just can't live without annoying others.

Really shows how childish and insecure the """"adult"""" fanbase is.

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Get on my level.

>>81593719
have sex

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hell yeah

my top 5 current favorite wrestlers are in no particular order:
roman reigns
dean ambrose
brock lesnar
randy orton
kevin owens

I prefer to support local independent federations not Vinnie Mack and Titan Entertainment crap!

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>paige is about to get married
>she probably wont be a virgin after that
it hurts bruhs

>>81591799
Dubs doesn't give you the right to misspell the word WOMEN!

>yfw Vince gives Roman an aquaman gimmick in an effort to get him over

>>81594710
Do you have brain problems or something? Sex tapes and nudes were leaked like two weeks ago.

>>81595101
I was happy that it lead to new NXT belts desu

>>81595101
Almost like that's the joke you fucking autist.

>>81594710
i'd still marry paige Tbh

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>>81592393
I will senpai, forever and now for never and wow. My name is Nikki Bella's Truffle Butter. And I will worship ever BRAAAAAPPP and bruise. It's my calling, my passion, my dream. I wish you happiness and good cheeks in the future. A Karo kino Coche. Good night and farewell my love. To Babylon, with good stink and driftwood 69. Peace out

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>>81593153

Maybe.

>>81596500
Am I gay or is there something feminine about him?

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>>81596675

You're probably confused by his THICCness.

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>>81596724

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>>81597521

They don't do it like they used to.

>>81593153
>stomach scar from a drive by
>konnan said in an interview he went to south central with him and the gangbangers there treated rikishi like royalty
>mfw realizing le silly butt man probably murdered people in his youth

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>>81596500

>600+ pounds
>landing without absorbing any of the impact with his legs first

I think Yokozuna was trying to kill this guy.

>>81598094
by gawd almighty

>>81598138
Rikishi said he hung out with haku a lot. The stories about that guy are crazy.

>>81591574
This 100%
Everyone knows wrestling is fake so why not go for the over-the-top storylines and entertaining wrestling/spots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6IkIJJbwQY

>>81598744

I was so upset during Undertaker's retirement because what I always wanted to happen was after the match, lightning would strike the ring and the lights would go out, and when they turned back on he would just be gone. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKING MAGICAL.

>>81598094
>he gets to grab her by the pussy

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>anyone ITT recommending outlaw wrestling

WWE is pretty bad now. i haven't watched it in about 5 months and literally the same shit is still happening.

>>81599628
Roman Reigns is likeable now.

>>81599830
Vince pls.

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>>81599830

i came back recently for the first time since like '96 and some of the same fucking guys are around. its actually pretty cool. i couldn't believe that was the same fucking undertaker from when i was 4 y/o.
(until i saw how rough he looked, i guess)

>>81599861

you didn't like him flying off a service ramp strapped to a stretcher?

The fact that John Cena is still a thing blows my mind. That and seeing the Hardys return. I never saw that coming.