OH SHIT NIGGA

>>81584633
then microsoft can say fuck it and build an island city white utopia

then they jews can pool the money and go to mars

kys

>baby's first financial """"""""news""""""""

>>81584633
What would both sides get out of this deal? I don't see much overlap in their areas of business.

>>81584633
They found a way to make Disney even worse.

Too late I bought Disney brand fruit snacks

I don't know which company I hate more.

>>81584770
Disney makes a shitload of money every year. Buying them would be a good move for any company.

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Apple's stock is in a bubble. Steep declining market share of iOS, and their computing platform is almost all but dead. Trashcan relaunch left them cash flow negative in that department.

The only profits they are making is from soft acquisitions and (ever declining) mobile sales.

Apple will not, and cannot take Disney as an acquisition. It's not fiscally viable; especially as a concern to shareholders.

>>81584633
This will never happen.

Disney is fully aware that their brand is priceless.

They are worth far more the quadruple the stated net-worth on Google.

They are a dynasty that you can't even begin wrap your head around.

>>81585616
>bruh this company makes mad money so its totes worth it to buy it!

and if revenues fall slightly short both Disney and Apple die horribly. Mergers on this scale are seldom a good idea.

Heh, you thought disney was sanitized now wait until apple gets a hold of them.

>Appel
>Buying Disney

Fucking kek no chance

>>81584633
I don't really see what Apple could really do with Disney. Such an acquisition would be the biggest to date.

These companies don't really mold well though. One is a tech company interested in laptops and phones and the other is a multi-billion dollar media empire.

I'm a bit ignorant of how this sort of thing works but I assume the money would be taken from Apple's assets? The deal in that case would cost them 73.8% of what they're worth.

I really don't see this deal going ahead.

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>Apple/Disney
>AT$T/Time Warner

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>>81585645
>>81585657
>these

>>81585657
This
Disney isnt just a fucking Startup that became worth a whole lot of money.

They are a corporation that has so much influence, they change copyright laws as they see fit

Disney buts Pixar from Apple
Apple buys Disney

Poetry. It's going to happen.

>Apple buys Disney
>everybody in Marvel movies use iphones
>Spider-Man uses Sony stuff

>>81584633

I wonder if they'd demand originality from Disney.....lmao

>>81585645
They could buy Nintendo. That would probably cost them around 3 billions and they woud get a lot of potential content.

>Apple's strong anti-porn morals causes users to not be able to download any sexual apps

>Apple buys Disney and more platforms ban any sexual material.

That would be glorious.

>>81586370
t. virgin

>>81584633
I don't really see the point when Apple and Disney are already so intertwined.

Daredevil season 3 only on iTunes!

>>81584633
Apple has enough money to buy Disney? What?

>>81585724
Lol if you honestly think that's all there is to Apple, you're naive as fuck.

>>81586481
Whatever the case Apple is not fit to take on Disney. >>81585657 explains it better.

>>81584633
>when you run out of creative ideas because the only guy that had some died
>fuck it, buy a company that will do it for us

>>81586451
They have 1000 billion in cash.

>>81584633
At least Apple is not ran by jews

>>81586032
Are you posting from the past?

>>81584683
What does this even mean you cynical twat?

Not OP but it's a possible on-topic development that warrants some discussion.

>>81586658
You sure about that?

Apple buys Disney

We get the two most cancerous mega corporations coming together to fuck us all in the ass.

>>81586238
>Japanese traditional executives selling to dirty gaijin retards

>>81586391
I'm not even a virgin. I would just be entertained by degenerate cucks getting upset

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>>81586662

>>81586681
>huge company buys huge company
>new company is now too bloated to be able to do anything other than stay afloat

literally every time.

>>81587006
hes saying thats already been the case for a decade

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>>81586481
Why is he naive? Apple's stock has been in a bubble for the last half a decade.

Declining market shares on there strongest product line (iOS devices). Cash flow negative since 2015 on their OSX mac pro re-release.

iTunes web traffic total from 7% in 2010, now just 3% in 2017. Declining user retention on all film/rentals subscriptions to competitor service Netflix.

Apples last soft acquisition was neural networks company Turi (200 million USD). It has gone belly up.

He isn't naive. Apple has 3 major revenue streams.

>Mobile devices
>Computer hardware
>Music and media subscriptions through their software platform

2 out of the 3 are in marginal losses to hostile competitors in their respective demographics.

He isn't naive.

Yeah nah there will definitely be some anti-monopoly shit to prevent that.

>>81586964
Seek sunlight

>>81587064
Spider-Man uses an iphone 3G in Homecoming.

no way the federal trade commission would approve this acquisition

>implying the Mouse would let anyone take over it's company

Those motherfucks would gut the company that would even try some shit like this

>>81584633
Don't they have like half a trillion sitting under a mattress in Ireland? With Trump offering tax deals left and right, Apple could easily afford to buy Disney.

But this would be a bad deal for both. Apple may be struggling to expand its market, so needs to buy other companies, but Disney itself is also dependant on acquisitions, buying talent from Pixar, IPs from Lucasfilms and storylines from Marvel.

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>>81587219
>>81587219

Antitrust law isn't infallible. AT&T was notorious for many acquisitions that were more than borderline illegal. It took the FTC many years with the US AG to correct them mistakes.

As for today, look no further than pharmaceutical industry for proof the FTC doesn't have any real power.

Antitrust law wouldn't be the problem with Apple acquiring Disney. Apple itself is would be.

>>81585645
The direction Apple's gone in with their computers is fucking annoying, as an illustrator I always used their laptops and they've always outperformed comparable Windows machines in every department.

Now they seem to be cutting out everything that made their machines excellent production tools - screens are all switching to shit-tier LED that doesn't display as much of the Adobe RGB gamut accurately, shit-tier graphics cards if they're even included at all, sluggish processors, maximum of 16GB RAM on most models in fucking 2017, no proper ports, etc etc. The only alternative is something running Windows 10, which I refuse to use, because a Linux machine won't support software I rely on for work every day.

Maybe I can use stock parts to make a decent Hackintosh for home use, but I'm fucked for a new laptop. I hate Tim Cook so much, the man has zero vision and clearly only wants to sell product to lowest-common-denominator consumers with no consideration for the old faithful whatsoever.

>>81587709
Apple realized the money is in retarded Americans that love getting fucked by their corporate masters. Apple is the only company that can proudly stand there and say "suck our fucking cocks you retards and buy our 700% marked up shit"

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>Apple-Disney secedes from the United STates and creates its own military
>mfw I quit the US Army and join the Apple-Disney Mickey's iForces and get paid literally six figures to gear up for the war against the United States

>>81586238

They can't. The Japanese government won't allow it. They are very protectionist about their corporate conglomerate culture.

>>81587869
Enjoy your stay in prison, traitor.

>>81587709
>uses laptops

>>81588884
t. proud dell owner

>>81587869
>iForces

How silly would that be?

>>81589054
>"'''illustrator"'""

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>>81587869
>tfw US currency usurped by Disney dollar in 2031
>tfw real freedom

>>81586238
Literally illegal