ITT: we create 4chan-related movies

>>81575358
If you're lazy, you still can invent titles - others may write the summaries.

A few examples:
>The Shill
>All Those Shitposters
>Bane!
>The Man Who Posts Frogs
>All About Brendan

Etc.

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Cyberpunk film set inside the internet reimagined as a ridiculous Jonny Mneunomix-style 80s retrofuturistic cyberworld people fly around in with short excerpts taking place in the real world. Like Neuromancer.

It would bomb but I would love it.

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>>81575512
"They Call Me Anon"
American sci-fi (2018)

It's the year 2234. John Wojak (Michael Fassbender), aka "Anon" fights an evil corporation, lead by the android C.H.A.D. (Tom Hardy)... INSIDE THE INTERNET!
Can a regular Joe stop the unstoppable?
Can one man defeat an entire system?

Last shots in the trailer: Fassbender can't open a cyber-wall.
Trapped in a thread, he can hear Hardy's shouting as his character C.H.A.D. gets closer and closer: "Oy, Anon! Stop running, stoooop running, h-hmm!"

Wojak tries the door again, which suddenly opens, only to reveal us a shocking cameo: Brendan Fraser (no one knows who's he playing), completely unjusted!
"Come with me, if you want to live!" he says, then he smiles and BAMM - trailer ends.

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>>81575358
"Normies Get Out"
(psychological drama)

Frank, an old and tired shitposter (played by Eric Roberts) remembers his glorious days on 4chan... maybe he'll find something in his past that could make him change his mind - should he kill himself or not?

We will follow the life of young Frank (James McAvoy), who decides to become the best janitor on 4chan, only to steal the heart of his platonic love from high school, Sarah (Felicity Jones).

Frank has serious mental problems, but he'll do his best to find his way back to human society and to win his personal little war against a balding, but handsome and muscular garbage collector, Tim (Henry Cavill) who also tries to make Sarah his "waifu".

Can Frank battle his crippling depression?
Is there true love or All Women Are Like That?
Will "normies" ever understand or Frank's only way out is to commit suicide?

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>... And Humanities
>Drama, comedy

Simon (Hugh Jackman) is a dreamer... and a true believer.
He browses /x/ and /pol/, and then he suddenly finds himself a new goal: to make as much flat Earth and Christianity related threads on /his/ as possible.

This movie is about a journey to find faith, to make people understand how Jesus is our saviour... and to find the meaning of life, love and friendship.

The movie shows us how Simon and his best friend Peter (played by real-life truth seeker Alex Jones) create threads after threads in order to open all the Anon's eyes to the light of God.

We'll watch them fail, rise from the darkness of despair and doubt... and we will see the good moments, too: the sunday church, the fistfights with neckbeard atheists and the glorious victories of all the huge internet fights.

"... And Humanities" is a heavy piece of art.
While the comedic scenes are light-hearted and fun, the dramatic moments are pretty deep and even thrillfull.
This film might be the most powerful cult movie of the 21st century.

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>>81575358
a chubby neet (not morbidly obese, but skinny fat) who spends most of his free time shitposting on anonymous image boards yearns to see more from his pathetic and bland existence. Always wanting to be a hero, he dresses up like a super hero to fight crime vigilante style and promptly gets his ass beat. Discouraged, he goes back to the one thing he knows, anonymous image boards such as /k/, /x/ and /tv/
when local crimes start going either unnoticed or unsolved in his area, he uses his huge amounts of free time to look into it, using his skills on web sleuths, the jane doe network, the charley project and his image boards. He is not a hacker, and really only somewhat skilled in what he does, he just has loads of free time to kill and isnt over worked like the detectives who are trying to solve the case. They initially brush him off, they realize it doesnt hurt to have him around. The whole thing plays as a dark comedy
staring
>jonah hill as the neet
>Michael shannon and rooney mara as the detectives
>kelsey grammer as a serial killer
>john goodman as the mayor


coming this fall: Anonymous, the movie

Lord of the Pies
Horror

A grossly obese man (Steven Assanti) and a young girl (Dafne Keen) are stranded on an island together. Soon, their food supply runs out and the young girl runs away from the man As he tried to kill and eat her. A deadly game of chess is initiated as the girl tried to avoid the man and his traps. Will help or heart failure come soon enough?

A man begins posting animal torture videos to 4chan on a regular basis. A group of anons begin to investigate to determine where he is, as he posts each day stating that begs working up to something "big".

Featuring an ensemble cast, where no character gets a name and all are portrayed by unknown actors.

The film encompasses their intelligence gathering and attempts to deduce the mans identity and locate him.

At the climax, an anon who loves flight simulators uses chem trails he sees in one video along web flight paths from planes overhead to determine the mans location.

Another anon drives around beeping a car horn as the man tortures a cat on live feed before announcing he intends to shoot up a school.

A fat /k/ommando and a wannabe Chad crom /fit/ rush to stop the man while posters contact the police.

They subdue the man before he can bring harm to anyone. The final scene is the /k/ommando posting about how only cared about the cat and stopping the shooting wasn't intended.

Its a movie that uses only tropes from trope threads, all of them played straight with barely any self awareness.

>>81577303
underrated posted

>>81577545
>Featuring an ensemble cast
>all are portrayed by unknown actors
wat

>>81577911
Sorry, I meant a large cast, not ensemble. Just a big one.

>>81577303
kekkerino

>>81575358
A channer see a woman.He shit himself screaming THE SJW IS THE GREATEST THREAT HAD EVER FACED #GAMERGATE IS REAL and die

>>81575358
Bit Coin
A young man with insomnia (Tobey Maguire) spends 20 hours a day browsing image boards like 4chan. Eventually he starts learning other languages so he can browse boards in other countries, like Russian Finnish and Japanese.
Eventually he hears he can be making money framing bitcoins.
He goes around town looking through the dumpsters and trash of computer stores and eventually is able to convert his entire apartment into a bitcoin mining server.
Eventually the IRS notices that he's paying his bills in bitcoin instead of cash and they want a piece.
Eventually he must decide whether or not to take his bitcoin server out of country by making a deal with the Russian mafia, or being arrested by the IRS for tax evasion

>>81577281
This could be actually good.

>>81577545
>A man begins posting animal torture videos to 4chan on a regular basis.

Imagine casting Ben Affleck for this.
Just imagine.

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>>81575358
"I Am Moot"

Starring Jesse Eisenberg as Christopher Poole.

>>81580515
Wow, girl power!

A guy who gets reincarnated in different situations and in different time periods. When he truly becomes a good man he gets to go to heaven, but there is a series of fuck ups, emotional lessons, hard truths and funny deaths along the way. Lot of potential for emotional moments and jokes and a good message.

>>81580515
Who would play the channer?

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>>81575358
"GTFO" (2019)
drama

GTFO is about a tranny who desperately tries to act like a girl on /r9k/.
Unfortunately all the robots say rude stuff like "tits or gtfo", so (s)he gets depressed.

Played by Jennifer Lawrence

>>81576284
>John Wojak (Michael Fassbender)

Would work if he shaved off his hair and eyebrows.

>>81583400
>"Some said that Michael (Fassbender) had too much facial hair and that Wojak should be a much more hairless character. We discussed this and decided to leave the hair. Michael said that he wanted John to be a manly, yet sensisitve character. The hair represented the masculine side of the 'feels'. I had something different in mind, though. For me, Wojak is like Jesus, on the cross. Powerful, yet in agony. A victim of the system, yet an independent character, a martyr. Brendan (Fraser) was the other side of this coin. He was the Judas of They Call me Anon..." - Zack Snyder

To live and die as a meme

Buddy cop film featuring pepe and wojak. Pepe is the bad and corrupt cop (with a heart of gold) and wojak is the new do good rookie.

Takes place in the 80's, miami vice style. The plot is that they are hunting down a cult of KEK that is lead by someone from pepe's past. It's peepee poopoo, pepe's evil psychopath twin brother. Wojak is the "main" character and you hear his noir-ish narration during the film.

Pepe is played by John goodman and Wojak is ryan gosling

>>81583510
10/10

>>81583510
Did Snyder direct or just produce it?

>>81583593
Best one in the thread.

>>81583698
>Did Snyder direct or just produce it?

He only assisted Anonovsky.

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>>81575358

The Saga of Chris Chan
A movie about Chris Chan.
Seth Rogan maybe Jonah Hill
Like watching a Holocaust survivor wonder out of a death camp for the time. Horror and disgust but an inability to look away. Maybe some sympathy.

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>>81583593
>Buddy cop film featuring pepe and wojak. Pepe is the bad and corrupt cop (with a heart of gold) and wojak is the new do good rookie.

Detective Wojak: What do you think the average IQ of this 4chan is, huh?
Detective Pepe: Can you see /r/eddit up there on your high horse? What do you know about these people?
Detective Wojak: Just observation and deduction. I see a propensity for obesity. Poverty. A yen for fairy tales. Folks puttin' what few bucks they do have into an old, stale pasta being post around. I think it's safe to say nobody here's gonna be splitting the atom, Pepe.
Detective Pepe: You see that. Your fucking attitude. Not everybody wants to sit alone in an empty room beating off to 2D loli hentai. Some folks enjoy community. A common good.
Detective Wojak: Yeah, well if the common good's gotta make up shitposts then it's not good for anybody.

>tldr: the thread

>>81577303
This is good tho

Title:
>3:17
Starring:
>?
Director:
>Quintin Uno Fartontino

A black man with a huge penis is searching for online trolls in the purpose of either fucking them up, alright, or fucking them. Alright...

Quentins first flop, /tv/ praises all the cameos from other directors

Whaddaya think, altright....

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>4U
A poster on an image board uncovers a mystery surrounding the release of a popular blockbuster film, connecting it to several disasters around the world. After various investigations a global conspiracy is uncovered tying the film to occult practices and an ancient prophecy of a "Big Guy of the End Times".

Starring Paul Dano as Tripfag.

It would be well received by critics but bomb internationally

The French Nigger

1700s period drama about the bored bourgeoisie who, all in agreement to conspire, allow a black slave to mingle amidst high society and 'ascend' the ranks of the aristocracy, little does the negro know he is derided and mocked openly with scathing wit by the nobility, until he finally a merchant brings in a basket of exotic bananas and the negro's genetics go aflame and he kills everyone in the room with beastly strength.

Actors:
>Hugh Jackman as Compte D'Erlette
>Emma Stone as Marie de la Chatonne
>Jack Black as Vizier Mohammad Ibn Al-Badhi
>Max von Sydow as Jarl Sigurd Thorrson
>Tom Hard as James Keziah Delaney
>Robert DeNiro as Slave Owner Javert
>George Clooney as The Nigger

The movie would be an unbelievably controversial arthouse move funded and released by an old aristocrat's money, no outside control, the actors are blacklisted on social media, critics are up in arms at the title and none of them saw the movie, only two critics watch it - Nostalgia Critic and RLM, and because of this, they are forced to crossover and discuss it. It becomes highly heated, Jay becomes furious at the racism, NC just follows along with the outrage, Mike just keeps saying THE FRENCH NIGGER over and over in a shrill voice while Rich screams in the background, laughing.

Huh h-huh meme, 4u bane bane.
Is it kino? What do you think of her body of work, meme whatch it big guys.

Paul dano.

>>81584790
This is sadly just as much effort movie makers put into

>>81577545
That's actually quite good.

>>81583158
Of course