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Star Wars Celebration pregame thread

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Get in here!
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who /hux/ here?
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never seen star wars lads
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@81574902
No (You) for you, faggot.
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What's going on?
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>>81574902
A (You) for (You), faggot.
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>>81575016
Official Star Wars convention starts today and they stream most of the panels online.

Big 40th anniversary kickoff is today, Last Jedi is tomorrow, Rebels Season 4 Saturday.
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a
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>>81575071
>Rebels Season 4 Saturday.
Sweet. Who's the next big bad? Is it Revan? With the latest rumors about Bioware Austin it's actually possible.
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Has /tv/ g-given up on Star Wars?
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>>81575225
Starkiller
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Hayden Christensen confirmed to be in 8
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>>81575071

so we get a Last Jedi trailer tomorrow then right?
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>12 replies
>Page 5
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>81575071
Based
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>>81576079
Star Wars is dead bro. Damn.
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Wait, there are who people actually enjoy nu Star Wars?

>mfw
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Anyone have a link to a livestream with chat?
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>Being unironically hyped for a shameless feast of consumerism fetishization based around toys and pop culture
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>>81576659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5QodTtlME
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>>81576677
We come to bury Star Wars, not to praise them.
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>>81576716
Then why are we even having this thread?
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>>81576727
Commercial zealotry.
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>>81576716
I dig that Milou fig
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>>81576677
These next 8 months on /tv/ are going to be pretty uncomfortable for you.
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>>81575530
Now THAT would be interesting.
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>>81576727
For the shitposting and memes. Hayden's going to be there btw
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Will Revan return to canon? For the love of everything that is or isn't holy, please revive his original story
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All I want to know is which day we are most likely to get the Episode 8 teaser.
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>>81576804
Forgive me if I sincerely believe that the memes and shitposting will be just as hollow as Star Wars has become.
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>>81576884
Tomorrow at the end of TLJ panel. So approximately 12:30 PM ET.
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>>81576884
Tomorrow around 11:30am
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>>81576884
tomorrow 12:01pm ET
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Shit there's audio on the stream, but still a static screen. HAPPENING
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Imagine what that auditorium packed with Star Wars fans smells like.
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>>81576899
>>81576901
>>81576961
Alright, see you later.
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>>81577036
Probably nothing because Star Wars is complete and utter normie-tier garbage now, so it's just a general cross-section of the population.
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>>81574826
Who? Are you gay or something?
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>>81577036
Sweaty armpits, raw testosterone and those salty Bugles snacks, mitigated by a variety of CK colognes.
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>>81577036

Pretty fuarken good, desu. Star Wars family (fans is a stupid word) love eachother no matter what, yo. Im glad to be here to enjoy the CUHRAYZEE hype with my fellow Nerf Herders right here on /tv/, yo!!
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>>81576879
>For the love of everything that is or isn't holy, please revive his original story
They won't. See: Darth Bane.
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>>81574826
That's a pretty shit husbando, anon
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star wars is for children and if you still obsess over it as a grown man you should kill yourself
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>>81576879
Including the hybernation?
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>>81575225
Thrawn again.
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>>81577127
And there's a (You) for you
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>>81577127

Dude....fuck off.....Star Wars is special to us. We're lucky Disney has not only revived it, but saved it entirely.

Sorry you dont enjoy it....but please...s.tep the fuck away from those of us that do...because just like the Knights of the Sith Order....i am NOT one you want to fuck with about Star Wars, okay?...
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>>81577152
Nice rebuttal.
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>>81577160

im trying to save you from a life of obesity and sexlessness

go the gym and start talking to girls instead of doing what you did when you were 10 and obsessing over a shit series
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>>81577036
A nauseating stench of vinegar, oysters, clams, musty soil and moss
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>>81577036
I don't have to shower if I just use Axe, right?
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Lads, are you on YT or the SW website for streaming? Can't find a stream yet on either
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>>81577127
He said, exiting this thread and returning to posting pictures of cartoon frogs while greentexting common movie tropes.
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>>81577230
Same stream on both. Starts in 2 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5QodTtlME
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>>81577180
You're so out-dated it's actually funny. You should be the one growing up. The people at SWC aren't who you expect them to be; it's actually full of normies
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>>81577230

Someone just linked a stream a few posts above. No chat, though.
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>>81577249
Much appreciated anon
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Obi Wan movie is the big announcement

Screenshot this.
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>>81577279

DUDE FUCK YASSSSSSSSS
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They'll annoce the name of the Han Solo film, show the leaked Battlefront trailer, and show a few set pics from TLJ.

Screenshot this
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11:01 stream hasn't started

P A N I C
A
N
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C
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>>81577279
All those spin-offs can only be good if they relate something completely unexplored in the Star Wars trilogies. It really boggles my mind how Disney and normies seem to desire only the familiar
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Mark Hamill has spoken more during these phony Force for Change videos then has for any nu-Disney Star Wars film and they're already 2 films in. Fuck is he so giddy for? He's yet to prove himself.
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>>81577341
dubs and he's the worst part of the last jedi
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>>81577326
>tfw need to shit but don't want to miss out on the stream beginning
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They'll annunce Old Republic: The Super Prequel Trilogy as the new trilogy after episode IX, the'll go -III, -II, -I

Screencap this.
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>>81577373
Dubs and Mark Hamil is GOAT in the Last Jedi.
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Nothing's happening.
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>>81577373
>>81577391
Dubs and he dies before TLJ is released
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>>81577388
Checked!
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>>81577319

Why? Even if you're 100% right that's all uninteresting PR.
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>>81577391
dubs and Hamill appears only at the beginning and very end of TLJ.
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>>81577424
Besides the TLJ trailer debut, the whole thing is one gigantic empty shell of glamour and bombast. Think E3, but even more disappointing and awkward
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>>81577416
delete this please
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Big announcement is George bought back Star Wars and will be directing Ep. IX
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>>81577457

Pretty much. I was just wondering why someone would even bother making predictions about which advertisements Disney would show to the public.
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is /tv/ ready for the return of /OURGUY/?
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Starting right now
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SW Celebration bingo

[x] unexplained delay
[ ] mid-show technical fuck-up
[ ] Katleen BRRAAPS on stage
[ ] Lego SW ad
[ ] Battlefront 2 exclusive DLC
[ ] Save African children donation drive
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>>81577479
WE'RE SORRY GEORGE, PLEASE COME BACK
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>>81577558
>Katleen BRRAAPS on stage
Why would this even happen?
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>>81577121
>was in the movie for about 15 minutes
>stole the whole show

Why is he so great?
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Celebrating 40 years of Manchildren.
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>>81575900
Yep
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>>81577608
Someone hides a mic in her chair for lulz?
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>>81576879
Bioware is remaking KotOR, presumably it'll fit to whatever the Old Republic is to Disney's canon.
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Here comes the feminazi bitch.
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How many more lies is she going to tell today?
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IT'S HIM
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Damn, George is actually dressed up for this
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>>81577479
what
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>>81577728
welp, monkeys paw strikes again
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>>81577799
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>>81576879
>Will Revan return to canon?
sorta like they did with bane and thrawn(kek)
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>George Lucas: "I'm taking my movies back you disney fucks"

How would you react?
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Jesus, how much would they have to pay for that old fart to actually show up. Probably was in the contract during the initial sale or something
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George Lucas looks dead inside
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POETRY ON STAGE
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I'M SORRY GEORGE PLEASE COME BACK
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>>81577831
Who cares at this point
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"We recently lost Kenny Baker and Carrie Fisher"

*Audience claps*

Wtf?
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>>81577831
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Reminder that George said he sold Star Wars to "white slavers."
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>>81577767
I don't care as long as she goes on a date with me
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>>81577546
Is that Starkiller?
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>>81577831
With tears of joy!
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>>81577865
That's how we Americans show any form of emotion: applause.
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>>81577876
OH NO JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>george calling out the manchildren
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Anything interesting happening today or should I just tune in for the TLJ panel tomorrow?
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George Lucas: "It's a film for twelve year olds"

>entire audience of manchildren and turbowhales cheer and clap
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>>81577984
Obi-Wan.
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>in class so no sound on the stream
What is Lucas talking about?
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>>81577994
Himself mostly
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This senile old fuck is just rambling
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That little shit is even more annoying than the old ass
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>>81577558
[ ] Someone makes a joke about sand to Hayden
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Darth Feloni is here...
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>"Hello George, my name is Warwick."
>Warwick
What kind of name is that?
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>>81578107
A dwarves name.
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This is fucking dull
Nothing more than circle-jercking
I want to see SOME FUCKING FOOTAGE DAMNIT
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>>81578135
TLJ trailer is tomorrow
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>>81578135
this, someone give me the rundown on what if any good shit is being shown here
>>81578144
pls no
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>lucas talking about clone wars
>projectionist guy puts pictures from rebels
no fucks given to cartoons
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>>81578177
Battlefront 2 footage on the 15th I believe, although that's going to be shit.
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>a fucking supermanlet as the host
no thanks
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why does filoni always wear the fucking cowboy hat jesus christ
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>chat is disabled
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NEESON
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Jar-Jar: A Star Wars Story confirmed
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based Liam Neeson
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S H E E V
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>liam neeson appears just to shitpost
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IT BEGINS
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ian looks classy as fuck
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Hayden hayden hayden!
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>Liam Neeson
Let me guess.
>"Sir, the millennium falcon has been taken!"
>"We've got an operative on the case."
>whole new fucking movie about liam neeson recovering the falcon from thugs and shit
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/ourguy/
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Is hayden getting parkinsons?
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>Hayden has raspy Brendan Fraser voice
JUST
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The holy trinity of StarKino
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based hayden
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SET PICTURES JUST GREEN SCREENS
BRAVO LUCAS
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I love Hayden.
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REAL SETS
PRACTICAL EFFECTS
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>>81574794
Are they gona show a teaser for episode 8??
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>>81578430
He's a stuttering mess, he's fully aware that he's been invited out of pity despite not landing a good acting role in literally forever, while a new, better generation of Star Wars has begun without his participation
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>george just hits the around when sitting
yikes
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>>81578495
Tomorrow at TLJ panel
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Hoping Hayden is in Episode 8. It'll actually bring some more life in this new shitfest trilogy.
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>>81578447
A reminder of a better time. before star wars died.
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>>81578478
YOU'VE BEEN HERE
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THIS STORY
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>>81578501
Doesn't know how to talk without George's screenwriting
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Ok, what's actually happening? I know TLJ is tommorow at 11, Rebels is Saturday at 11, and Battlefront is Saturday at 230. Is anything happening today? Is Hayden on a panel?
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>>81578552
Hayden was on the 40th anniversary panel, he just left
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>>81578501
keep sucking that disney dick shill
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I LOVE YOU LUCAS PLEASE COME BACK AND SAVE STAR WARS
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>>81578501
>better generation of Star Wars has begun
lmao
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>>81578552
He just was.
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EPISODE 8 TRAILER DROPS IN 30 MINUTES
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NOT YET
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>>81578575
he's rite tho
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Based Sammy Jacks
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>>81578586
*One day and 30 minutes
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mace confirmed for episode 8
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Lol SamJack
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Is he alive?
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>mace windu is alive
HOLD THE FUCK
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HOLY SHIT MACE WINDU LIVES AND WILL BE IN REBELS HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT SNOKE IS MACE WINDU
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Fuck, how was Hayden? I totally missed it
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>>81578650
Not big enough.
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>>81578625
>WILL BE IN REBELS HOLY SHIT

I hope not, He should be in a movie.
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Oh C3PO does looks like Sheldon
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>>81578662
he's not a big guy
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>>81578650
Nervous and swung his microphone around like a lighter.
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George is so dead inside dude, look at him.
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>>81578564

Why the fuck did he get less time to speak than Ian? The fuck? He barely said anything.
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>>81578662
For you.
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>Anthony Daniels

not gay.
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lando calJUSTian
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>>81578650
Stuttered about how much he respects McDiarmid for about 5 minutes
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>>81574794
I went to the first Celebration Europe 10 years ago. Was pretty good.
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>>81578650
he was there for like 5 minutes what a waste.
they should bring him back and give back the rights to George while they're at it.
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They got stevie wonder on stage wew.
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>The Darth Vader sound in the background
Is the wookie guy dying live?
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>silver leg
WHAT THE FUCK
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Can I just say I am so happy we have Kathleen as our president? She knows exactly what to do, she has a clear direction for the franchise, a direction which I am fully behind. In her caring hands the universe is flourishing.
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>>81578511
>>81578575
>>81578447
>>81578463
>>81578354

Why do you nu-males have such a hard-on for Hayden, who has zero acting skills and stage presence? is it part of your misplaced love for the prequel trilogy?
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>>81574794
Anyone else feel sorry for George?
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>>81578726
Thanks for the bait.
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>>81578728
Why is a star wars fan(numale) calling his fellow numales a numale?
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>>81578674
They all are, dude. Except maybe Mark.
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>>81578728

>Hates on Hayden and the prequels
>Calls others nu-males

top kek
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>>81578776
Carrie wasn't too.

:(
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>>81578726
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>81578728
I was just referencing something from Star Wars Celebration in 2015.
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>>81578776
It seems like Mark is just happy to be back in the spotlight, I think he gave up on being a "real" actor a long time ago
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>>81578791
She's just dead on the outside.
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>>81578728
memes
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So was that it for Hayden? That's all he was a part of? No other panels?
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>>81578776
Daisy and John aren't dead inside tho
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Peter Mayhew doesn't have long to live.
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Damn I totally forgot Carrie is dead. :(
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>>81578728
Prequels are for Patricians

Disney's star wars in for nu-male feminist cucks like yourself.
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its like downie hour on the stream
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>>81578729
he's looking all
>what the fuck man this is just the same shit as the last 3 years why do people still want this I hope this is over soon so I can go back home
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>>81578814
fuck you
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>>81579106
shit that's a lot of /pol/ buzzwords in 1 sentence
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>>81578802
mark has been doing voice acting for so long its gonna be great to see him in front of the screen again
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>>81579087
He's on Brendan Fraser level of irrelevance and career JUSTing
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>>81579092
The coke sniffing whore deserved it.
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>>81578791
True. ;_;
>>81578802
He's created legacies since Star Wars even as a VA, but he still does stuff for the Flash, and chews up scenery like it's a goddamn buffet.
>>81579088
I meant those from previous trilogies

Holy shit, did Billy knock back a 6 pack of Colt 45 before coming on stage?
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Casual star wars fan here.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. People are clapping and hooting and hollering over made up alien races that some guy made up one afternoon.
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>>81579143
>>81578814
assholes
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>>81579131
he got the longest applause. clearly people miss him and miss the old star wars when it wasn't a pandering soulless mess.
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>>81579156
welcome to autism
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>>81579156
At an event for Star Wars fans? You don't say.
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>>81579156
Pretty much anon.
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>>81579177
Welcome to hell
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>>81579143
NO U
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>>81579111
He's not stupid, he just doesn't have the technical aptitude for directing like his friend Spielberg has.
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all fucking niggers must fucking hang
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>>81579183
it's just odd to observe from an outside perspective. literally none of this means anything in the "real" world.

oh wait Mark Hamilll just got here he's pretty based.
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fuck its mark hamill get ready for some long ass story
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MARKFU
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>>81579173
But the prequels were a soulless mess
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>>81579143

call your mom, she misses you
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>>81579198
How's high school, champ?
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>>81579214
Objectively wrong.
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>>81579211
It's an official Disney event so he'll need to watch what he says
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Mark Hamill is a rare example of someone able to unJUST themselves
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So many girls in this celebration
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>>81579264
why do girls pretend to like star wars?
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>>81579214
Objectively right.
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>>81574902
I've only seen one and it was painfully mediocre and childish, anybody over 15 who cares about this trash even in the slightest need to be collectively shot in the back of their heads.
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>>81579259
Was he ever really JUSTed, though? He landed some pretty great voice roles that lasted for years.
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>>81579214
Objectively subjective tbqh.
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>>81579208
Like any movie, TV show or sports team someone chooses to be a fan of
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>>81579248
You're being ironic, right? Only redditors and contrarian edgelords like the prequels, or at least pretend to
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ROTS > ESB > ROTJ > ANH > R1 = AOTC > TPM > TFA
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>>81579088
They will be. They will be...
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WHY DID THEY GIVE MARK THE SHITTIEST MIC
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>>81579285
Maybe JUST appearance-wise, not career-wise
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Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantilize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control. Star Wars and Harry Potter are perfect examples of this.

Obsessing over children's movies well into adulthood is not good for you.
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>>81579308
you have to pay an extra $15 for the 'Mark Hamill Microphone Expansion Pack'.
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>>81579308
Someone is getting fired.
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>>81579297
ESB > ANH > TFA > R1 > ROTJ = ROTS > TPM > AOTC
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>>81579329
That I can get behind. He really looked like he was turning into Jabba the Hutt for a while there.
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>>81579297
ESB > ROTS > ANH > R1 = AOTC > ROTJ = TPM > TFA

Only one third of ROTJ is rewatchable (any scene featuring the Emperor)
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>>81578695
He's got a whole show with sheev later
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Time for an autistic Harrison Ford interview
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Harrison really looks like he doesn't want to be there lol
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oh great can't wait to hear what new grumbles and mumbles Harrison comes up with
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Old man ford agrees to appear on SWCO?

how much did they pay him?
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>harrison fraud

what did they mean by this
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inb4 CGI Leia on stage
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AND NOW, IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME TO THE STAGE:

THE FORCE GHOST OF CARRIE FISHER
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>>81576687
It must be really fucking weird to keep having to see all these people you worked on a few movies with now that you're a big shot Hollywood actor and legend and they're just nodbodies aside from Star Wars.
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>>81579379
Ford doesn't austism. He shows up with a supersoaker that fires salt.
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>>81579403
kek
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>>81579331
Give thanks to Big Bang Theory
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This feels like a Scientology gala. The level of unadulterated fanboyism and cult-like worship for one person is insane
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>>81579432
HOPE
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DUDE I HATE STAR WARS LMAO
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>>81579131
Just seems like a tremendous fucking waste. People were clearly hugely excited to see him, he got a huge standing ovation, and they just throw him out there for 5 minutes and ask a couple meaningless questions no one cares about.

What did he think of TFA and Rogue One? Would he ever want to come back to SW? What did he think of Clone Wars Anakin?

Idk, he's a huge Star Wars fan and it just seemed like kind of a waste.
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>>81579399
he's dead, he can piss off the fans to their face to his heart's content now.
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>casually watch SW celebration 2015
>man this is such a borefest
>carrie fisher time
>all coked up and/or drunk with her dog on stage
>fun all around
>we will never have that again
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>grabs geroge
>"Listen here you fat fuck stop inviting me to this gay ass shit"
>"I thought you killed me off already fucker"
>>
Ford was really hoping to be done with this shit once he was killed in TFA

Remember Harrison you're here forever
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DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
>DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
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>DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
>DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
>DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
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>DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
>DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
DUDE l HATE STAR WARS LMAO
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This is clearly missing coked out Carrie. Fuck what a loss.
>>
>>81579450
It's all the more sad because he's got no career
>>
YOU WILL PAY, HARRISON. SOON YOU WILL PAY.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FieJToFKc
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>>81574826
>>81577121
OBJECTIVLY BEST HUSBANDO COMING THROUGH
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So there's really a whole convention celebrating the dullest franchise in history?

Seriously each episode following the Skywalkers and their allies as they fight a series of Sith Lords, has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects for anything but spectacle.

Perhaps the die was cast when Lucas decided to make the Phantom Menace: he made sure the series would never slowly fade like the embarassing mistake it was, instead dragging it back into the spotlight. And what was it? just ridiculously profitable sell-out garbage made to increase action figure sales. The Star Wars series refuses to be anything beyond a simple, childish story. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the original movies were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time there was an opportunity for character development, the plot immediately devolved into a laser rifle shootout.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lucas' mind is so governed by cliches and pointless battles that he has no other tricks up his sleeve. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Star Wars by Jess Whedon. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Star Wars at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Firefly." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch"Star Wars" you are, in fact, trained to watch Firefly.
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Do people think this is healthy?
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Maybe they "just happen" to have a recording from her prior to her death that they'll play.
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>>81579087
Apparently he's going to be part of the Sheev panel later
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>>81579483
>coked out Carrie
>>
Brian de Palma shout out heyoo

that will satisfy my autism for today.
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>>81579456
>no cursing drunken Carrie at TLJ premiere like at TFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsERzZt9dro
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hes not gonna be alright
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Harrison Ford is autistic.
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>>81579513
Sheev gets his own panel?
>the power of the emperor.
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>>81579505
>that hairline

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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Harrison and George slowly trying to remember things.
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>>81579556
Unlimited Power!
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>when he's had this shit over his head his entire career and just when he thinks hes out and gets the character killed off he gets dragged right back in
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>>81579564
old people amirite
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I've reached the point in my life that i'd rather see Hayden and Ewan on stage more than the OT cast because at least they are more removed from the Disney side of star wars now
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What i'm most hyped for in TLJ is proper lightsaber duels.

The technology is here so it won't be as ugly as the original trilogy
They didn't do spins and shit in TFA so it won't be as bad as in the prequels
Kylo and Rey will probably enjoy a huge powerboost so it won't be as clumsy as in TFA

They'll probably fuck it up just to humiliate Kylo even more but i'm hoping for the best.
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Lying bitch said there would be big announcements.
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well I learned absolutely nothing...
>>
NEW THREAD >>81579592

>>81579592

>>81579592
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Lucas is desperate to leave lol
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>>81579625
>They didn't do spins and shit in TFA
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>>81579503
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>>81579503
>the book was terrible
>As I read

Dum faggot
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>>81579660
well yeah thats par for the OT
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Anyone else getting a shit stream? Keeps muting and skipping all the time.
>>
Is it me or is this stream all fucked up now?
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>>81579778
Same happened for me, man. Fucking hilarious that it happens at a heart warming speech from her daughter lol
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>>81574794
so is the trailer out yet or any confirmed spoilers?
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>>81579822
I haven't seen anything, mate.
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>>81579822
99% chance it comes out tomorrow between 11 and 1230
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Dat sudden John Williams do
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Force awakens - female main character and black boyfriend
Rogue one - female main character
Forces of destiny - entire female only focused show
Battlefront 2 - Finally added an actual campaign wait.. female main character!

Star Wars is fucking dead
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This stream is unwatchable. Holy fuck.

>powered by Verizon
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>>81580191
Eh we still have Kylo
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>>81580191
Yeah because a male-lead 6 part film series didn't have enough male characters
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>>81580261
spoken a true cuck
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>>81580279
Oh I forgot Clone Wars, Rebels, and the countless video games

You Cucked yourself on this one brotha
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>>81580316
wow at least we get the shitty spin off animations! go women! no more white men!
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What a shitty stream. Glad they didn't show TLJ in this shit show.
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Can someone tell me what this Forces of Destiny is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OBg1jf85l4
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