God damn the harry potter films are kino

>>81571327
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>>81571327
>"No!"

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>>81571639
Dumb is quite the understatement when it comes to describing one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>81571327
>it's just a bunch on wide landscape shots and close ups of 2 person scenes

You could easily do this any fast and furious movie, plus some nice ass shots

>>81571701
I've missed this

>>81571327
So normalfags love this but hate BvS for being too dark?

>>81571701
based potter poster

>>81571327
Having dark color correction doesn't equal kino you fucking moron

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>>81571725
I agree. Here's a real god tier shot from the films

Yeah shame about the other emma watson films though. they're all crap :/. at least daniel radcliffe has done some good ones

>>81571811
normalfags are retarded

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>>81571857

>6 movies that get progressively darker over time as they follow a young boy from preteen to late teens is the same as blowing your load shoehorning Batman into what should be a Man of Steel sequel

>>81571977
But why is there no color?

>>81572026

Fuck if I know, less color means more mature I guess, like you can't get raped in broad daylight..

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>>81571327
Truth
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>>81571817
Literal plebs

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>>81572073
Its called tone progression

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>>81572345
Babbies complain they weren't all orange and blue like the first two

Why weren't any of the teachers minorities?

>>81572552

Women are minorities

>>81571327
I didn't watch the later films. err whats that naked hermione scene all about then?

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>>81571327

marvel is more kino though

>>81572770
That's cheating, they had Edgar Wright, an actual filmmaker, directing for a portion.

>>81572692
Illusion created by a horcrux to fuck with Ron to try and stop him from destroying it.

>>81571829
I cringe everytime I see that

>>81573116
ah gotcha