a gorilla versus a bear
who wins?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tz0avWZoqjg
who could defeat him?
>>81570331
Blue whale
>>81570331
A rhino
>>81570331
someone skipped leg day lmao sticklegs
>THWAP
>flees
So like us
>>81570313
Humanity loses.
that thing must be what, 600 pounds?
>>81570313
does this gorilla have autism?
Gorilla. The gorillas hands could fuck the bears face up. The bears paws wouldn't really do much to the Gorilla.
Why does its asshole look so inviting?
Also I wonder how gorilla meat tastes.
Depends what kind of bear tb h
gorilla could fuck up a small bear for sure but dont think it could beat a grizzly or a polar bear those are literally triple its size
I think I bull could fuck both of them up. All it needs is a good prepping.
>>81570313
Why does it keep smacking the ground then running away?
>>81570313
Why don't you ask the animal board?
>>>/an/just don't piss off the dog/catfags
Depends on the type of bear. I believe a grizzly bear could thrash a gorilla.
>>81570797
Basicly showing how strong he is
Gorilla
>>81570818
Probally, average grizzly weighs like 600lb while average gorilla weighs about 450lb
Polar bear could fuck gorillas up for sure they weigh over 1500lb those are insane
Opposable thumbs nigga
/thread
gorillas cant bite
gorillas dont have claws
gorillas are half the size of a grizzly
depends on bear, but we all know we are talking about a grizzly bear here
gorilla would lose
>>81570872
>thinking opposable thumbs will work when all you use your hands for are beating the ground and running away like a little girl
>>81570313
Grizzly could fuck up a gorilla without much problem.
Desperate leopards sometimes kill adult male silverbacks
>>81570331
Rosie O'Donnell
>>81570872
Great. He can hold a stick.
>>81570893
>gorillas cant bite
Gorillas can bite right?
But I agree the bear would fuck his shit up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK609rbSBLs
>>81570946
well its not in their nature, i misspoke
they wouldnt immediately use its teeth to bite
it would if necessary but its not going to use its teeth or its bite like a bear would
>>81570852
really makes u think
>>81570797
>Why does it keep smacking the ground then running away?
he smacks the ground and starts chasing the 'other gorrila' away, however the fucker keeps on disappearing.
Lion vs. Tiger?
>>81570893
gorillas are faster and have more mobility, theyre also far, far stronger with way bigger muscles. the bear has thick fur but the gorilla would just pull the fur and underlying skin off the bone. the gorilla has a similar bite and has hands he can grab the bear with
>>81571056
>far stronger with way bigger muscles
Listen up strength correlates with size and a grizzly is almost twice as big so the bear would be stronger for sure
>>81570313
Jamie.
>>81571056
gorillas wouldnt bite like a bear
it wouldnt be something a gorilla would immediately resort to like a grizzly
grizzly bears instinctively are killing machines that immediately go for the head and neck
viscous biters and lets not forget the razor sharp claws also grizzlys have twice the size
gorillas a peaceful and not really biters
its like a killing machine fighting a chilling party animal that happens to look more frightening than it actually is
>>81571156
Pull
>>81570313
bear because claws
>>81571156
>>81570313
Brock Lesnar
>>81570313
So it's real that gorilla got dat ass
>>81570918
>thats a nice stick
>why dont you try these mushrooms over here
>*crafts stick into bow, uses another stick to throw at bear*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLdR-ksEu9o
THWACK